2004 is approaching quickly, and that means resolutions that people will break by January 10th. Since they're going to waste anyway, why not use them in a contest? The rules are simple: a character in your comic has made a New Year's resolution and is trying (and possibly failing) to keep it.

Multiple entries, series and archived comics are all allowed, and judging will take place very early next year.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Why I Hate New Years Resolutions (CC226) by dcomposed 12-24-03

December 31, 2003: I'm going to stop doing my Why I Hate comics. January 01, 2004: Why I Hate Rabid_Weasle-213 by dcomposed 01-01-04

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Batman created by Bob Kane

dcom should do one where he makes a resolution about not deleting comics.

Another Broken One by niteowl 12-16-03

It's about time I start thinking about a New Year's Resolution. I think my resolution this year is to be more tolerant of things that annoy me... January 4th. "...Praise the Lord! Please, find it in hearts...and your checkbooks, to give generously..." 3 days. I can't believe I only lasted 3 fucking days.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Why I Hate New Years Resolutions-2 (CC226) by dcomposed 12-25-03

01/01/04 - 2:01 pm I delete too many comics, I'm totally going to stop. I'm even going to make a comic about it and post it to the forums. 01/01/04 - 2:03 pm [ Posted comic does not exist ]

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 226 : As the Crowe Flies by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 12-25-03

Dec 31, 2003 Right. Thats it. 2004, will be the year i stop doing Russell Crowe comics And the year i stop making socio-political comments on the conservative party. Jan 1, 2004 "Michael Howard has something of the night about him. I hear hes the lead vampire in the new Russell Crowe movie"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Wank You Very Much. by Ewwwww 12-25-03

Dec. 31, 2003 I really need to stop wanking... Jan. 1, 2004 Woodenbadger.com, eh? Wow...Look at that picture of BigEvilDan!

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

CC 226: You say you want a resolution? by kaufman 12-25-03

I've got too much going on. For 2004, I'd better be able to see more on my screen. Goodbye 640 x 480, hello 1280 x 1024. It looks like you're trying to change the resolution on your monitor. Don't you know that making all those objects smaller is hard on your eyes? I can't let you do it. I resolve to install Linux ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 226: The result of excessive stimulation by Xuanwu 12-25-03

December 31st, 11:55 PM. I resolve to stop biting people who annoy me in the groin. January 1st, 12:05 AM. A squirrel! A furry rodent! Let me cuddle, pet, and GGGWWWIINNDADADY WAAHKKKK you! Happy New Year! My crotch! It bleeds! Wanker.

Rethink that resolution? by niteowl 12-26-03

December 31st, 65 million years ago... What's your New Year's resolution, Rex? I think I'm going to try and quit smoking. Me too, and I'm giving up coffee. I heard excessive caffeine is bad for you. True, true. Now that we're getting older, we need to think about living healthier lives... Right on. It'll be tough giving up these vices, but we'll be better off later in life. Who wants to be hacking and wheezing and sick all the time when you're 70? And then...

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

CC 226: Celebrity Resolutions by kaufman 12-26-03

Paris Hilton I promise not to seem so vacuous this year. What did I say? What does vacuous mean? Rush Limbaugh No more pills for me. I'm going cold-turkey. Until I can figure out a way to blame it on the liberals. Michael Jackson I will quit fondling 11-year-old boys. They all turn 12 this year.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Kaufman, if that last entry doesn't win, I will cry. Comic gold!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

A New Level Of Lame. by ArtemisStrong 12-26-03

1) Create Robot Army. Check! 2) Enjoy The Grandeur Of Nature. Check! 3) King's Rook To D4. Check! No... wait... Nevermind, I was looking at the bishop.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

This one is for you, Kaufman!

I Paris The Thought. by Ewwwww 12-26-03

Dec 31, 2003 I think im gonna stop entering CC's and become a buddist monk! Really? Jan 1, 2004 You just had to get in one more Paris Hilton refrence, didnt you?

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

CC 226: Food for thoughts by lukket 12-27-03

2003, December 31st Diabetics has be become a problem in both the richest and poorest countries due to malnutrition There is nothing but trouble with those religious sects! If you're overweight, chances of dying from diabetics are high. Oh my. I'd better stop eating that much. Nice. There's my New Year's resolution! 2004, January 1st Häagen-Dasz just announced a new ice cream flavour today... Damn you, Häagen-Dasz!

meh... but my first comic in a while...

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troelsea at gmail dot com

RESOLUTION!!! by ObiJo 12-27-03

NO MORE MANRAPE FOR TOBOR!!! HERE KITTY KITTY!!!

Resolute Shun by ObiJo 12-27-03

This year I've decided to make no resolutions. But wait a minute... isn't that a resolution? If I adopt it, isn't that still making a resolution? But if I don't adopt it, doesn't that mean I must make resolutions? If I act, there's a resolution! If I DON'T act, there's a resolution! HOLY CHRIST! Is free will a myth?? So let me get this straight. You killed the hobo to prove you have free will? No, I ATE the hobo to prove I have free will. I killed him so he wouldn't slide off the fork.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

CC 226: Retractable Claus by kaufman 12-27-03

11:58 PM, December 31 This year shall be different. No more 51-week-long drunken orgies with elves, reindeer and polar bears, culminating in me having to pull an all-nighter. 9 hours later ... Well, hello-ho-ho there!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

CC 226: Motherhood is the hardest job around by Xuanwu 12-27-03

Hillary Clinton makes a resolution. I resolve to try and be a mother for once, rather than bad mouthing homemakers just to score points with NOW. January 1st. Chelsea! I baked cookies! Oh? And what's on them? Rat poison? I remember what happened to Buddy and you're not going to off me that easy, "Mom." Well, screw that. Back to being a witch in a business suit.

This is my first time participating in one of these competition thingies, so I thought I'd give it a shot.

CC226: Uh Oh

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In desperate search of a funny signature...

CC 226: Happy New Year by attitudechicka 12-28-03

Did you get all that? Yep. Read it back to me. New Years Resolutions: 1. Quit smoking. 2. Start smoking again. 3. Quit smoking (again). 4. Take tap dancing lessons. 5. Start smoking (again). You forgot "Call Mom". I'm a realist.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

On a more positive note, here are a couple about folks who (barely) manage to keep their resolutions:

CC 226: The Cartoonits by kaufman 12-29-03

This year I will complete what I started! My cartoons will have vivid characters, intricate backgrounds, and most importantly, absolutely NO default last panels due to short attention ...

CC 226: The Bear Minimum by kaufman 12-29-03

Time to get rid of my disgusting habits. This year I will no longer fling any poo! Luckily, I never said anything about flinging pooh.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC226: Stripcreator Resolutions by MikeyG 12-29-03

TOBOR RESOLVE NOT TO CORNHOLE THIS YEAR I ain't gon' talk 'bout rotor turbines or gravitons neither this'n year. I'm not going to be a punchline this year. No mo sucky sucky fie dolla jokes dis yeah. No more....ahh, fuck it. WANGS! DONGS!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Resolve to Evolve by smamurai 12-29-03

This year I be resolutin' to not be so quick in the not using of my brain thereof. Hey brother, You been usin' my new memory card aintcha? But you are blind. Did Santa give you working eyes for Christmas? How did you know? It's heavier. There must be about 4 pounds of Zelda in there. You did remember to remove the console from the card before picking it up didn't you?

Obijo hobo fork gag = teh win.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.