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Well, no, I wasn't. Isn't "Behind The Magic: Inside The Disney Cartoon Factory " a toprated comic?

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possums = my hero.

By hero I mean sandwich.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Fear by NooniePuuBunny 4-04-05

Behold I am the demon of Wuurd! I bring the wrath of the 9th Gates of hell! *yawn* I am here to collect the flesh of your first born! Is that all you've got? It looks like you're writing a letter! AAAAAGH!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

How One Occupies Oneself When Marooned by Rabid_Weasle 4-14-05

Just a few more minutes and that coconut should be warm enough.

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Poop.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

No , No , NO. Thou Shalt NOT Pun. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 5-02-05

Dude , I had a horrific nightmare last night about Baseball. Its traumatised me for life. Tell me about it dude. Well, i was playing at Shea Stadium, against this team called the Vatican City Rangers. And no matter how i swung, they always struck me out. You hadnt been listening to Buggles before you went to bed, had you? Yeh man, why? Pitchers came and broke your heart, put all the blame on VCR.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Perm, that comic doesn't belong in any thread.

Nice to see you still know the way here. :)

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Perm, that comic doesn't belong in any thread.

Nice to see you still know the way here. :)

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Ahh , here it is

James Brown - AOOWWWW! by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 5-02-05

Well James, I have all the dates here for your world tour. Lets just review them shall we? Wait a minute? Does that say Tokyo? I aint performing for those Gooks after Pearl Harbor. Cross that one off. Ok , I guess ill bow to your artistic integrity. What about Shanghai? After Tianman Square? Aint no way im performing for those commie bastards. Only place in Asia im gonna play is South Korea. Thats my Spiritual Home? South Korea? Spiritual Home? What the fuck are you talking about? I cant help it dude , Im a Seoul Man.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Not being able to come up with anything funny doesn't stop Kajun from posting here, so don't let it stop you, m'man.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Kajun is a magnificent bastard*

(*I assume that £20 is in the post Mr Firefly)

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I just posted this. I'm not sure if that proves your point or not.

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Sorry to get pedantic, but Sam & Dave are the Seoul Men. James Brown is ... Let's put it this way.

Living in South Korea by kaufman 5-02-05

AIIIIIIIEEE!!!!! It was horrible! This morning I found a horse's head in my bed. You did? That's wonderful! Wonderful? How can you say that? James Brown must be in town!

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Me either.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Faking It by Spankling 5-03-05

That blow job was so good I almost had an orgasm! ALMOST?!? What about that great, honking load of goo you just blasted me in the face with? I thought I was sucking off a cement mixer! That? Well… I didn’t want to hurt your feelings. Oh.... Thanks.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Missed Opportunity

Come here often? Me? NO! I generally do that in the bathroom.

by Spankling, 5-05-05

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Worst title ever?

What if the Manson Family were dyslexic?

Look, Charlie, I wrote "PIG" on the wall in blood, just like you said.

by kaufman, 5-06-05

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The Tiny Mel Gibsons by biped 5-07-05

CAREFUL!!! YOU'LL STEP ON THE TINY MEL GIBSONS!!! YAAA!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?! Dumbass BITCH!!! Sorry, tiny Mels... Good heavens, my child! What on earth was all that about? Ha-ha! The tiny Mel Gibsons just crawled up your pants leg, and now they're jacking you off! What? I don't -- uh --UNNNNGGGGHHHH!!!

The Father O'Mallard Clone Convention by biped 5-07-05

I'm Clone #5. Heh -- we "under ten's" are very proud of our heritage. Me... num... ber... 103, 482. Me... pee... pee... in pants. Sometimes I get to fill in for the REAL Father O'Mallard. My sermons, of course, are about "tolerance." I have lots of wild, uninhibited sex, and help boost his reputation among the "hot babes" in the community. I eat dinner at his mother's on Sunday. Dear Lord, the old bag can't cook for bat shit. I whack motherfuckers on..."the list."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped, you're a sick, sick man.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Ees good, thees "seeck, seeck"? Jes, no?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I fear for the future by CowTipper 5-19-05

Well, Blind Justice was a fantastic idea. A couple more shows like that and we're gold. Any suggestions? What about that phrase, "love is blind"? A show about a prostitute who tragically lost her vision? Or, "The blind leading the blind"? A blind seeing-eye dog continues guide people. I like how you're thinking, but let's branch off from the blind people. Alright, what about that phrase, "Jumping to Conclusions"? A kangaroo could travel the word listening to the ends of speeches... or wait, I've just had my most brilliant one yet. Later... No one believes this man can start his own airline made of bacon, but he perseveres... this fall: "When Pigs Fly" airs on ABC.

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It takes practice by Spankling 5-23-05

Okay, we got the costumes. Now what? Well... you know... You get all tough and... you know... Sigh. couldn't we just fuck? I mean what if we get stains on this stuff. The rental place will... Just ravage me you stupid old pin-dick! If you don't start a fight I will! Moments later... omph... Well it wasn't sex, but it was the most fun I've had touching you in a long time.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

He's back!

Wellington McNocock's Wedding Night by Rabid_Weasle 5-27-05

Alright, how about I take those pants off now - what the...! Errr... What the hell is that? Blast! I never should have invested my trust into that monger of illicit goods! Earlier... Don't worry, I've been using one for years and nobodies noticed!

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Poop.

Fantastik by cpausti 5-27-05

Hmmm.... What is it, Doc? It seems we have found some odd formations in your sperm. Really? Like what? Your semen can function as a stain remover. That explains why my sheets are so clean.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons