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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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Ok... I've been waiting to finally win a CC for some time now, and now that I finally have, I was completely brain dead for ideas. So that's my idea.

In the comic you make, a character will have an event happen that they've been waiting to happen for a long time. And then when it does, said "character" will somehow screw it up, humorous things shall happen, and we will laugh. It's like a cooky romantic comedy, with less Hugh Grant (or more if you so wish).

Series are allowed, no reposts and no photoshopped entries.

Judging should be in a week.

Did I forget anything?

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Poop.

1-15-04 5:29pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

Member Rated:

CC 229 by dcomposed
1-15-04
Okay Rabid, I'm finally ready to fuck you.
WANGS!!!
 :( 

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Batman created by Bob Kane

1-15-04 5:32pm (new)
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Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

Member Rated:

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

1-15-04 5:58pm (new)
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areallystupidguy
Poison Gas Pokemon

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Shrooms by areallystupidguy
1-15-04
ooo, excellent! these mushrooms are growing wonderfully! only a few more months and they'll be ready to sell!
hi there officer! wanna buy some psychedelic mushrooms? they're my finest breed!
psychedelic mushrooms?
that's right! and this is just a few of 'em! got a truckload more back in my grow lab!
sir, come with me...

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It's grime time.

1-15-04 6:09pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Lamer by DragonXero
1-15-04
James, I'm going to fuck you like you've never been fucked before.
WOOHOO!! All your pussy are belong to me!
Wh... Fuck this.
Wait, where are you going?
I didn't know you were a lamer.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

1-15-04 6:10pm (new)
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Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

Member Rated:

Here is a variation of my first strip...

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

1-15-04 6:19pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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Date Gone Horribly, Terribly Wrong by possums
1-15-04
Oh, Markham, I need a date badly. Do you know anyone you could set me up with?
Oh, well, there's one guy, but...
Thanks, I'm gonna go steal your phonebook. What's his name?
Um, it's Catatanzo, but really, you should consider something...
Markham has fucked me over for the last time.
SSSO... YOU IS FAN OF SAID BACON?!?!!

I guess this counts.

1-15-04 7:11pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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CC 229: Jesus Christ, Superstar by BigEvilDan
1-15-04
Hey Jesus, when were you going to get around to that Second Coming thing?
*sigh* Fine, I'll go.
AHA! It is me, Jesus!
Why aren't you scared?
The homeless guy on the corner has been doing this act for a while, and he does it better.

I hadn't actually beaten this dead horse yet, so I figured I'd give it a shot.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

1-15-04 8:02pm (new)
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habnem
optical delusion

Member Rated:

I got me three standalones...

CC 229: That's just absurd. by habnem
1-15-04
Nothing to be done.
I'm coming round to that opinion. All my life I've tried to put it from me--"be reasonable, you haven't tried everything."
Whoa, check it out! A gigantic eclair!
Awesome! Let's go get it!
Mssrs. Vladimir and Estragon? It's me, Godot! And I brought pastries!

CC 229: Ode to that one guy. by habnem
1-15-04
Oh my God, here comes the foul ball, right at me! All my life I've wanted to catch a ball at a Major League game...
...and here's my chance--at a Cubs playoff game, no less!
*Snag!*
Yes! I got it! Wait till everyone at home--
Way to go, cuntflap, you just cost us the pennant!

CC 229: Paradise delayed. by habnem
1-15-04
A-ha! This is it. This is what death is like. Soon I'll be bathed in eternal light and everlasting love...
Yeah! And I'll be in a beautiful garden with Jesus. And maybe the Fonz will be there! I can almost see it...
*THUD!*
All right, now who the fuck put a speed bump at the end of the tunnel?!

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...and a two-parter:

CC 229: An 8-bit tragedy (1) by habnem
1-15-04

CC 229: An 8-bit tragedy (2) by habnem
1-15-04
*spit fireball*
*die*
Thank you, Mario, but our princess is in another castle!
What? No--I'm just here to deliver a pizza.
Oh yeah? Where is it?
*sigh* I left it in the goddamned car.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

1-15-04 10:11pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

Member Rated:

An 8-bit tragedy made me choke up stuff I swallowed in the 80s. Funny stuff.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

1-15-04 10:34pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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I was invited to a local engineering company's job fair next week, so this contest might end up being a documentary for me.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

1-15-04 11:11pm (new)
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shark_energy
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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CC229: Not Down For Long by shark_energy
1-16-04
A Glorious Day...
Great news Jesus! They are letting you down today!
Later, on the Streets of Nazareth...
Young lady, you don't need to remove your precious garments and offer your "booty" to all these snarling men out here. Now quickly run along and get inside...
So then...
That was your last chance buddy!

1-16-04 2:05am (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Should have used Drexle for Jesus. His hair color matches better.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

1-16-04 2:26am (new)
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shark_energy
Member - Tobor Fan Club

Member Rated:

You are right! I checked it out and thought it was a better match but that he looked kind of manic, but now I think about it that would have added to the strip. bah!

1-16-04 3:16am (new)
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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

Member Rated:

Ha ha! Oh, the irony...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

1-16-04 4:12am (new)
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MaxPayne
Senior Comic Technician

Member Rated:

this didn't really happen. but it's completely plausible, given the type of people that frequent #stripcreator

CC229 so much like an irccomic its not even funny -literally by MaxPayne
1-16-04
*** The topic of this comic is: why are you even reading it?
[mAAk] JES JES BRAD! GIVE DE COCK TO MEE!
* brad gives cock to mAAk
[mAAK] JES!!! I HAVE DE COCK!!
*** brad is now known as cocklessbrad
[mAAk] OH NO I DROP EET! *SOB* I HAVE LOSTED DE COCK FOREVER!
* cocklessbrad has quit stripcreator

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

1-16-04 4:23am (new)
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smamurai
Too orangey for crows

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A possums

Man, that's funny as fuck, it knocked me for six.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

1-16-04 5:22am (new)
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TheGovernor
Talentless Hack

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CC229: Rise of the Machines by TheGovernor
1-16-04
Finally, after many years I am but one bolt away from my greatest creation, which will revolutionise humanities future.
There, finished, now all I need to do is press the activation button, and the worlds first artificial intelligence will be born. Arise my self-aware robotic creation!
RAAARR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
Bugger

1-16-04 6:04am (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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CC229: 30 Seconds of Magic. by UnknownEric
1-16-04
Uhh, Meg? I've been wanting to do this for years. Will you go on a date with me?
What did you have in mind?
Umm... dinner and a movie?
Sure! Where for dinner and what movie?
I was thinking Taco Bell and Torque! What do you... hello?

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I has a flavor!

1-16-04 7:44am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

Member Rated:

It's not mine, it's not new, it's not an entry, but it's just perfect for this topic.

That Allah, man. He's a hoot. by andydougan
10-11-01
Mohammed Atta, ex-terrorist
I thought it meant seventy *female* virgins!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

1-16-04 8:53am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

Member Rated:

CC 229: See You Real Soon! by kaufman
1-16-04
I'm here with screen legend Mickey Mouse.
How are you, Sam?
You've had a fabulous 75-year career, and in tribute, your company is now allowing you to retire. What's the first thing you're going to do?
I'M GOING TO DISNEYL...
Damn.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

1-16-04 9:17am (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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CC229: Be Careful What You Wish For by UnknownEric
1-16-04
Someday I'll be a real boy.
Wish granted.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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I has a flavor!

1-16-04 9:29am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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CC 229: Ruining a Perfect Evening by kaufman
1-16-04
Don't worry. This happens to a lot of men.
I know.
But why does my remote have to die the night The Dirty Dozen, Flyers-Devils, Carolina-Duke, and a Baywatch marathon are on?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

1-16-04 9:32am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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CC 229: Outtakes (or vice versa) by kaufman
1-16-04
Eagle, you are go for EVA.
Roger, Houston
That's one small step for a man ... one giant leap for mankind.
Uh, Neil, our cameras are showing that you left your fly open. You'd better zip it up quickly before the depressurization ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

1-16-04 12:29pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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Man, that's funny as fuck, it knocked me for six.


Really?! Thanks!

I like this one better... It's less non-sequitur.

CC 229: Maladroit On Jeopardy by possums
1-16-04
Here I am in the second round of Jeopardy, on the last question! If I get this wrong, I'll be in debt $1,000 dollars and I don't get to go to Tahiti! I have to get this right!
For $1,000... This song was used in the movie West Side Story, with the original lyric, "I feel pretty, and witty, and bright."
*No, seriously, that's the real lyric.
"I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty, and happy, and gaaay!* And I pity... any girl who isn't me today! Fa la la la la la laa la laaa la la!"
Fuck.
I'm sorry, but that answer was not in form of a question. Too bad!

1-16-04 3:53pm (new)
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