Posts: 600
Comics: 700
Time at SC: 366 days
Getting paid to make comics at work: priceless. no, wait, $10 an hour

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

You magnificent bastard!

Congratulations.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Today I made my 500th comic, and I've been here for what feels like an eternity.

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Dad was flammable

I've made a few more than kajun.

Congratulations mmyers! It doesn't seem that long ago, does it?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I knew I remembered something cool happening a year ago... :)

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I has a flavor!

YAY!

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

Jan 15th for me, but no one came to my party. Maybe it's only because I have 130 or so comics.

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Sex Piano.

Or because we planned a surprise party that you never showed up at. :(

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Posts: 600
Comics: 700
Time at SC: 366 days
Getting paid to make comics at work: priceless. no, wait, $10 an hour

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Congrats, oh wise and powerful file clerk. Here is your card...

[Click to view comic: 'Happy SC B-Day Mmyers!']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Happy sour beer vomit!

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What others say about boorite!

Yay! SC B-Day! Yay! Did you get us party favors for celebrating?

Congrats mmyers! =D

Thanks for all the kind words and such. I really just thought everyone would crack jokes at my expense but then everyone was sincere so now I'm humbled.

Thanks everyone for making me laugh so much and being my friend(s).

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

okay, NOW we can make fun of him!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Happy anniversary mm!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Merry Christmas

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Kwazy Kwanza!

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Poop.