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lukket
Home Computer Futurist

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squrell vs gabe part I by jbuck105
9-17-03
I love you
I love you too
hey your sitting on my girlfriend
I"LL KILL YOU FOR THIS

CC 232: the Return of the Ring by lukket
2-15-04
I love you
I love you too
A ring! That's sweet
I found it at the bottom of a volcano. Will you marry me?
I"LL KILL YOU FOR THIS

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troelsea at gmail dot com

2-15-04 7:22am (new)
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ArtemisStrong
masturbating to Japanese **** porn

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Greed and little girls and tequila sunrise!!! by MrDuck666
9-15-02
I am the Demon of Greed!!!
Cool
Feel the power of greed and be consumed child!!!
Um...ok...
And so the little girl conquered the Earth and viewed her conquest from atop her spaceship!!!!
I feel like, sooo groovy...

And after I got my grubby editing skills all over it, thus transforming it into the hideous piece of vile skimble-skamble as it is seen in all major Western textbooks on Modern American Literature today:
Nightmares Of Reason and Psychotropics and Junk-Sick Morning by ArtemisStrong
2-15-04
I am the Demon of Greed!!!
Cool.
Feel the power of greed and be consumed child!!!
Um...ok...
... and then they fought phallic robots in space. I knew I shouldn't have ate a full gallon of pistachio ice cream right before bed.
Dude... all that really ****ing happened.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

2-15-04 6:45pm (new)
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EvilZak
Senior Comic Technician

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Current Affairs, Jan 2002 by KazaTan
1-18-02
I took drugs...
... and drunk too much ...
...what will my mother think?
Do you think she'll let me off?
After all, she is the queen.

Drugs by EvilZak
2-15-04
I took drugs...
...which I stole...
...from my mother.
Do you think she'll let me off?
After all, she is the queen.

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AFROMANS MOVE

2-15-04 7:16pm (new)
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israphael
Stripcreator Veteran

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Jim by Scyess
2-14-02
Welcome to the Veggie Bistro. Our specials today are pulverized soy curd with natural wheat germ flavor and soy curd pulverized and flavored with germ of wheat.
What the hell kind of choice is that?
Don't freak out, dude. I can also ask the chef to make his special wheat-germ soy curdlets served pulverized. It's delicious!
You're a freak, boy. You can keep your soy wierdness; I'm going somewhere where they serve food fit to eat!
Later on, at the Cannibalism Cafe
Excellent choice, sir. The chef recommends this prepared medium-well.
No way, boy. I like my babies on the bloody side.

CC 232: Bad Bull by israphael
2-16-04
Welcome to the Veggie Bistro. Our specials today are pulverized soy curd with natural wheat germ flavor and soy curd pulverized and flavored with germ of wheat.
What the hell kind of choice is that?
Don't freak out, dude. I can also ask the chef to make his special wheat-germ soy curdlets served pulverized. It's delicious!
You're a freak, boy. You can keep your soy wierdness; I'm going somewhere where they serve food fit to eat!
Later, at a local steak restaurant.
Here we believe in giving you the ultimate in meat eating. We serve the whole cow. MOO! MOO! MUST IGNORE VOICES IN HEAD! MUST NOT KILL CUSTOMERS!
Well if you eat here, it must be good.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

2-16-04 12:11am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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lint in the bellybutton of god by lint
1-11-01
The philosophers were wrong, God isn't dead
The sun still shines, the flowers still grow...
You wanna tell him...?

lint in the bellybutton of god by kaufman
2-16-04
The philosophers were wrong, God isn't dead
The sun still shines, the flowers still grow...
And people are still asking how they can delete comics.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

2-16-04 9:03am (new)
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codehappykid
is mental

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Here's the original:
Ewwwww: Crappy Insults + Inner Monologue by MaxPayne
5-21-03
MaxPayne's a ***!
MaxPayne's a ***!
Sadly, this is probably pretty accurate
Wait a minute.. that's not working anymore! OH NO what do I do?
I've got it!
*clears throat*
MaxPayne's fat!

And the surprisingly similar remake:
CC232: If at first you don't succeed... by codehappykid
2-16-04
MaxPayne's a ***!
MaxPayne's a ***!
Sadly, this is probably pretty accurate
Wait a minute.. that's not working anymore! OH NO what do I do?
I've got it!
*clears throat*
MaxPayne's a ***!

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HALPUU!

2-16-04 9:12am (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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natuurmonumenten by Zeepoog
4-12-01
tot de volgende keer, bij natuurmonumenten

$1 for the chalk mark, $49,999 for knowing where to put it by ObiJo
2-16-04
tot de volgende keer, FIJ natuurmonumenten
Haha! tot de volgende keer, FIJ natuurmonumenten!
HAHA! FIJ!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

2-16-04 9:49am (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the **** and often misses

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Foreign Diggity Da by b1gbr0th3r
10-03-01
Whats chillin daddio.
Uh. I am totally not like understanding you.
Just get into the groove. Come chill with some java.
Umm. Like are you foreign or something?
Only foreign to the diggity da.
Umm. Tee Hee

CC232: Beatnik Physics by MikeyG
2-16-04
Whats chillin daddio.
Uh. I am totally not like understanding you.
Just get into the groove. Come chill with some java.
Umm. Like are you foreign or something?
Only foreign to the diggity da.
What the **** are you talking about?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic **** of revenge all over Canada.

2-16-04 1:08pm (new)
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umfumdisi
Forum comment:

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Dianna is a massive cigarette. by pinkspikes
7-27-03
Megan goes in search of her friend Dianna.
Dianna?
I'm not Dianna I'm Mr. Stinky Butt!
Dianna Have you lost your mind?
Yess.
Dianna? Where are you going?
To the massive ashtray in the Sky!

CC 232: Dianna is a massive ashhole by umfumdisi
2-16-04
Megan goes in search of her friend Dianna.
Dianna?
I'm not Dianna I'm Mr. Stinky Butt!
Dianna Have you lost your mind?
Yess.
Dianna? Did you know your farts now smell like Menthol?
Yeah, and your breath smells like an ashtray! Who cares?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

2-16-04 3:01pm (new)
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israphael
Stripcreator Veteran

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Things That Traumatize by lilywiththorns
11-25-03
It was a seemingly quiet night to relax with one she loved...she learned the hard way what never to do
You joke around saying somethings living in your stomach, and i want to be the typical cute girlfriend so i will just put my ear to your stomach and listen
Why do girls have to use there cute powers for evil...I warned her and now I'm going to be kept awake all night because she wont sleep
A few hours later (minus the 30mins Zoe spent listening to Leon's stomach in pure horror)
Those noises were not right....your stomach should never sound like that...I thought I could even hear a little voice crying help me.
Go to sleep. Forget what you heard. Remember to believe me next time i tell you something. But dont worry your imagination is just working over time on this.
A few more hours and Zoe is finally able to sleep, with Leon by her side
Now all i have to do is put my belly right next to her face when she wakes up she will think its trying to eat her, *snicker, stifled laugh*
*snore, snore* *blink* *blink* Holly flying backwards turtles the belly's going to eat me!

CC 232: Things That Tenderize by israphael
2-16-04
It was a seemingly quiet night to relax with one she loved...she learned the hard way what never to do
You joke around saying somethings living in your stomach, and i want to be the typical cute girlfriend so i will just put my ear to your stomach and listen
Why do girls have to use there cute powers for evil...I warned her and now I'm going to be kept awake all night because she wont sleep
A few hours later (minus the 30mins Zoe spent listening to Leon's stomach in pure horror)
Those noises were not right....your stomach should never sound like that...I thought I could even hear a little voice crying help me.
Go to sleep. Forget what you heard. Remember to believe me next time i tell you something. But dont worry your imagination is just working over time on this.
A few more hours and Zoe is finally able to sleep, with Leon by her side
*Snicker* Those ventriloquism lessons were the best twenty bucks I've ever spent. *Stifled laugh*
There's room for only one monster here! Your belly beast is no match for a man-eating vagina! Now just fall asleep, boy.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

2-16-04 5:29pm (new)
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attitudechicka
is never bored.

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Original:
Its ganna happen one day by ilpalazzo
9-08-03
Heh! My Leman Russ ownes your ****ty Eldar!
Hmm, i see. Well, there is only one thing i can do at a time like this
YOU FUCK HEAD!

Mine:

I wanted to make this a two-parter. If you're interested, I'll send you the second comic.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

2-16-04 7:50pm (new)
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israphael
Stripcreator Veteran

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Thats nice by Vanisher
4-02-02
Vanisher and Kain
I like anime
Thats good to hear, but do you fully understand the symbolism and rich japanese history imbedded in some animes?
I like...
we know

CC 232: What can I say, I like anime too by israphael
2-17-04
Vanisher and Kain
I like anime
Thats good to hear, but do you fully understand the symbolism and rich japanese history imbedded in some animes?
No, but I really like the not so subtle pedophillic subtext of having the clothes fly off of a prematurely overdeveloped prepubescent girl as she transforms into a "magical girl"
Me too

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

2-17-04 1:18am (new)
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Shadow_Artist
Do geese see God?

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quote:
CC 232: What can I say, I like anime too by israphael
2-17-04
Vanisher and Kain
I like anime
Thats good to hear, but do you fully understand the symbolism and rich japanese history imbedded in some animes?
No, but I really like the not so subtle pedophillic subtext of having the clothes fly off of a prematurely overdeveloped prepubescent girl as she transforms into a "magical girl"
Me too

God bless you, Sailor Moon!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

2-17-04 5:26am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Choice of Words by GrugNBirk
12-30-02
I think Boddah hates me.
Maybe its because your an annoying peice of emo ****. Now bend over the bed *****..
*SLAM*
Was it something I said?

Zat was Zen, Dis is Tao by kaufman
2-17-04
I think Boddah hates me.
Probably because you mispronounce his name. Now, to reach the Buddha's level of enlightenment, and to leave this mortal coil, consider the sound of one lamp clapping.
*SLAM*
Was it something I said?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

2-17-04 7:22am (new)
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Shadow_Artist
Do geese see God?

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Comic Dealy 20 by elbingador
1-21-02
I'm going out with this really cute girl tomorrow night.
Congrats. Do you know her name?
Not entirely. Anyway, I already met her mom. She's my psychology teacher.
I'm in shock.
That I've met a girl's mother before even going out with her?
No, that you've finally learned to pronounce "psychology".

CC232: Sounds Erotic by Shadow_Artist
2-17-04
I'm going out with this really cute girl tomorrow night.
Congrats. Do you know her name?
Not entirely. Anyway, I already met her mom. She's my psychology teacher.
I'm aroused.
That I've met a girl's mother before even going out with her?
No, that you've finally learned to pronounce "psychology".

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

2-17-04 8:14am (new)
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ArtemisStrong
masturbating to Japanese **** porn

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quote:

CC232: Sounds Erotic by Shadow_Artist
2-17-04
I'm going out with this really cute girl tomorrow night.
Congrats. Do you know her name?
Not entirely. Anyway, I already met her mom. She's my psychology teacher.
I'm aroused.
That I've met a girl's mother before even going out with her?
No, that you've finally learned to pronounce "psychology".

*Giggles

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

2-17-04 10:23am (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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quote:

I wanted to make this a two-parter. If you're interested, I'll send you the second comic.


I'll take a look at it.

And that comic was totally inaccurate. I've only played Warhammer a couple of times, but every time I've used the Eldar, I was teh own.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

2-17-04 12:50pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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Jake's adventures by darkpower
1-24-04
I have a question Jake.
Ask away!
how'd you get that space suit?
It all started when I had nothing to wear for school...
...
nice suit...

CC 232: Total ripoffs by NeoVid
2-17-04
I have a question Jake.
Ask away!
how'd you get that space suit?
It all started when I had nothing to wear for school...
Speaking of that, I'm sorry about stealing all your clothes and throwing you out with that "******** me" sign on your back.
You die now.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

2-17-04 1:03pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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LJ & The Skinny by rev667
1-14-02

CC 232: An improvement by NeoVid
2-17-04
Pressed "enter" too soon, sucker.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

2-17-04 1:11pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the **** and often misses

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old:
AGGTH by XxBanditxX
2-04-03
Hey nanna look what I did while you were out shopping!
What the ****!?!
Now I know what your thinking it looks really homosexual. But thats good because thats what I want!
You ****ing idiot! You should know all gays burn in hell, well thats what religion says anyway!
Hell a short time later...
HaHa you big gay scum! You will burn for eternity for what you've done!
Damn nanna was right! Meh who cares anyway?... I mean who knew satin was soo good looking?!?

new:
FTC 232: AGGTH Redux by MikeyG
2-17-04
Hey nanna look what I did while you were out shopping!
What the ****!?!
Now I know what your thinking it looks really homosexual. But thats good because thats what I want!
You ****ing idiot! You should know all gays burn in hell, well thats what religion says anyway!
Hell a short time later...
I guess no one ever warned you not to **** with musclebound gay guys in spandex.
Hmmph! Just wait 'till I tell Pat Robertson about this!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic **** of revenge all over Canada.

2-17-04 4:07pm (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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PUPPET AND DUDE: by lopey66
5-12-01
Hey.
Hey.
So...
Yep...
So, what are you doing?
Wondering if when the weed wears off, whether or not you're still gonna be here...

CC232: Trying To Score Bonus Points With The Judge by ivytheplant
2-17-04
Hey.
Hey.
So...
Yep...
Whattya wanna do now?
I was thinking a dip in a Cotton Candy Swimming Pool might be nice.

I had to rearrange the panels because I couldn't stand having the past, present, and future out of order.
the times by SpeeD
5-05-03
present
I was just telling the children about god
yea, yea. Save it for the judge
future
You get the goods?
yea man I got what you need right here
past
Hey man, you want some cigerettes?
I'll trade you a frappachino for it

CC232: Trying To Score Bonus Points With The Judge 2 by ivytheplant
2-17-04
past
Hey man, you want some cigerettes?
I'll trade you a frappachino for it
present
I was just telling the children about god
yea, yea. Save it for the judge
future
Oh Lord & Master of the Planet , your Cotton Candy Swimming Pool is ready.
o/^"I will survive! Oh as long as I know how to love I know I will stay alive!" o/^

2-17-04 4:34pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the **** and often misses

Member Rated:

original:
Gordon and Lou #8 by spacemachine47
5-28-03
...government officials claim it *wasnt* George W. Bush who was photgraphed naked swinging from the Whitehouse's flagpole, but an evil clone created by Jaqcues Chirac.
In other news, GORDON IS THE GAY.

mine:
CC 232: How Much is it Wirth to Win a Contest? by MikeyG
2-18-04
...government officials claim it *wasnt* George W. Bush who was photgraphed naked swinging from the Whitehouse's flagpole, but an evil clone created by Jaqcues Chirac.
In other news, WIRTHLING SUCKS.


original:
. by ravenism
8-12-01

mine:
CC 232: ? by MikeyG
2-18-04
You think he found it?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic **** of revenge all over Canada.

2-18-04 9:30am (new)
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mmyers
Passing through.

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Ding, ding. Boy, you put up a great fight.

First, this is what I learned from this contest:
1)The ****ty comics outweigh the good ones on the site.
2)The home team (the people who work to make the site funny on a regular and semi-regular basis) are phenomenal. I expected a lot of crappy random comics and they didn't disappoint but everyone rose to the occassion, and when given lemons, you guys made margaritas.
3)To the people who actually got a funny comic randomly: Isn't that weird? What're the odds?

It'd take too long to name my favorites so let's just go to the top 3:
3) Spankling
Oh Sui-Q by Spankling
2-13-04
er.......
RAPE ME!!
um....
RAPE ME MY FRIEND!!
I just didn't know what to think. How could I explain to him that **** cannot be consensual?
He probably didn't have ESP so it didn't matter what you were thinking. By the way, have you seen my gun?

2) fzh
CC 232: God Bless Canadia by fzh
2-12-04
A couple of months ago
yep i want to go to iraq and kill some people
a few days ago
oh **** i am going to be deployed
today
Boy, do I love Canada.

And lastly, I'm sorry that I can't keep Angel on the air, but I can give you the pleasure of hosting the next CC. Your winner:
Unknown Eric
CC232: weridness beoned all resson by UnknownEric
2-12-04
Obsession. By Calvin Klein.

PS Ivy, your brownie points have been logged in.
Chicka, I'd like to see part 2.
Shark Energy, I look forward to seeing more of your stuff.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

2-18-04 9:33am (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the **** and often misses

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Damn! UnknownEric deserved the win, definitely. I thought I could slip a few more in under the wire.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic **** of revenge all over Canada.

2-18-04 9:39am (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

Member Rated:

Wow! I'm honored to be the chosen one. :)

New contest by the time I leave work today (5 PM EST).

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I has a flavor!

2-18-04 10:49am (new)
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