Welcome to FTC #28. I purposely made a simple comic, there are zillions of punchline possibilities for it. Here's the rules...

The goal of this competition is to add text to the last panel. You are finishing the comic by adding a punchline.
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Rules
Awards List (Paste at judging)

You MAY NOT use different characters

You MAY NOT use different backgrounds

You MAY NOT use different poses

You MAY NOT flip direction of characters

You MAY NOT use replace characters with objects in the props directory

Additional Rules, etc :
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[*]Limit 3 entries per person (a.k.a. the MikeyG rule..hehe)
[*]No photoshopped entries.
[*]I may add a 1up bonus thingy later, but it's not guaranteed.
[*]Please note the rules above, everything stays the same as far as graphics go. You just add the words to the 3rd panel.
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The template :

FTC #28 Template by niteowl 3-20-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want...

Judging will be on either Thursday or Friday. I'll let you all know a day or two in advance.

Ready? GO!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

FTC #28: Does this punchline ever get old? by AtheistDiary 3-20-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... Wangs? Dongs.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

The evil that men do by EvilZak 3-20-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... Do you want a kick in the nuts? I'll give you one. Heck, have as many as you want. And to think Zoltron said humans weren't generous...

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AFROMANS MOVE

I Piss All Over Your Silly Rules by possums 3-20-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... *glorp, glorp* Well, not what I had in mind, but, when in Rome...

FTC #28: The Entry by The_Kingpin 3-20-04

Holy Crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... An anal probe? A double cheese whopper with the extras.

I had enough time to read this and nearly urinate. Glorp, glorp? Ha ha ha ha ha!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Btw, I forgot to mention that I will not be giving out a Best Use of Lack of Rules award. I'd like to see some masterpieces in this contest, not gimmicks to snag an easy award. No offense, but anyone can slap together something mediocre to get a Rule breaker award. So if you're planning on submitting rule breaker entries, don't bother.

I want to see quality. Make me laugh, you magnificent bastards. Besides, this is a cake template to work with. I thought of about 10 punchlines just building it.

Sorry, possums. You will get one extra entry if you want to use it.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

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Btw, I forgot to mention that I will not be giving out a Best Use of Lack of Rules award. I'd like to see some masterpieces in this contest, not gimmicks to snag an easy award. No offense, but anyone can slap together something mediocre to get a Rule breaker award. So if you're planning on submitting rule breaker entries, don't bother.

I want to see quality. Make me laugh, you magnificent bastards. Besides, this is a cake template to work with. I thought of about 10 punchlines just building it.

Sorry, possums. You will get one extra entry if you want to use it.

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That's the whole point...to not rely on graphics for the humor and to use words to deliver the funny.

As for it being limited, think outside the box.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

FTC 28: Anything But That! by Rabid_Weasle 3-20-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... ... NO! Not that! You evil monster! Like a preacher needs pain, aliens need porn.

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Poop.

I Don't Piss All Over Your Silly Rules by possums 3-20-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... You want some sucky-sucky? Or some glorpy-glorpy? Well, not what I had in mind, but, when in Rome...

My Invisible Rabbit Pisses All Over Your Rules by kaufman 3-20-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... HARVEY!!! Stop glorp-glorping the alien, so I can show him the Spanish Steps. Well, not what I had in mind, but, when in Rome...

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Yes, it's stupid:

FTC #28: The earth is being invaded by ALIENS! by CowTipper 3-20-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... Rotor turbines? What the fuck are you talking about?

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

I had enough time to read this and nearly urinate. Glorp, glorp? Ha ha ha ha ha!

Hmmm. I thought Glorp was the name of the Blunder Twins' monkey.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

FTC #28: I can't believe no one saw this coming by AtheistDiary 3-20-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!! Ok, that was lame, even by Atheist Diary's standards.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

FTC #28: Everybody loves a... by TheGovernor 3-20-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... Dude, Slinky's went out of fashion ages ago, get with the times man. Aww, but have you seen them walk down the stairs on their own? Its brilliant!

Some one was gonna do it sooner or later.. just thought i'd get in there before the rush
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FTC #28 The true reason for all the Anal probing by AcmeLabRat 3-21-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... A SHHRUBBBERRY!! The people of this planet desperately need to find another joke

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Maybe the dingo ate your baby!

FTC 28: Smartass Human by ftc 3-21-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... No i dont, thats why i asked.

FTC 28: Theatre Style! by ftc 3-21-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... OH NO WE DONT OH YES YOU DO

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Poo perhaps?

FTC 28: Probably not so bad by lukket 3-21-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... You want our leaders? We eat them. You get rid of them. We all win!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

FTC #28: Damn you, Niteowl! by AtheistDiary 3-21-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... Look, Niteowl said no different poses, ok? FOR FUCK'S SAKE, MAN, I NEED TO SCRATCH MY BALLS!

Ok, so I'm not always a conformist:

FTC #28: RULES BE DAMNED by AtheistDiary 3-21-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

i have to give congrats to niteown for finally making a more challenging FTC, the guys facial expression makes it harder, which is just what i like..

FTC-spice dongs by xxausrottenxx 3-21-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... we really really really want a 'zig a zig ahh"

FTC-playing dressup by xxausrottenxx 3-21-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... jesus todd, we dressed up to play aliens so you could be convincing...not gay

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FTC #28 Entry - The Alien Among Us by Project_Spam 3-21-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... If it has anything to do with returning Michael Jackson to your planet, he's all yours. Excellent! I'm so happy I could moonwalk!

Thanks aus.

I can already tell I'm gonna have a hard time judging this one. All the entries so far have made me laugh, and some made me nearly spit Pepsi. Kudos!

FYI, judging will be Friday night (hopefully) as my son has an indoor soccer game on Thursday.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

FTC #28: Botox by ChalyGryffon 3-21-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... Antidotes for the Botox injections? FOR GOD'S SAKE, I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO STOP SMILING SINCE TAKING THAT RIGHT AT THE CRAB NEBULA!

Not as good as some, but still. Gimme a break, folks, it's been a while... :p

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Brer Carrot and the Star Baby. by smamurai 3-22-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... No! Not our world famous erection strengthening anus-fruit? Anus-fruit eh? I'll try anything if it helps remove the taste of the Memory Improving Penis-Juice the last guy gave me.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.