The theme here is a simple one: Make a comic about failed ambitions, bad career moves, plans gone awry. Keep it germaine to work, occupations, or business.

No photoshopping since I don't know how to do that, so you all must hobble your creative tools to my level of inability. :- )

Any background or character set is acceptable, no odd spelling or phrase rules, just go out there and be funny.

Judging will take place on Tuesday night.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Cool. Maybe I can rummage through my old ones and find some!

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

Well, no old ones...
[Click to view comic: 'CC 59:Bill Gates...At last a mistake...']

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

you suck

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

yeah, yeah, yeah...

Heres 2 parter
[Click to view comic: 'CC59: Mornin' No.1']
no.2
[Click to view comic: 'CC59:Mornin' No.2']
They ARE different comics but the name is the same...

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

Dunno if this one counts but here we go
[Click to view comic: 'No Windows']

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

I hope no one but Deisel and me enter. Then I may stand a slight chance of winning.
I have made myriad comics about William Hague and Michael Portillo's prospects after the general election, but there are good odds bunnerabb doesn't hail from the UK and may not get them.

[Click to view comic: '137'5 d0 1unch']

Not very good. But I'll make a new one later which will split your sides.

OK; can I just submit my [u]entire life[/u] as an entry?

Here's an old one in case the pain of my own bitter recrimination prevents me from coming up with anything better before the deadline:

[Click to view comic: 'Life of Tyler, Episode I']

Hey -- one of Deisel's comics is actually funny! He's been holding out on us!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

[Click to view comic: 'CC 59: Chatting with Jesus']

Snkkkkt.

The more good stuff I see from you, the more annoyed I am with you for keeping it from us behind that facade of idiocy.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

quote:

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Hey -- one of Deisel's comics is actually funny! He's been holding out on us!

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[Click to view comic: 'McDisappointed']

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I LIVE!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 59: Thinking and Drinking']

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I'll toss this old one into the mix until I can come up with a new one...

[Click to view comic: 'Disney World's least favorite theme park...']

That should count under 'bad career move,' I think.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[Click to view comic: 'A Day in the Life of Ruprict vol 1. no 1.']

It sorta fits the rules.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

[Click to view comic: 'Captain Colostomy and the Case of the Missing Sphincter']

Hmm...

I'm...

Hmm...

Oh screw it, call this my entry.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 59: Unemployment Line']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

This is getting good.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 59: The Pink Slip']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

And of course ...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 59: At least you get clean uniforms']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC-LIX - Jobs that are better if you are a bastard...']

Doesn't quite fit into the rules, but hey...

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Got offlined on Monday, and almost missed this one. Here's a strip from waaaay back when I was still... funny.

[Click to view comic: 'The new gal']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: 'I hope someone besides me gets this.']

Don't know if this follows the rules but oh well.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 59: Master stripper']

Brad's still number one in my book, though.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'CC59 - Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be...']