I did a Google search with the words "Dagmar is" and saw some interesting things; here are a few of those. Anyone who feels like it, post a few of yours.

1. Dagmar is located 6 miles west of Brinkley in the northern part of Monroe County.
2. Dagmar is our Miniature Registered Hereford "Herd Bull."
3. The key feature of Dagmar is the two fully enclosed weapons turrets.
4. And to top off her ensemble, Dagmar is wearing a pair of genuine petrified grape earrings.
5. Dagmar is a male ogre fighter born on the 5th day of Sartki, 18.
6. Are you in the mood for Dagmar? No matter,
Dagmar IS the mood.
7. Dagmar is dripping and must rub the liquid into her skin, tears pouring like rain from red eyes, mixed with the Aguardiente covering her face, her body ...
8. I mean Dagmar is a good kisser but he's just not really passionate...and that goes for all the rest of the guys i've kissed..
9. He thinks Dagmar is his girlfriend (for all we know, she might be).
10. When Dagmar is dancing half naked, the Goblinesque soundtrack is funky as hell and straight out of Dario Argento's Profondo Rosso (1975).
11. Queen Dagmar is the medieval Danish female figure most revered by posterity.
12. Here Dagmar is playing with a ball, she is getting really active now!
13. We sneak up the bluff and Dagmar is able to take out a couple of bandits with missle fire before we take refuge in the tower.
14. Two Great Satellite Systems with Free Installation in Dagmar.

and of course..
Stripcreator
... What the **** are you talking about? What is NooniePuu? ^-^ well, Mikey... A
Dagmar is my 16 year old little sister (its her name from German class). ...
www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=115747&forum=14&page=2 - 59k - Cached - Similar pages

http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=dagmar&type=1
Not loading, but I'm pretty sure it does the same thing more effectively.

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The best one from Googlism:

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Googlism for: stripcreator

stripcreator is only guaranteed to work in internet explorer 4
stripcreator is © 2002 brad
stripcreator is © 2001
stripcreator is gunna be © 2002 brad
stripcreator is a lot of fun
stripcreator is entertaining for a little while
stripcreator is copyright 2001 brad

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Noonie

noonie is from the piute language and is interpreted "you are my friend"

^-^ Yay!

noonie is inspired by her eclectic art teacher who tells her that artists have the power to change the world

Yes...I do have the power to change the world... into my own likeness!! MWAHAHAHAH!

noonie is a noodle covered up with cheese

What the hell?! Are you calling me a macaroni?

noonie is a story about a girl whose imaginary friend noonie is always making a mess

I'm not imaginary ~_~;

noonie is just a bit insane and has this idea that writting should be like music with smapling

Why thank you!

noonie is the bestest ever

^-^ Hehe!

noonie is visited by the spirits of artists vincent van gogh

No...actually it was the spirit of Michaelangelo...

noonie is a full

..full what? Were you looking at my chest again?

noonie is a newbie

:P Its better than being a lamer like you!

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Dagmar was also a very popular TV personality in the fifties, known mainly for her exaggerated sex appeal.

"A nationwide poll of editors voted her 'the most photogenic girl on TV.' Alfred Eisenstadt came to Huntington to photograph her for the cover of Life magazine. When J. Edgar Hoover asked for her exact dimensions she replied: 'I refuse to answer on the grounds that it might incinerate me.'"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

> ken kaufman is a founder and the managing partner of kaufman
hmmmm...

> ken kaufman is western new york's most prolific composer
Working on the Millard Fillmore Suite as we speak.

> ken kaufman is a very quiet guy; shy almost
> ken kaufman is a very quiet guy
Great. Now I've got to go on a shooting spree.

> ken kaufman is a comedy legend"
You know it!

> ken kaufman is the keynote speaker
Okay ...

> ken kaufman is credited with the near
The far I'll take care of when it comes closer.

> ken kaufman is the executive producer and dick lowry directed
Oh boy.

> ken kaufman is an assistant to the athletic director at worcester polytechnic institute
Whoopie!

> ken kaufman is somewhat of a mentor of mine
Follow in my footsteps!

> ken kaufman is working on the screenplay
Someone else will handle the soundtrack.

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Lots of good ones for just plain kaufman too.

Then again, according to googlism, cthulhu is pink and fluffy.

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> boinky33 is awesome

matt myers is another versatile athlete who has been on both offense and defense during his deacon career
I needed the money, what can I say?

matt myers is playing 7th grade little league football team this year
And, might I add, Billy Webster I'm going to fucking cream you this year!

matt myers is taking on incumbent michael sullivan — is not the only ward with a leadership fight on its hands
Michael Sullivan, what I'm going to do to Billy Webster is going to look like a freaking picnic when i get done with you. Incumbent my ass!

matt myers is in my estimation one of the true american heroes in this country and has been involved in tobacco
I like this one except they should take out the "in my estimation" and should put the word "heavily" in front of the word involved

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Found this posted in a list of questions on a forum or something:

"Is it OK to travel with a rabid weasle in your undershorts........."

And the responses included:

"Unfortunately, the weasel will never be able to explain this to you as all members of the stoat family suffer from chronic stagefright."

"Find some safe way to get that weasel of yours to give you free blowjobs... then if it works start charging people to get a blowjob from the weasel."

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Poop.

That sounds really bad.

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gabu is under junta control
I am? Oh dear.

gabu is now a famous latino star in ireland
Hooray!

Gabu is a very busy and lively market town
Glad to know I make lots of business.

As such, the Regional Government of Gabu is the key government partner.
Wow, I'm a government partner, too.

Gabu is not a member of any public groups.
Thank you for making me aware of this fact; I was under the impression that I was.

gabu is too lazy to do it well :(
HEY!

Gabu is correct about kernel headers/libc.
You'd better believe it.

The artistic and wealthy kingdom of Gabu is noted for originating the West African harp call the Kora.
See? I invented an instrument even.

Gabu is a rather oversized gerbil, or he might be a dog.
No comment.

gabu is sad
wah :(

gabu is definitely going to Porto Seguro
You bet your shirt I am. Forget you guys.

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Blue is the color of victory.

choad is quite oversize when rigid I may be inflexible, but I'm not fat.

choad is a slang term for the perineum Mrs. Wirthling always called me Mr. Perineum

choad is at the moment engorged and congested with blood no comment

choad is white and from texas =o Gross.

choad is so cute believe everything you read

choad is properly inserted into the front rim of the toilet in the event that the piss stream lets loose that's usually where i let my piss stream loose.

choad is suprisingly hanging to the left today not suprising, but true.

choad is shedding skin i've been fingering my ass again i...uh...NEXT

choad is the most sensitive spot on the human body especially when I'm on yours.

choad is fucking driving the shit out of me yes

choad is the most intelligent thing you can say to respond to my disapproval of you yes

choad is but here you'll see a page of cumshotsYES!

I tried looking up attitudechicka is, chicka is, A_Chicka is, and finally attitude is. The only thing of interest I found was this:

Attitude is Key When Fighting Prejudice Against Older Workers.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

the governor is only half a solution

the governor is listening

the governor is leading by example

the governor is the supreme executive and shall be called his excellency

the governor is required to act in an entirely apolitical way

the governor is incapacitated temporarily

the governor is the commander

the governor is swinging too

the governor is a friend

the governor is a jar of biodiesel fuel

the governor is used to control engines or turbines driving alternators

the governor is committed to finishing his term

the governor is not aware of the substance of these allegations

eric is resolving problems in km architecture
Booyah. Even though I don't know what it is, I'm fixing it. Who else can make that claim?

eric is the best python
Someone's been looking in my pants.

eric is my lord and savior
And don't you forget it.

eric is out of the factory warranty
It's true. I have to pay out-of-pocket for my own repairs.

eric is located about 80 miles south of cancun on mexico's yucatan peninsula
*looks around* No, it sure looks like Baltimore to me...

eric is on tour with disney on ice until further notice
I'm playing Mulan.

eric is available to come and minister at your church
And Jesus said, "Hey. What's new? How's it shakin'?"

eric is used by teachers
Well, one teacher, but I'm hoping to get her friends involved...

and finally...
eric is bananaman
And now that my secret identity is blown...

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I has a flavor!

My favorites:

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the governor is incapacitated temporarily

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Googlism for: mike garvey

mike garvey is an experienced racer is a vast understatement
FINALLY someone gives me my props. Oh. I thought the 'c' in racer was a 'p'.

mike garvey is currently exploring his options for the upcoming season
Jerry McGuire is working on it.

mike garvey is a busy man right now
Yeah, that's exactly why I'm at StripCreator all the time.

mike garvey is now a free agent
Fuck you, Steinbrenner!

mike garvey is a 13
That's out of 10, motherfuckers.

mike garvey is a patent attorney with the cleveland firm of pearne & gordon llp
I was hoping that wouldn't get out.

mike garvey is unable to attend tltr meetings as scheduled and has asked to be replaced
This one's my favorite. I bet Jes_Lawson is envious.

mike garvey is currently exploring his options for the upcoming season update
I'm now a member of the OJ Simpson Farm Team.

mike garvey is placed on administrative leave amid allegations that he's had sex with male prostitutes
Choadwarrior is NOT a male prostitute!

mike garvey is job hunting
Wouldn't you be after the last one?

mike garvey is part of poll for who is your favorite ASA driver
ASA stands for Anal Spelunking Association here.

mike garvey is coming round on sunday morning with holy water
Oooh! Who wants to be 'anointed'?

mike garvey is a great racer and i know their team works as hard as we do each week
I'm on a team!

mike garvey is correct
Google says it, people. Remember it.

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quote:

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mike garvey is correct
Google says it, people. Remember it.

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owl is busy watching tv
owl is an owl
owl is a sight to see
owl is kewl
owl is named taac
owl is wise
owl is an extension of rdf
owl is a dirty bird - Word.
owl is a slug hater
owl is dead
owl is new jersey's most impressive owl
owl is not often seen in minnesota - not true!
owl is to be saved
owl is ready to eat again
owl is so unique
owl is a small bird
owl is very pleased that the weyerhaeuser company has chosen to maintain its involvement in this program

and finally...
owl is symbolically associated with clairvoyance

I predict this post will end now.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I just did one with my real name and this came up:

____ _____ is busy running his hands over his console as commander william riker is piloting the shuttle

Haha!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Nice work Gary Olson.

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"Spankling is about to scan in a few dozen pieces of origami and post them to the mutilations thread."

Actually, my scanner broke.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Great...Now that you all know my real name, I'll just have to stab you all with a spork. You're first, dcom.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go rob the local KFC.

Sporkpoint by niteowl 5-15-04

Welcome to KFC. Can I take your order, please? Um, give me all your sporks. Oh, and a 3 piece meal, Original Recipe. Is this a robbery? It is, and I demand service! Give me the stuff now! Oh my lord, what's that in your right hand...wait, you're robbing us at sporkpoint? I would've used a gun, but I don't believe in violence.

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