This was a one note character that happened to go on for 19 notes.
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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

That was thoroughly entertaining. I liked the Tootsie Pop reference and the Cox Communications parts the best.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

mmyers just made love to me through comics.

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Poop.

But Cox Communications' "B" team has an even better name:

The Cox Ueckers.

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Any similarity to the Kaddar Suit character I use to represent myself and the gay school district official Suit represents in the above series is purely...oh, wait...nevermind.

On at least two occasions I've tried to put mmyers on my favorites list only to discover that he was already there.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Excellent man. I loved the milkshake line. You are a fucking pro.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

It is cruel that I cannot run up and hug mmyers until my love for his comic genius kills him.

Bravo, you fine stripper, you! Bravo! More Bill Ivey! More Bill Ivey!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

PERFECT!

Thanks for all the kind words, guys. It did my little heart good. This was for all the high school PE coaches turned high school principals out there.

And choad, I kid because I love.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

But Cox Communications' "B" team has an even better name:

The Cox Ueckers.

Cox Communications Swim Team:

The Cox Lappers

The Company Mascot:

The Cox Lime

C.C. Tennis Team:

The Cox Lobbers

P.S. - mmyers, brilliant series. You are someone who I will always aspire to produce comics like.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

On the subject of Cox, I did a freelance thing for them/the Discovery channel a few years ago in the Cox parking lot. Off to the side of the parking lot was a big phallic thing that looked like a miniature Washington Monument which I affectionately called Mount Cox. I haven't been back to Mount Cox since that day.

Thanks Mikey.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

When the X Games first came to San Diego, Cox Cable had a promotional tie in called CoXtreme Cable. Didn't anyone say that out loud before they started advertizing it?

Ha ha! It sounds like "cocks"!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.