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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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Hoya hoya hoya, Constantino Goya! It's good to win. Oh... MAN is it good to win. Yeah. I'll be dancing out of my asshole soon, and that's ugly. Dern ugly. *cough*

Anyway, welcome to BTC 12. Last time I hosted one o' these things, I had pretty freeform rules. No more. This is going to be a more textbook BTC. Here's your template:

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 12 Template']

Go nuts with this! I'm giving points for creativity and humor.

But most importantly...

HAVE A FUN!!!!

I'll judge sometime next Friday or Saturday... Sunday at the latest.

7-24-04 10:30am (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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7-24-04 11:58am (new)
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yourdogsmom17
Stripcreator Newbie

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7-24-04 2:40pm (new)
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Gabu
Senior Comic Technician

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[Click to view comic: 'BTC 12: Straight to the Point']

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Blue is the color of victory.

7-24-04 7:32pm (new)
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Zegota
Stripcreator Regular

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[Click to view comic: 'BTC 12: The Big Bang was even better']

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

7-25-04 3:28am (new)
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Gabu
Senior Comic Technician

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[Click to view comic: 'BTC 12: Narrative Ninny']

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Blue is the color of victory.

7-25-04 3:50am (new)
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Kr0n1c
Product of The California School System

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Im 100% American. I love America. I just don't like some of the things politicians have done in the name of America.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 12 Template : How America Came To Be Pt.1']
[Click to view comic: 'BTC 12 Template : How America Came To Be Pt.2']

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Get Your War On

7-25-04 4:31pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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Uh, normally I wouldn't let a two-part BTC entry fly, but yours was pretty good, so I'll let it pass. It would have passed with flying colors if the ninja used the "Five-Palm Exploding Heart" technique, ala Kill Bill.

7-25-04 4:40pm (new)
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fzh
Stripcreator Regular

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7-25-04 4:56pm (new)
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JESUSSANDWICH
is a wonderful person

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I <3 Kill Bill

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

7-25-04 6:35pm (new)
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fzh
Stripcreator Regular

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7-25-04 6:52pm (new)
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EvilZak
Senior Comic Technician

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7-25-04 7:09pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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7-25-04 8:48pm (new)
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Gabu
Senior Comic Technician

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[Click to view comic: 'BTC 12: THIS COMIC SUCKS']

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Blue is the color of victory.

7-25-04 10:02pm (new)
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qwertyuio
fi dolla ho

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[Click to view comic: ''Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain']

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

7-26-04 5:52pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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7-26-04 6:39pm (new)
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areallystupidguy
Poison Gas Pokemon

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[Click to view comic: 'BTC 12']

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It's grime time.

7-29-04 12:07pm (new)
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areallystupidguy
Poison Gas Pokemon

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Here's another one. I went against the rules a teensy bit on it, but hopefully we can all ignore that.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 12: The Birth Of A Twat']

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It's grime time.

7-29-04 12:36pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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I'm going to be out of town with limited to no internet access, so judging will likely be next Tuesday or Wednesday. Besides, I haven't seen a laugh-out-loud entry yet (though I have seen very solid entries from EvilZak, qwertyuio, and areallystupidguy), so keep em coming.

7-30-04 8:04pm (new)
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Gabu
Senior Comic Technician

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[Click to view comic: 'BTC 12: Hamlet, Interrupted']

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Blue is the color of victory.

7-31-04 1:04am (new)
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Injokester
Definitely drunk

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[Click to view comic: 'FTC40 + BTC12. Why not?']

Who says you can't kill two birds with one stone?

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

8-02-04 6:02pm (new)
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fzh
Stripcreator Regular

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Injokester, while the concept of combining FTC and BTC has been used before, I like how that turned out.

8-03-04 9:02pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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JUDGING TIME!!

As usual, I'm going to use totally random pictures as verification of totally random awards. Basically, if you got one, I enjoyed your comic one way or another.

DA TROOF!!! Award Goes to fzh for The Evolution of the Modern American. Because it's so true. He also gets points for a fantastic Swedish Chef reference. I love that fucking muppet.

The Best Ridiculing of a n00b Award Goes to areallystupidguy for The Birth of a Cunt. It's the best twist of the rules I've seen since that guy glorped the alien back in FTC 28. The guy who made that comic was a genius.

Most Creative Yet Required Absolutely No Work at All: Injokester for FTC 40 + BTC12: Why Not? Though the outcome was pretty funny, the effort was missing. Nice rack, though.

Believe it or not, this is not from Exploding Dog. I'm serious.

And lastly, the Grand Prize, host of the next BTC, and future owner of an unsigned picture of Bob Saget goes to...

EVIL ZAK! for World V2, which caught me totally off guard. I laughed until I cried.

I thought most of the entries were good, but these ones were the ones that I found to be the funniest.

Now, take it away, you monogamous invertibrate!

(btw, Zak, I'm sorry about the picture not being signed. I couldn't contact the stupid hack by email OR snail mail OR death threats, so you'll just have to do with the unsigned picture)

8-03-04 9:36pm (new)
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areallystupidguy
Poison Gas Pokemon

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Rock on. I will take this award, and use it for the power of good and might. Yo.

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It's grime time.

8-04-04 12:07am (new)
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