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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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After conquering the worlds of comic strips and television, Brad has decided to branch out even further and take on the daunting task of helping to educate our children with a series of fun and colorful strips that will entertain the kiddies even as they teach them all the important stuff about history, science, math, language, etc. that they need to know in life. The trouble is, he has commissioned the members of stripcreator to come up with these wonderful strips, and since we're such a bunch of big, fat dummies, all of the information conveyed by the strips is wrong, and the next generation of children that grow up being educated by them will turn out to be the biggest generation of total morons that ever took charge of the world. That...that'd be funny, wouldn't it?

Or...would it?

Let's find out! Let's help educate the children.

Series are ok, photoshopping's okay, everything's okay! As long as it's for the children!

Judging will probably be next Wednesday. Now let's TEACH THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

9-01-04 9:54am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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CC 256: On this Dayton History by kaufman
9-01-04
In 1492, Christopher Columbus sailed across the vast ocean in hopes of discovering America.
He landed in the center of Ohio, and built a capital there, named after himself. The rest of Ohio was named after his fellow crewmembers:
Grover Cleveland, Carl Cincinnati, John Akron, Jose Toledo, William Ashtabula, Ivan Zanesville, Steve Putinbay, Ernest Uppersandusky, Fred Washingtoncourthouse, ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

9-01-04 10:12am (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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SC Civil War Re-Enactment by possums
9-01-04
well well wele, if it isnt the fraeks from the norht.
RAAR! General Tobor will cornhole your backwater asses! To arms, hick!
oh no! i am dieing!
RAAR! Syntax error!
wel this is hisortically inacuratte, but the sowth has one the war.
RAAR! We're inconsistent!

9-01-04 2:02pm (new)
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TheBigJE
I Slayed Ganon. Seriously. He's fucking dead.

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lets teach children about the holocaust! WITH GI JEW by TheBigJE
9-02-04
our hero was captured by hitler and the nazis!!!
well this is just GREAT im in auschwitz... jeez im shmutzin like a gafiltafish
HEIL HITLER! FORWARD!
im movin! im movin! dont get ya matzaballs in a twist!
.....i hate anne frank!
Whoa! glad he's on our side!

i even added a subtle nod to anne frank, did ya catch it? ;)

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We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

9-02-04 12:27am (new)
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darwin_farkus
Junior Comic Technician

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Hope you like it.

Stereotypes Of Western Civilization, Inc. "BACKYARD BAR-B-Q" by darwin_farkus
9-02-04
Once upon a time in the tiny city of Waco, Texas, a hungry musician by the name of Vernon Howell (aka David Koresh) discovered Jesus...
Hmm... Sweet gig.
After realizing that polygamy wasn't just for Mormons, he and his recently acquired Branch Davidian followers geared up for what would later become known as "The Cookout Heard 'Round The World"...
Seriously. I'm not makin' this shit up. Sex with me, or eternal damnation. Nothing too kinky, 'cause all my kids will be watching.
Um, ok, but why are we stockpiling weapons? I thought you were some kind of frickin' hippy or something.
But, just in the nick of time, our fellow American heroes in the ATF stepped in and thankfully averted what might well have been a catastrophic loss of human life...
Miss Reno, we found another baby corpse... Shall I toss it on the pile with the oth--hey, you're not Miss Reno!
I'm here for Scapegoats Anonymous... oh! Am I early? Say... mind if I take a gander at those dead children?

9-02-04 1:34am (new)
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yellowdart
Junior Comic Technician

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Kids these days by yellowdart
9-02-04
Okay kids, this is your first warning. The next time you tell me that the integral of cos (x) equals sin (x) I'm going to have to haul you off.
  ?  
Man, you don't even have a clue do you?
  ?  
I thought so.
  ?  

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I don't use drugs; my dreams are frightening enough.

9-02-04 2:26pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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CC 256: Seems Oddly Familiar... by possums
9-02-04
Who the hell are you?
Ah! I am Amerigo Vespucci! Ah!
Ah! I am torching your crops, yes. Happy day!
And that is how America came to be.

9-02-04 3:06pm (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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CC256: The 1901 Pan-American Exposition by UnknownEric
9-03-04
In 1901, the then-booming city of Buffalo hosted an exposition featuring all of the exciting advances of the day.
Let us hold an exposition!
Hoorah!
They invited President McKinley, who was then shot in the Temple of Music by an anarchist named Leon Czolgosz.
Now you will die.
Oh dear.
But really, it was all a show to allow McKinley to go into hiding, where he remains to this day with Elvis, Andy Kaufman and Jim Morrison.
You're king of WHAT again?
The lizard king, bitch.

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I has a flavor!

9-03-04 8:32am (new)
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Zegota
Stripcreator Regular

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CC 256 The truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth by Zegota
9-03-04
There's two types of people in the world. Belgians and everyone else.
Belgians are physically and intellectually supreme to all others. They're also sex Gods.
If you study long and hard kids, one day you might become a Belgian aswell.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

9-03-04 11:37am (new)
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Zegota
Stripcreator Regular

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CC 256 Inflation by Zegota
9-04-04
Sucky Sucky ten dollah
No, is fi dollah no?
Sut up you stupid beach. This kids no know yet, we can make big bucks hee
Sucky Sucky fithy dollah!

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

9-04-04 4:31am (new)
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codehappykid
is mental

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I present these two.

CC256: Lesson 1 - How Boorite Conquered the Persians by codehappykid
9-04-04
Come, fellow Athenians! We shall make a stand against the oncoming Persian army!
I have come from Marathon to tell you: Nike! We have achieved victory!
Just do it! And get me my trousers!

CC256: Lesson 2 - Wirthling and the Fall of Rome by codehappykid
9-04-04
Oh Gods! Oh Heavens! Rome is burning!
This is truly the end of days!
Fiddle Fiddle Fiddle Fiddle

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HALPUU!

9-04-04 11:16am (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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CC256: Archduke Franz Ferdinand by UnknownEric
9-04-04
Your school books tell you that the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand was one of the flashpoints that led to World War I.
Ow. I've been shot.
WAR!!!!
What they don't tell you is that he was murdered by Lee Harvey Oswald in association with the Masons, the Temperance Guild, and radical Unitarians.
Our secret plan is a success!
Huzzah!
Much like the current unwillingness to admit that John Ashcroft is an cornholing robot designed by the CIA.
RAAAAR! ASHCROFT WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!
Not tonight, I've got a headache.

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I has a flavor!

9-04-04 11:45am (new)
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choadwarrior
Crash Magnet

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Lesser American Folkloric Heroes by choadwarrior
3-29-04
Good day, sir. I am Johnny Appleseed.
I'm walking across this great land and planting apple trees along the way.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Randy Packingfudge.

Lesser American Folkloric Heroes (2) by choadwarrior
3-29-04
They call me Molly Pitcher, because I carried pitchers of water to thirsty Revolutionary War soldiers.
I became famous when my husband was killed in battle and I took over for him loading his cannon.
I also provided aid to weary soldiers.
They called me Molly Catcher

Lesser American Folkloric Heroes (3) by choadwarrior
3-29-04
HOWDEE! I'm Calamity Jane!
I was a scout for General Custer, a Pony Express rider, and a hard-drinkin', hard-livin member of Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show.
I also blazed a trail across the West.
I'm Chlamydia Jane.

Lesser American Folkloric Heroes (4) by choadwarrior
3-29-04
I am the Great Pumpkin!
Every year, I rise from the pumpkin patch I feel is the most sincere.
I'm a great pumpkin too.
You fly through the air and give presents to all the good girls and boys of the world?
No, but I pump my kin, and it's great!

Lesser American Folkloric Heroes (5) by choadwarrior
3-30-04
Hi, I'm Today's Tom Sawyer.
A modern-day warrior? Mean, mean stride? Today's Tom Sawyer? Mean, mean pride?
The very same.
I've heard a lot about you from my friend, Today's Huck Finn.
That must make you Today's Nig--
Watch it, cracker.

9-04-04 3:00pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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Choad, I less than three that last one.

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Poop.

9-04-04 5:32pm (new)
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FlamingRicardo
Stripcreator Newbie

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CC 256: Suicide can, indeed, be a healthy alternative. by FlamingRicardo
9-04-04
And THIS is the bunker in which Adolf Hitler commited suicide during the Russian invasion of Berlin near the end of European combat in World War II.
But Professor Sloan, why would such a determined, powerful man stoop to such an act of cowardice?
It's quite simple, young man. To Hitler, seeing his military might crushed into nothingless by the Allies was the ultimate humiliation, and capture would only further degrade him.
I see.......
"Not to mention the fact that he had an unhealthy fear of the Cossack.
And down, and down! Knees bent, and right leg OUT!
AGH! MEIN RUNNEN!
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BurningRicardo - One part brutally voyeuristic shockutainment, two parts MTV's Jackass.

9-04-04 6:57pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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256: The Jesus of the Past, Present, and Future by possums
9-04-04
Around 31 A.D.: Jesus dies for our sins.
2004 A.D.: Jesus dies for Mel Gibson's wallet.
I'm rich! Ow!
2056 A.D.: Jesus saves us from demonic, vile, politically correct robots.
REE-TREEET, MY FLESH-CHALLENGED FRIENDS!!!!!

I'm sorry this isn't funny.

9-04-04 7:20pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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i before e, except after c: an adventure in altitude by ObiJo
9-08-04
EEEeee

That comic was vitamin-fortified and ribbed for your pleasure.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

9-08-04 12:42am (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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I am probably going to judge this contest later this evening. Notice I said "probably." That's just to give you a little doubt. So you'll think -- "Maybe he will...maybe he won't." And you might find yourself getting a little...nervous. And that's just the way I want it. Because that way, you won't see it coming ...when you suddenly find yourself...

PHFFT!!! PHFFT!!! PHFFT!!!

CLIPPED!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

9-08-04 2:27pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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And now, the moment that some of you have all been waiting for...the big announcement of the winner!

Honorable mentions:

UnknownEric for the thought-provoking "The 1901 Pan-American Exposition"!

and

ObiJo for the delightfully clever "i before e, except after c: an adventure in altitude"!

And the winner is:

choadwarrior for his funnily humourous series, "Lesser American Folkloric Heroes"!

Everyone else did a very nice job with their entries, but unfortunately this is Holly-weird, so...

PHFFT!!! PHFFT!!! PHFFT!!!

CLIPPED!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

9-08-04 9:14pm (new)
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choadwarrior
Crash Magnet

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Golly. Thanks Biped.

I have no idea what to do for cc 257, but I'll have it up by late tomorrow night.

9-08-04 9:53pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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I should admit I stole that i bit from Big Evil Dan.

But I'm not going to.

For I am a potato. And as such, I know no compromise.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

9-08-04 10:15pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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PHFFT!!! PHFFT!!! PHFFT!!!

CLIPPED!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

9-08-04 11:20pm (new)
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