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choadwarrior
Crash Magnet

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Since the two CC's I have won were with old comics, I have decided I will make a contest that every user can enter using the same lazy strategy I use to enter comic competitions. This is even easier, though, because there is just one rule:

SUBMIT YOUR FUNNIEST COMIC

While this can be a new comic, you can search your entire catalog of strips and find the single strip (no series) that you think will garner my heartiest guffaw.

I want to see lots of entries, so I'll give this until next Thursday.

Ladies and Gentlemen--Stop Your Stripping!

9-09-04 7:34pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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Behind The Magic: Inside The Disney Cartoon Factory by biped
5-12-04
Mr. Disney, that new animator you hired keeps drawing Mickey Mouse with a big, throbbing dick.
Oh, he does, does he? Well, that's certainly out of step with our standard policy.
And I'm afraid that even Minnie isn't spared, sir. In fact, her dick is even bigger and -- well, "veiny-er" -- than Mickey's.
Oh, my stars and garters, well, that will never do.
Eddie, I must insist that you resist the urge to depict our beloved Disney characters with large, ahem, penises.
Sure, Uncle Walt. In fact, I've already planned a cartoon where they all get their dicks chopped off anyway.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

9-09-04 8:02pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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I have no idea what my funniest comic is, but I always liked this one:

The secret of life is perspective. by ObiJo
5-25-01
Water you looking at?
Are you crazy?! There's a 30-foot wall of water coming right at us!
Yes, I know. I was making a joke.

And this one:

... by ObiJo
8-05-02
Hernandez, you've really been making great progress.
Thanks, General. I'm trying hard to become an efficient killing machine by overcoming the cowardice that permeates every cell of my being.
I know you are, son. That's why this is so tough to say. Hernandez - we've traded you to the union.
What! You traded me! For what?
This flag. Ain't it perty?
It's a looker, that one.

And dandyougan likes this one:

Domestic Battles by ObiJo
6-09-01
I'm leaving you, Edward. You were away at war so long, I've fallen in love with another. I'd like to introduce you to him.
My life couldn't get any worse.
I stand corrected.
It's the horse.
And again.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

9-09-04 9:34pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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Japanese Rice Wine by Rabid_Weasle
8-19-04
Jesus has requested I bring him some small cups.
What for?
Jesus wishes to drink his Japanese rice wine.
Oh, for Christ's sake!

and

CC 228: Kaufman Is My Daddy! by Rabid_Weasle
1-10-04
Dad... I'm thinking of dropping out of school.
You mean you're dropping out of COOL.
If anyone needs me I'll be drinking moonshine in the garage.

I dunno why... but I really like that one.

(Also, Obi that last one is fan-fucking-tastic)

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Poop.

9-09-04 10:01pm (new)
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choadwarrior
Crash Magnet

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quote:

SUBMIT YOUR FUNNIEST COMIC

While this can be a new comic, you can search your entire catalog of strips and find the single strip (no series) that you think will garner my heartiest guffaw.


sin·gle Pronunciation Key (snggl)
adj.
1) Not accompanied by another or others; solitary.
2) One that is separate and individual.
3) A unit; one
4) To select, as an individual person or thing, from among a number; to choose out from others; to separate.
5) One only, as distinguished from more than one; consisting of one alone; individual; separate; as, a single star.

Let me put this in terms most users of this site can understand. Like the Highlander, "there can be only one."

Funniest single comic strip. No series, no multiple choice, no multiple entries. You pick it, you post it, I judge it.

9-09-04 10:25pm (new)
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pita
La fille qui a joué avec le feu

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CC# 9 Urinals can be pretty scary when the lights go out... by pita
6-09-02
Oh, man, the lights went out... Now's a good time to practice golfing... Back straight, knees bent... hold *putter* loosely...
Head down... quiet, please! Heh-heh... No staring while others address their balls...
Oh my god, you heard every word of that, didn't you? How embarassing!
Just don't let anyone see you taking those extra strokes, man!

Although my personal favourite is this one, because (back in my day) there really was a guy from Cleveland who put paper bags over his head and did some great comedy. He was simply known as "The Unknown Comic."

Lynching Brown Paper Joe by pita
12-06-01
They're a hangin' the unknown comic, poor ol' Brown Paper Joe, tomorrow.
How'd he get a name like Brown Paper Joe ?
Funny fella, he wears brown paper bags all over, on his arms, his legs, his feet and his head, just 'bout everywhere.
Strange... what're they hangin' him fer?
Rustling.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

9-09-04 10:27pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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quote:
quote:

SUBMIT YOUR FUNNIEST COMIC

While this can be a new comic, you can search your entire catalog of strips and find the single strip (no series) that you think will garner my heartiest guffaw.


sin·gle Pronunciation Key (snggl)
adj.
1) Not accompanied by another or others; solitary.
2) One that is separate and individual.
3) A unit; one
4) To select, as an individual person or thing, from among a number; to choose out from others; to separate.
5) One only, as distinguished from more than one; consisting of one alone; individual; separate; as, a single star.

Let me put this in terms most users of this site can understand. Like the Highlander, "there can be only one."

Funniest single comic strip. No series, no multiple choice, no multiple entries. You pick it, you post it, I judge it.


I think this is what confused people:

Just consider my domestic battles one since Rabid liked it, and that and a twelve pack are good enough for me.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

9-09-04 11:10pm (new)
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pita
La fille qui a joué avec le feu

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:D Sorry, choad...
I was finding my comics as you were posting that.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

9-10-04 4:22am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Good news: none of my comics are married.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

9-10-04 7:53am (new)
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Zegota
Stripcreator Regular

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da dam TJING!

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

9-10-04 8:16am (new)
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Zegota
Stripcreator Regular

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Hiking through nature by Zegota
4-17-03
If you look over there, you can clearly see the crow circling it's prey, waiting for the right time to fly down and attack
Do crows hunt like that?
Any time now, the crow will begin it's deadly descent and pierce it's fierce claws through the back of some unsuspecting victim.
Now that's just rubbish, crows don't hunt like that.
Quickly, we must flee! The crow has spotted us and ordered it's leprechaun army to capture us and feed on our entrails!

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

9-10-04 8:25am (new)
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TheGovernor
Talentless Hack

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Sun Tzu for Cats by TheGovernor
2-15-03
Cat versus the Birdcage as resolved by the Art of War
Calculate a plan with the five woking fundamenatals of strategy: The Tao, Nature, Situation, Leadership, Art.
If a fortified area is attacked, One's strength is compromised.
Once a challenge is executed, if triumph is prolonged, the strategy becomes dull and the vigor dampened.
Attacking a Fortified Area is an Art of last resort.
You win this round bird

9-10-04 8:57am (new)
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mmyers
Passing through.

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For whom the chicken crows... by mmyers
2-12-04
Welcome to Kentucky Fried...oh no.
Sir, I have a bone to pick with you. Sir, how is that you can charge more for one of my limbs than another? One limb is no more rare than another, right?
I'll ask my boss.
Yes, ask him, sir, ask him how a wing and thigh is more than my leg and breast? Have I not 2 wings? Have I not 2 legs? Is not my supposed dark meat only slightly different than my white meat?
A five foot tall chicken, hmmm.
On that note, sir, I say good day.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

9-10-04 11:45am (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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Spirit guide, part 2 by NeoVid
4-22-01
A depressed Jon talks with his new advisor, Jesus' brother Bob.
So drinking more will solve all of my problems?
Naw, but it'll give you something to blame besides yerself...
...Are you sure you're related to Jesus? You don't seem to have the love of mankind thing going on.
Hey, I love Mick Foley! And I like my brother... he's just kind of snotty about stuff.....
Bob thinks back to an argument they had in the past.
He always wins these fights with the same damn comeback...
Dad loves me more.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

9-10-04 2:56pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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Incidentally...

"For Christ's sake!" = brilliance.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

9-10-04 3:06pm (new)
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CowTipper
Impressionable Adolescent

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The only thing to fear... by CowTipper
8-16-04
So you're saying that you dropped out of Fear Factor in the first round?
Well, it was very frightening. I would have had to jump from so high!
Why did you do Fear Factor if you're afraid of heights? You must have anticipated something like that.
I really wanted to earn some money and be famous, you know?
Try out for a show like Jeopardy then... just get some education and--
I'm scared.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

9-10-04 9:15pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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9-10-04 9:20pm (new)
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NooniePuuBunny
Horny Female Tentacled Kaiju from Outer Space

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WWHAD? by NooniePuuBunny
5-18-04
I need fruit for my experiment, and you can't even go and get the right kind?! I mean, what is wrong with you?!!! I asked for actual vegetation, NOT 5 GAY MEN!
Hmm...I wonder what Hitler would do in this situation
blah blah blah blah you idiot blah blah blah blah blah
HRRRGH!
DEAR GOD MAN! YOU JUST SHIT A PINAPPLE! Wait a minute... You had pineapples in your anus and didn't tell me?!

¬_¬ no offense to anyone...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

9-10-04 9:36pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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HEY! Why didn't someone tell me I don't make "funny" comics?!?
Bathtub Suicide Cult Chief Released by Spankling
10-10-02
Nice Tie! You beat up a clown for it?
Nice head. You find it in a dock-side garbage can?
You are one insensitive lout, you know that?
Fine Mr. Compassionate Shark Head. Will stuffing this new tie my grandmother gave me up my ass make you_feel_any_better?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

9-10-04 9:59pm (new)
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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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Why, why, why? by jes_lawson
6-15-04
Jes! Guess what? Delilah has set a date for her wedding!
I KNOW! I told that bitch I never wanted to talk to her again and she STILL called to invite me!
So...I take it by that you're not going to go?
Let me use the last panel to try and explain the situation the way I see it...
Meanwhile, in an analogous situation in the 1860's...
Mr. Wilkes Booth? Abraham Lincoln here! Ha ha! North PWNS South, j00 l0s3r! Well gotta go, I'm at the Ford Theatre tonight, wearing my least bulletproof top hat!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

9-11-04 8:38am (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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If Silence of the Lambs Was a Date Flick by possums
6-18-04
Well, Clarise, we've been dating for awhile, and although it was a rough start, I'm getting to like you.
Would you say I'm someone who's grown on you?
I'd say you're more of an acquired taste.

My one regret is that I forgot to add a "bdum-csshhh!" at the end.

9-11-04 12:37pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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Rules of Shopping at Wal-Mart (3) by MikeyG
4-14-04
Rule #7: If you want a job at Wal-Mart, don't be gay.
Although your repeated requests to take me to dinner have made me uncomfortable in the past, sir, I've decided to take you up on the offer.
Aha! You're fired.
Rule #8: No matter when you shop there, they never have any more of YOUR brand of deodorant.
Excuse me, do you have anymore Right Guard Sportâ„¢?
We're out, sir. All we have left is Jimmy Joe Bob's Famous Armpit Detergent.
Rule #9: Even though they are displayed prominently, asking a Wal-Mart employee in the midwest where the condoms are will garner disdain.
Excuse me, where are your condoms?
The devices of Satan are in aisle four, sir.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

9-12-04 12:25am (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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Win/Win by dcomposed
1-14-04
Hey, let's fuck!
Not tonight, I have a headache.
Oh.
What if I just put an aspirin on my dick and you take it off with your mouth?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

9-12-04 5:41am (new)
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Denyer
Hardcore Angster

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9-12-04 5:43am (new)
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nonphixional
Junior Comic Technician

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Untitled by nonphixional
5-05-04
Standing like this I might be thought of as a deep thinker.
That really works for me since my imaginary boyfriend has a pretty big penis.

9-12-04 5:46am (new)
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