Because I am seriously cotemplating getting one.

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OMFG!!111 DAT SI TEH SO PUNK RRRRRAWK!!!11

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Poop.

I hate you.

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If you get a mohawk and end up looking stupid, you're going to have to look at yourself in the mirror hundreds of times and think, "Well, this sucks."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Yeah I see your point. But I am still thinking about it.

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If it looks stupid you can always shave it off.

The best part about hair is, it will grow back!

Unless you're DX or Gabe.

Well keep thinking about it. Don't do it. Mohawks are cool at first, but then they get old. And that makes me sad.

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I knew a guy who got a mohawk once, and his furniture rejected him.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It depends how severe the mohawk is. I wouldn't recommend one of those almost lethal 10 inch spike mohawks, if it's just a shaved head with a run of hair straight down the middle, then sure, go for it.

I decided to start shaving my head a few months ago and every time I shave it, I shave a mohawk, then keep it for like a couple of hours before I shave it all off.

Some people just look stupid no matter what haircut they have.

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Do it. Then post the picture to Caption Mountain.
We won't make fun of it. Honest.

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Just do it, and if you don't like it shave it off. Then you can look like a penis for a couple weeks.

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Poop.

Or you can always try this.

W.W.J.D?

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

How bout this one

WHY HAVENT I KILLED YOU?

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Because Jesus wouldn't do that.

You're not doing this to impress Jodie Foster, are you?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Maybe

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I've tried giving myself a 'hawk, but I can never get it lined up right. That and it breaks halfway back.

:(

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

If you really want a hawk, you need the gel that is like rubber cement...and it hurts when you try to get it out. Or you can just use rubber-cement...I'm sure it will come out eventualy.

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

I have a mohawk on my pubic region.

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I have a pet hawk named Mo.

I have a pet Mo named Hawk.

Dude, having three hairs smack in the middle of your skull is NOT a mohawk.

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I'm pretty sure the historical Jesus wore a mohawk when he was throwing the money-changers out of the temple. This was back before it was even that trendy.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Yeah and he had a black flag tattoo because he knew they would be cool long before they existed.

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