My handheld device only plays one game, and that game only ever lasts a couple of minutes, and afterwards I have to clean up. I still like it better than SC, though.
There's this really cool game on my phone! You use this camera built into it, and take a picture of someone having an affair with it! Then you blackmail them! If you win you get some money, and if you lose you get stabbed and/or thrown in jail!
Thanks to lukket and ftc for serious answers, and to habnem and Rabid_Weasle for humorous answers. The rest of you I guess have poor reading comprehension, because it wasn't a yes or no question.
--- "We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx