I AM 18 YEARS OLD TODAY!!!!

PORNO AND LOTTERY TICKETS FOR EVERYBODY!!!!

Not to turn the subject away from you but it's my birthday in twenty days.

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Happy birthday, you mangled cunt machine.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Today on your birthday
I think you should know-
you're getting too old now
to suck on your toe.

And when you get hungry
I hope you won't spread
the jam that you find
between your toes on your bread.

Do not shine your shoes
with the wax from your ear.
Don't tease other boys
With that hole in your rear.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

what kind of porn?

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We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

The kind where people get naked and have sex.

Hey it's legal... lets fuck it!

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Poop.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Boinky. You keep it real.

P.S. I'll be hiding in your birthday cake with my birthday suit on. ;)

I shall bake the cake with you in it.

Happy toes in my ass day!

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

That's not until next week!

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!

Happy birthday boinky. I got you a packet of biscuits from andydougan's house.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Happy CUNTS, boinky!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Join the Army!

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What others say about boorite!

Happy, Happy Birthday, B33. I'm surprised you made it this long. :)

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

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I has a flavor!

That's going to be exactly how boinky will be spending his birthday. He'll be sticking a candle in his brownish donut.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Don't forget to register with Selective Services...wait, you're in Canada. Enjoy your free healthcare and have a good birthday.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

No.

Well you could.

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What others say about boorite!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

Happy b-day!

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Get Your War On

Happy birthday from someone who turns 526 months old today.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Shit on a shingle, you're 43.833333333312? You're younger than my mom, who recently turned 45.122222222222.