Do: be funny.
Don't: get pissed off if the regs don't think you're funny.
Do: read the faq early and often.
Don't: wince when Tobor rapes you the first time. That just turns him on more.
Do: look to the left of your posts to find out how to do stuff.
Don't: try to use html code (such as LOOK AT THIS KEWL LINK!
Do: be sure to get some sort of decent image host if you plann on posting pictures. Nothing's more annoying than a red x in a caption thread.
Don't: post pictures of your mother naked. Unless she's hot. Then change that do a do:.
Do: enter comic competitions, including the FTCs and others that you find.
Don't: try to make a new comic competition. That gets real old, real quick.
Do: smile and nod when a reg says something that makes no fucking sense in any way whatsoever (such as "ha ha! What the fuck are you talking about?)
Don't: bother asking why wirthling sucks. He just does.
Do: respect brad. You don't have to like him. Just respect his authoratai!
Don't: respect boinky.
And finally:
Do: be a great new addition to these forums and this site, have a shitload of fun before you get bored, drop brad a ten or twenty spot to get donor status, and make demeaning comments in the Fights Go Here forum (FGH for future reference), especially in the politics thread. Especially when they're directed at makk.
Don't: get upset at anything anyone says on here. 99% of the time it's either just in good humor or just trying to get your goat. There be trolls in them thar threads, 'n just ignore 'em when you see 'em.
I think that about covers most of the "do"s and "don't"s for this here forum. And welcome! Oh, and it appears that the welcoming committee is here!
RARRR!! TOBOR CORNHOLE!!!
Good luck with that.
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