...I'm starting another BTC. What gives you the right to take it upon yourself to do so, you might ask? Ha, ha...ha, ha, ha...ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahaha -- funny you should ask. Well, it didn't look like anyone else was going to do it. So here it is. If nobody feels like entering, then fuck it. Just FUCK IT.

Here's the fucking template:

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 20: Template']

Add a character to the third panel. Or not. Photoshop the shit out of it if you want -- I don't care.

If you need inspiration, then you should know that we're doing this for that little kid who got hit by a truck when he ran out into the street to catch that high fly ball in the ninth inning. Remember? Right before he lost consciousness, he raised the ball in his glove and said, in a weak, barely-audible voice: "I...I caught it...fellas..." And then he died.

I will take it upon myself to judge the contest unless two people volunteer to be co-judges. Yeah. Like that's gonna happen.

Judging in a week, or after a thousand entries, whichever comes first.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 20: One Day at the Porn Ranch...']

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 20: Obvious this was going to happen.']

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 20: Glory Hole Daze']

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 20: Magical Mystery Tour!']

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 20: Shit. Just shit.']

Just wait till you see the photoshopped sequel to this one! If I can stop masturbating long enough to finish it that is...

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Not so obvious this was going to happen.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 20: Name that 1990's Movie!']

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 20: Heros and Zeros.']

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC- visual humor']

har.

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xx( o Y o. )xx

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 20: Advice throughout History.']

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

[Click to view comic: 'T.T']

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

nice one, injokester

[Click to view comic: 'Looking for part time job? Free Home Based Profit Opportunit']

Soon to be the judging!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Is time for the judging now, yes? No?

All entries very creative! Participation in new BTC most appreciated!

Mystery judge possums vote for this funny take on stupid spam-type person that recently infect board with spam!

[Click to view comic: 'Looking for part time job? Free Home Based Profit Opportunit']

Other mystery judge MikeyG vote for this cruel and degrading reference to me that hurt my feelings deeply!

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 20: Magical Mystery Tour!']

My vote go to thochaos' comic because it make me laugh despite blatant and heartless cruelty to me! So take it away, thochaos! You make next BTC, yes? No? (Yes!)

But if not make within period of three days, then second place winner Externalization make!

thochaos, here is prize: you get spend weekend with these people!

Thanks, everybody! You make new BTC most successful comics contest ever!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

That was the worst weekend ever =(

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"