Okay, you eager little beavers. This is the last match, last round, to determine the winner of the Comic Cup. This will be a three-way match between the surviving contenders, which are:

• graykane
  
• BigEvilDan
  
• kaufman

William Spankspeare Match
BigEvilDan vs graykane vs kaufman

• Three-way cup match, one winner.
  
• Your job is to create a series of comics, up to ten at the MOST, in a Shakespearian manner.
  
• Antiquated, Olde English-type language is preferred, but subject matter can be ANYTHING.
  
• Series MUST have a tragic (but funny) ending.
  
• EVERY comic must be funny. Please do not use the fact that you can make ten comics to make several comics that are set-ups for the punchline of another. Each comic must stand on its own as a funny comic.
  
• The catch is that EVERY character you use must be Spankling. The only deviation I'll allow is the use of something from the props character group, but Spankling must be in EVERY panel. He plays every role, male and/or female. Since he's been in every round so far I only see it fitting that he be the main character(s).
  
• I will allow photoshopped comics. It is not necessary, and if anyone has a problem hosting their comics I can have them hosted for you. It is not required or necessarily desirable to use altered comics, but given the fact that there's no Spankling character with a wig and make-up on (which really comes as a suprise to me) I'll allow photoshopping.
  
• People will vote on the best set of comics, and this will be the match that decides the best of the best.
  
• You guys have until Wednesday the 23rd of February to complete this task, but I can extend it if any of you are having issues..

This **** better be funny, poignant, and ugly or all three of you will go down as the worst strippers in the history of the Comic Cup....matches....that I've presided over.

GET TO IT!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic **** of revenge all over Canada.

William Spankspeare proudly presents:

Dramatis Personae:

Pepper: A fan
Lucy: A fan
John: A visionary
Paul: An entertainer
Richard: A drummer
George: A mystic
Wilhelm: A Show Nazi
Julia: A young fan
Eleanor: A young fan
Mr. Kite: A concerned parent
Rocky: A young fan
Neilson: A tv watcher
Samantha: A witch
Sabrina: A witch
Yoko: A self-proclaimed artist
Mark: An assassin
Rosenkrantz: A television executive
Guildenstern: A television executive

Act I: Liverpool, 1958
Act II: Hamburg, 1961
Act I: New York, 1964
Act I: San Francisco, 1966
Act I: London, 1968
Act I: London, 1970
Act I: New York, 1980
Act I: London, 2001
Act I: Jacksonville, 2005
Act I: Inside a Yellow Submarine, 2010

[Click to view comic: 'Four Gentlemen of Liverpool: Act I: Coming Together']
[Click to view comic: 'Act II: Being for the Benefit of Musikheit']
[Click to view comic: 'Act III: They Love Us, Aye, Aye, Aye']
[Click to view comic: 'Act IV: Christ, You Know You Ain't Hefty']
[Click to view comic: 'Act V: In My Wife']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Act VI: Goodbye, Goodbye!']
[Click to view comic: 'Act VII: Here Comes the Gun']
[Click to view comic: 'Act VIII: Getting Deader']
[Click to view comic: 'ACT IX: The Well-Dressed Was Paul']
[Click to view comic: 'Act X: Good Mourning']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

That is a lot of Act 1s.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Stupid lazy sleepytime copy/paste.

Well, you can figure it out ... do the math!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

William Shakespeare proudly presents

PRINCE ALBERT VIII

Dramatis Personae

King George -- The King
Prince Albert VIII -- The King's brother
prop fight -- bucking hams
and frozen Brad as Himself

[Click to view comic: 'Prince Albert VIII, Act I, scene 1']
[Click to view comic: 'Prince Albert VIII, I.2']
[Click to view comic: 'Prince Albert VIII, I.3']
[Click to view comic: 'Prince Albert VIII, II.1']
[Click to view comic: 'Prince Albert VIII, II.2']
[Click to view comic: 'Prince Albert VIII, II.3']
[Click to view comic: 'Prince Albert VIII, III.1']
[Click to view comic: 'Prince Albert VIII, III.2']
[Click to view comic: 'Prince Albert VIII, III.3']

THE EXECUTION TAKES PLACE.
HOWEVER, KING GEORGE DISCOVERS THAT HE MUST MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO HIS SUBJECTS.
[Click to view comic: 'Prince Albert VIII, the denouement']

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i want to **** on you

Does anyone know why it did that? It did it in the preview too, but I figured the preview might not hold more than a certain size. I'll post the rest below.

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i want to **** on you

[Click to view comic: 'Prince Albert VIII, II.3']
[Click to view comic: 'Prince Albert VIII, III.1']
[Click to view comic: 'Prince Albert VIII, III.2']
[Click to view comic: 'Prince Albert VIII, III.3']

THE EXECUTION TAKES PLACE.
HOWEVER, KING GEORGE DISCOVERS
THAT HE MUST MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
TO HIS SUBJECTS.
[Click to view comic: 'Prince Albert VIII, the denouement']

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i want to **** on you

Romeo and Julian

Dramatis Personae

A bunch of guys in leather.

[Click to view comic: 'Romeo and Julian - Act I']
[Click to view comic: 'Romeo and Julian - Act II']
[Click to view comic: 'Romeo and Julian - Act III']
[Click to view comic: 'Romeo and Julian - Act IV']
[Click to view comic: 'Romeo and Julian - Act V']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a *****." - Donald B. Jones III

Bravo. You've all put in EXCELLENT entries. That was awesome. Give yourselves a pat on the back. Now, everyone must vote.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic **** of revenge all over Canada.

TOOT TOOT! GRAYKANE

BigEvilDan had the lowest percentage of non-Spankling characters, with zero.

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AFROMANS MOVE

damn, I had forgotten this thing was running.

um....kaufman

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

All good, but I go Kaufman.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

kaufman

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

I'm voting in the final round, because I can.

BigEvilDan

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic **** of revenge all over Canada.

dan

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Batman created by Bob Kane

King Kaufman

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

When I read the brief I was ****ed off 'cos it's nearly midnight and 30 comics flavoured with Shake is not my cup of tea.
But what do you know, they were brilliant.
For consistancy, effort and genius I really should be voting for Kaufers, but Graykane made me laugh the most even though I didn't like all of them. As a standalone I liked BigEvilDan's act iv best.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for ***s.

kenny k

All right, for people who obviously have no idea what the Comic Cup is, unless you have been in this contest, you cannot vote in it.

That includes you, BigFrank. No voting. It also ****s me up when I go to do the tally and I have to consciously stop myself from counting your vote. Now, I need the rest of the people who were in this competition to vote.

Several of these people are not really on the site anymore, but I am going to list all those who have not voted. If you want this contest to have a winner, people, I suggest you get on these layabouts and prod them to put their votes in as well.

• attitudechicka
  
• graykane
  
• shark_energy
  
• boinky33
  
• BigEvilDan
  
• niteowl
  
• habnem
  
• not_Scyess
  
• Rabid_Weasle
  
• kaufman
  
• Ewwwww
  
• kramer_vs_kramer
  
• UnknownEric
  
• xxausrottenxx
  
• flickguy
  
• cowtipper
  
• kevin_keegans_perm
  
• umfumdisi
  
• areallystupidguy
  
• andydougan
  
• laughinginyourface

shark_energy, laughinginyourface, and kevin_keegans_perm are never on. andydougan, kramer_vs_kramer, and cowtipper don't seem to be around that often either. The rest are around, so help me kick these ****ers into gear.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic **** of revenge all over Canada.

kaufman

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

DanEvilBig

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Poop.

So... kane, kauffy, and danny can vote for themselves? That's cool.