After the amount of positive feeback I've recently received on this series, I've decided to make a thread. There'll be more to come, trust me.

Who Robbed Bigfrank? (1) by BigFrank105 4-16-05

Greetings, Mr. Frank. I am Detective Douche and I'm going to investigate the burglary of your house. Oh, don't worry about it. It's been taken care of. SILENCE! LET ME DO MY WORK! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to question suspicious people. Suspicious people? Oops. Did I say suspicious people? I mean to say black people. How nice of you.

Who Robbed Bigfrank? (2) by BigFrank105 4-16-05

You! Rabid_Weasle! Tell me what you know about the robbery of Bigfrank's house! I don't know anything, except I did NOT rape his dog! Alright, that's all I needed to know. Good, because I'll have you know that I did NOT rape his dog! Nope, not at all! Raping dogs is SO not my thing! Why? Did you rape his dog or something? Well, I'm pretty sure he wanted it.

Who Robbed Bigfrank? (3) by BigFrank105 4-16-05

Boinky! I'm investigating a robbery! Tell me what you know! What kind of robbery? A robbery of a certain "Big Frank". OH MY GOD! What? THEY STOLE BOORITE'S PENIS?

Who Robbed Bigfrank? (4) by BigFrank105 4-16-05

Dcomposed, did you rob Bigfrank's house? No. I did set fire to a busload of children. Isn't that murder? Nah, most of the little bastards deserved it.

Who Robbed Bigfrank? (5) by BigFrank105 4-16-05

CHUBBY, do you know who robbed Bigfrank 2 weeks ago? Yes I do! Really? Who? George W. Bush! He's robbing all of America of its values and its hard earned money! He's evil! Don't you have anything better to say? Crabby fucks his daughter.

Who Robbed Bigfrank? (6) by BigFrank105 4-17-05

Hey Ivy, would you happen to know who robbed the residence of Bigfrank? Yeah, all my coworkers at Wal-Mart plotted against him and stole his stuff. Go kill 'em all. 20 minutes later... DIE YOU SONS A BITCHES! I'LL HAVE YOUR NUTS FOR ROBBING FRANK'S HOUSE! AIEEEE!!! 20 more minutes later... Hey! I didn't find any evidence on your coworkers! You lied to me! I know. I just wanted to see them die.

Who Robbed Bigfrank? (7) by BigFrank105 4-17-05

Zaster! Did you rob Bigfrank's house? Uh... Probably. Wuh? Why "probably"? I got drunk as hell recently on 3 bottles of Jim Beam. God only knows what I did in the past few days. On that same note, you have muffler sticking out of your ass. Actually, I put that there before I got drunk.

Who Robbed Bigfrank? (8) by BigFrank105 4-17-05

(Goddam this is getting old) Hey fuck, did you rob Frank's house 2 weeks ago? no i didnt but i did robb somthin tho! You did!? What did you steal! YOR MOMS VIRGINITY, YUO HOAR! NOW BEND THA FCUK OVER, BTICH!!!

Who Robbed Bigfrank? (9) by BigFrank105 4-17-05

Hey crabby, I'm investigating a robbery. You heard anything? Nope. Sorry, detective. So, are those rumors about you and your daughter... GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN!

Who Robbed Bigfrank? (10) by BigFrank105 4-18-05

Salutations, fuzzy! You wouldn't happen to know information concerning a robbery, would you? Actually, no. I've been busy all week planning my sex change. You're getting a sex change? Yup! The change is that I'm going to actually start having sex!

I have plenty of sex. Why do you think we have cats?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

That's some of your best work there, mister.

Here's two more for ya. Number 11 is actually a tribute to Inflate's series "Who Popped Inflatable_Man?"

Who Robbed Bigfrank? (11) by BigFrank105 4-18-05

Inflatable_Man, I'm investigating a robbery. Can you tell me anything? Hey, you look nothing like your picture! DIE! DIE! DIE! Hahahahahaha...

Who Robbed Bigfrank? (12) by BigFrank105 4-18-05

Shank! I have reason to believe that you robbed Frank's house! What the hell? Why? NO FURTHER QUESTIONS! You're under arrest, buddy! Admit it, Detective! The only reason you're arresting me is because I think I'm black!

See? I knew your house got robbed for a reason! So you would make me laugh with a new set of strips!

:-D

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

This series kicks ass.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Loved it. I'm going to start reading your comics again. If this keeps up, there may be a spot for you on my favorites.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Here's another one. I've run dry out of ideas for a while, but I should have a few more up within the next few days.

And thanks to everyone out there for you support!

Who Robbed Bigfrank? (13) by BigFrank105 4-19-05

Excuse me, Externalization. I'm terribly sorry to bother you, but have you heard anything about a robbery? Robbery? Shit!!! Um... I mean... uh... No sir, no info here. Thank you, sir. Sorry about bothering you. Uh, Detective? Don't you think that guy looked like the criminal type? No. He didn't look Arabian to me.

Yeah that's right, and the dog loved it!

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Poop.

Your best stuff yet. You've got to get choadwarrior in there, though.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Who Robbed Bigfrank? (14) by BigFrank105 4-20-05

Hey, choad! I'm just investigating a robbery. Can I ask what you have been doing all day? Aw man, I've just been celebrating the holiday, if ya know what I mean! Oh... You're "celebrating" National Pot Day, huh? No, I'm celebrating Hitler's Birthday. Wanna help me kill some Jews?

I'm not really sure that captures my essence. But then again the only thing that does is the gym sock under my bed.

BigFrank used the wrong character to represent you. Everyone knows its blonde briefcase man.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

The role of choad was played by Andy Dougan.

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Poop.

Or that pot-smoking anti-semite mmyers.

Dangit, I knew I had screwed up on that one somehow.

It's all better now.

Who Robbed Bigfrank? (15) by BigFrank105 4-21-05

Chicka, Bigfrank was robbed 2 weeks ago. You know anything? Why the fuck would I care about some stupid ass getting robbed? His stuff sucks anyway. Well, it's... Wait a minute! How do you know about the kind of stuff he has? I don't, I just figure it's the same stuff that's available on a street corner. Kind of like you on a Friday night? No, kind of like your Dad when he's drunk.

I love it!
I like the character you chose to represent me, too. Though, for the record, a lot of people do think I look Arabian. Particularly the soldiers at Hanscom Air Force Base and the security guards at Logan Airport. :-/
Damn the man!

I enjoyed this so much, I made a homage for you:

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I made these two recently. Sorry bout the delay. Don't worry, I'll be tying up the series as soon as I figure out a half-assed ending.

Who Robbed Bigfrank? (16) by BigFrank105 4-21-05

I can't belief it, Officer Durp. After racially profiling 14 strippers, I can't seem to find who robbed Bigfrank's house! Here, this note was dropped off at our station a coupla hours ago. It says "I robbed Bigfrank's house, dipshit, come and find me. Sincerely, possums" "P.S. You can find me at the Haunted Mansion." Wow... I wonder who it's from? A pissed off marsupial, I would imagine. We may need Steve Irwin for this one.

Who Robbed Bigfrank? (18) by BigFrank105 4-27-05

Meanwhile... Spankling! I need your help! It'll cost ya. My medical bills were way too high last time. Er, not with that. I'm tracking down a thief and I need some backup! Sure thing, detective! I always got your back! Yeah, you tend to do that a lot. Just let me change into my "bad cop" uniform.

Who Robbed Bigfrank? (17) by BigFrank105 4-27-05

Haha! I've stolen all of Bigfrank's stuff and the dumbass police force can't do anything about it! Not so fast, possums! Huh, what? Niteowl! How did you find me? I just simply followed the trail of Bigfrank's merchandise to your hiding spot! Dammit, how many dildos did I drop? Not many. Ol' Frank likes em big, it seems.

Not bad, frank. Not bad at all.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Shut up and DANCE!

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

This series is awesome! I wanted to see them all before saying so, but I couldn't resist...

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Good series!

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.