I just got 4 teeth pulled. The part were they pumped me full of drugs was cool, though. I dont hurt too much anymore, but the swelling sucks. Maybe I'll post a pic later of my huge head.

Love,
Ewwwww

PS: Negros Steal

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

wasn't your head always huge?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You came back after 3 months away to tell us this?

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Poop.

Ewwwww.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

NIce little PS there...lol

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I dumb :D

flipynif1 has broken my retardometer.

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Dad was flammable

Actually, they grind.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I had all four of mine pulled recently. The worst thing, worse than the pain, the 38 needles in my gum, or anything else, was trying to smoke a cigarette with a numb face...

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

One of mine's been giving me shit for about a week now. The right side of my face throbs and is kinda swollen looking, hurts to touch, hurts to chew, swallow, talk and breathe. But I'm not one to complain.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

I had five. Four regular ones and one little baby wisdom tooth stuck up in my jaw that he had to dig out. And people wonder why I'm deathly afraid of dentists.

Oh and the dentist who took my wisdom teeth out was on Payne St. I should have guessed.

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I has a flavor!

Welcome back Ewwwww, you saucy boy.

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It's grime time.

When the aliens of Tau Ceti interfered in human evolution, they enlarged the human cranium and reduced the size or our jaws, but forgot to reduce the number of teeth correspondingly. Bastards.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Should I mention that I only had one? And I didn't even have it taken out til I was 25 and that was only a preventative measure since it gave no indication of moving anywhere.

But to make you feel better, my grandmother had all four of hers out Christmas Day a couple years ago. She's 94.

I don't know what's more amazing, her for having all of her adult teeth or finding a dentist in the Midwest that would work on Christmas.

ORIN
When I was younger, just a bad little kid
My mama noticed funny things I did
Like shooting puppies with a B.B. gun
I'd poison guppies and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said

CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON
What did she say?

ORIN
She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay

You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causing things pain
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success

CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON
Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!
Watch him suck up that gas!
Oh, my god!
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?
Oh that hurts!
I'm not numb!

ORIN
Oh, shut up. Open wide. here I come!
I am your dentist

CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON
Goodness gracious!

ORIN
And I enjoy the career that I picked
I am your dentist

CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON
Fitting braces

ORIN
And I get off on the pain I inflict
When I start extracting those molars
You girls will be screaming like holy rollers

CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON
Dentist!

ORIN
And though it may cause my patients distress
Somewhere in heaven above me, I know that my mama's proud of me
'Cause I'm a dentist- and a success
Say ah! Now spit.

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woof

I never had any problems with wisdom teeth.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

arbi doesn't have wisdom teeth. He has stupid teeth.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

My girlfriend has to have all four of hers out, the problem is that each of them is wedged up against a nerve, and if the dentist makes the tiniest slip she will lose all feeling in one side of her face for six months, possibly even permanently (or both sides if she has them all done at once). There aren't any dentists in the entire state willing to try either, only two are qualified at the level required, and neither of them want to be responsible. The only option is to fly interstate and risk it, or wait until they're right through (which could take years).

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

I have only one giving me problems, same thing with the nerves and the facial paralysis. My dentist won't do it, he's referring me to someone else. Problem is I can't wait for it to grow through because the bloody thing is lying down! I'm not looking forward to the pain, expense and possible side effects =(

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

I have one wisdom tooth and it's grown in already. I was born without 4 teeth in my adult set, so it serves as one of the molars that didn't grow back.

Envy me.

Yes, that means I have less teeth in my mouth. Let the head jokes begin.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

You think you people have it rough? I have a set of largish tusks growing out of my face like some kind of flippin' wart-hog. If I don't gnaw tree bark constantly the doctor says they'll soon curve around and stab into my brain. Screw you and your petty gripes!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.