I've thought about it all day, and I can't come up with a suitable topic for this contest. Therefore, I'm going to open it up to the masses:

The first person to reply to this message gets to decide the theme.

I'll still do the judging, which will be by the end of Wednesday the 13th, but I'm not going to pick the subject. The person who does decide the subject is still eligible to compete in the contest.

I will give one rule: someone in the strip must make a derogatory reference to someone's mom (his/her own, the other character's, someone else completely, doesn't matter whose). Someone bail me out here, and then everyone bring the funny!

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

The theme could be the blue guy from Kaddar gets bitten by a rabied dog. You have to send in a series for this one. Then he becomes a superhero dressed as a dog. He has to do something in between the origin and the idea-I'm going to be a superhero.

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

should be an easy one to judge

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what if nigger meant kite

i was going to suggest a punning contest if i was first, so fatguy's idea is probably less painful

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what if nigger meant kite

You sure about that? I mean, this way kaufman doesn't win by divine right, but...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

You sure about that? I mean, this way kaufman doesn't win by divine right, but...

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sure, it would be good fun. and its not like punning prowess is the sort of thing you can be too proud of anyway. its more of a sickness you take one day at a time

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what if nigger meant kite

All right, folks. There you have it. This contest is about a superhero dressed as a dog. Get those strips and/or series in here, and remember to have somebody dissing someone's mom.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

I love that OmniMarconi managed to about a hundred times as much funny into one panel as biped got in fifteen.

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

biped wins. I swear to god fatguy, that topic has "biped" written all over it.

I will give biped all due credit for making what is his usual standard of comic, which is pretty darn good I reckon. However, he doesn't have anyone insulting someone's mother. He has a mother, he has her life threatened, but no one insulting her. Hopefully for his sake that's not instant disqualification...so BigFrank I wouldn't say he wins automatically. Plus mine is pretty funny too, I know I'm biased a bit but I'm not going to lie. If biped wins he certainly earned it, but it's not a shoe-in by any means.

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

I appreciate the sentiment, Omni. Although I would say that threatening your mother's life constitues an insult. Anyway, it's up to habnem to decide, so...

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Hey, the topic makers allowed to enter, right?

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This is the next day after a nights sleep.

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Oh yeah, the hero is Dogman.
His alter ego is the blue guy from kaddar, and he's called Jimmy Spitfire. Sorry you can't view the hero Habnem. you've got to click the link to view him.

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

OMG... So perfect.

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what if nigger meant kite

Here's mine

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I am El Nino, for those of you who don't habla espanol, El Nino is spanish for........ The Nino! -Chris Farley

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I totally made that up all by myself. None of it was taken from any other source.

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

One day left (actually, probably two as I have a TMBG show to go to tomorrow night).

No offense to the largely good entrants thus far, but does anyone I've heard of want to enter?

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

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Sorry I couldn't think of something better for a derogatory mom reference. And that it's not a series. Whatever, I just hate fatguy667.

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yeah thats all i can come up with... i just joined this site today....

Wow. I'm blown away by the sheer number of entries (10). Next time I'll not pick a cooler subject.

OmniMarconi67 and possums get props, but mandingo gets to judge the next contest. w00t, or something.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Curses! Foiled again! Although it's just as well, this way mandingo will keep Burt Reynolds's penis covered.

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.