I've thought about it all day, and I can't come up with a suitable topic for this contest. Therefore, I'm going to open it up to the masses:

The first person to reply to this message gets to decide the theme.

I'll still do the judging, which will be by the end of Wednesday the 13th, but I'm not going to pick the subject. The person who does decide the subject is still eligible to compete in the contest.

I will give one rule: someone in the strip must make a derogatory reference to someone's mom (his/her own, the other character's, someone else completely, doesn't matter whose). Someone bail me out here, and then everyone bring the funny!

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

The theme could be the blue guy from Kaddar gets bitten by a rabied dog. You have to send in a series for this one. Then he becomes a superhero dressed as a dog. He has to do something in between the origin and the idea-I'm going to be a superhero.

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

should be an easy one to judge

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what if nigger meant kite

i was going to suggest a punning contest if i was first, so fatguy's idea is probably less painful

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what if nigger meant kite

You sure about that? I mean, this way kaufman doesn't win by divine right, but...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

You sure about that? I mean, this way kaufman doesn't win by divine right, but...

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sure, it would be good fun. and its not like punning prowess is the sort of thing you can be too proud of anyway. its more of a sickness you take one day at a time

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what if nigger meant kite

All right, folks. There you have it. This contest is about a superhero dressed as a dog. Get those strips and/or series in here, and remember to have somebody dissing someone's mom.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

CC 288: DOGGY-MAN BEGINS 1 by biped 7-09-05

BEEP-BEEP! Me name Donnie! HERE COME DONNIE! VROOM! VROOM! GRRRRRRR!!! OWW-EEEE!!! BAD DOGGY BITED DONNIE!!! WAAAA!!! HA HA HA! *sniff* Me's BO-BO hurts! Bad doggy bited Donnie's BO-BO! I'm afraid that's not all that's wrong with your "bo-bo", Donnie. That dog had rabies. AND -- he was radioactive.

CC 288: DOGGY-MAN BEGINS 2 by biped 7-09-05

Me's bo-bo still hurts, Mommy! *sniff* Me needs puppy-kissies and sucky-snugglies! AWWWWW! Come to Mommy, widdle snookums! SSSUUUCCK!!! *smack* Oo's taste funny, Mommy! Huh? Must be my new prescription. Don't worry, sweety-pie, it won't affect you. WOOF-WOOF, Mommy! GAAAAAAAA!!! SNOOKUMS!!!

CC 288: DOGGY-MAN BEGINS 3 by biped 7-09-05

DONNIE TURN INTO DOGGY, MISTER DOCTOR-MAN! "SUPER-POWERED" DOGGY, that is! The combination of rabies, radioactivity, and your Mother's herpes medication have created a FREAK OF SCIENCE! WAAAAA-HAAAAA!!! DONNIE NOT WANT BE SCIENCE FREAK!!! WAAAAAA!!! Awww, don't cry, little doggy. Look -- I'm a funny clown. DONNIE SCARED OF CLOWNS!!! CLOWNS MAKE DONNIE CRY!!! WAAAAAAA!!! THAT DOES IT! I'M SICK OF ANTI-CLOWN INTOLERANCE! I'M GOING TO DESTROY THE WORLD!

CC 288: DOGGY-MAN BEGINS 4 by biped 7-09-05

DIE!!! EVERYBODY DIE!!! FEEL THE MERCILESS WRATH OF BO-ZOR THE TERRIBLE!!! But...if him kill everybody...him kill...MOMMY! DONNIE-DOG STOP BAD CLOWN! What...what's happening to me? DONNIE-DOG USE NEW MIND POWERS TO MAKE BAD CLOWN TURN INTO NICE KITTY CAT! Meow, meow! DONNIE-DOG SAVE WORLD AND MOMMY! FROM NOW ON, DONNIE-DOG USE POWERS TO PROTECT WORLD AND MOMMY!

CC 288: DOGGY-MAN BEGINS 5 by biped 7-09-05

...and so, once again, the world has been saved from destruction by the mysterious... DOGGY-MAN! ME DON -- I mean, ME DOGGY-MAN! ME SAVE YOU, MOMMY! DONNIE! A NEW SUPER-FOE IS THREATENING TO DESTROY THE WORLD...AND ME! HURRY, MOMMY! ME NEED SPECIAL SUCKY-SNUGGLIES...TURN INTO DOGGY-MAN! "DOGGY-MAN!!! MIGHTY GUARDIAN OF THE UNIVERSE!!! FIGHTING A NEVERENDING BATTLE AGAINST EVIL...FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY!!!" AND MOMMY!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Dogman sucks

Hey, did you hear about that new superhero Dogman? He's the lamest superhero I've ever heard of, he's just a dog in a cape. What kind of bullshit is that? Yeah, and to top it off his mom is a real bitch!

by OmniMarconi67, 7-09-05

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

I love that OmniMarconi managed to about a hundred times as much funny into one panel as biped got in fifteen.

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

biped wins. I swear to god fatguy, that topic has "biped" written all over it.

I will give biped all due credit for making what is his usual standard of comic, which is pretty darn good I reckon. However, he doesn't have anyone insulting someone's mother. He has a mother, he has her life threatened, but no one insulting her. Hopefully for his sake that's not instant disqualification...so BigFrank I wouldn't say he wins automatically. Plus mine is pretty funny too, I know I'm biased a bit but I'm not going to lie. If biped wins he certainly earned it, but it's not a shoe-in by any means.

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

I appreciate the sentiment, Omni. Although I would say that threatening your mother's life constitues an insult. Anyway, it's up to habnem to decide, so...

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Hey, the topic makers allowed to enter, right?

This is the next day after a nights sleep.

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

Oh yeah, the hero is Dogman.
His alter ego is the blue guy from kaddar, and he's called Jimmy Spitfire. Sorry you can't view the hero Habnem. you've got to click the link to view him.

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

OMG... So perfect.

CC288: the incident that made the justice league a dry house by mandingo 7-10-05

hello, Brown Death. it's been a long time is it really Rex Roofer, my old pal! *hic* how's you doin? how's your mom doin? *hic* won't ask who she's doin! have a pretty good idea about that! every level 1 superhero from here to Shreveport! GRRRR got my robe caught in your teeth there, Rex! boy, you can undress a man almost as fast as your mother! *hic* you know it was just called 'goin in from behind' until your mother hit puberty? grrrr my bone always found a way into her mouth too, Rex!

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what if nigger meant kite

Here's mine

DogBoy by Studcake 7-10-05

I have you now DogBoy, for I know your weakness, I have the girl! Not so fast , dog transformation, NOW! OH MY GOD HE'S BITING MY DICK ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Get em' DogBoy!

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I am El Nino, for those of you who don't habla espanol, El Nino is spanish for........ The Nino! -Chris Farley

Comic Competition Part 1 by mrpoop 7-11-05

In A.D. 2101, war was beginning. What happen? Somebody set up us the bomb. We get signal. What Stay tuned... Main screen turn on. It's you

Comic Competition Part 2 by mrpoop 7-11-05

How are you gentlemen. All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. What you say You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha Ha Ha Ha. Oh no! What will happen?? Captain...

Comic Competition Part 3 by mrpoop 7-11-05

Take off every 'Zig'. You know what you doing. Move 'Zig'. For great justice. Your mom's a whore.

I totally made that up all by myself. None of it was taken from any other source.

family sucks by qwertyuio 7-11-05

Shoo doggie, go home! Uh Grandma, it's me Timmy. Oh goodness, you've been bitten by a rabid dog and now you are a crime-fighting dogboy! Are you taking you're meds Grandma? Because I don't know what you're talking about. Well then you're just ugly then. I blame your rat-faced tramp of a mother. I don't know what your daddy ever saw in her anyway. Uh you do know that you're my maternal grandmother, right?

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

One day left (actually, probably two as I have a TMBG show to go to tomorrow night).

No offense to the largely good entrants thus far, but does anyone I've heard of want to enter?

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

CC288: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? What the fuck IS it? by lima 7-12-05

For yer mum's sake just let me call myself 'Dog', c'mon i've got a world to save No Mr. Russell, branding is important. We've had Cat Woman and Bat Man, we need another animal and another gender! But there aren't any other genders, unless... oh no... no no no... Thats it! I think we've got it! Yes! Its the flying dog! Jack Russell Genderqueer will save us! Jack what?!?!

CC 288: ending the sentence by possums 7-13-05

Momma Douchebag, Fooflefart bit my crotch. Oh no! That's terrible! How are you feeling now? My crotch is bleeding profusely and I'm probably going to be in a horrible mood. Well why didn't you say so before? I'll get the midol.

Sorry I couldn't think of something better for a derogatory mom reference. And that it's not a series. Whatever, I just hate fatguy667.

Contest - Dogman I by Jigaboo 7-13-05

Sooo.... what do we have here? My bird was birdnapped.... i need you to find out who it was and all that nifty super hero stuff.... INSIDE THE HOUSE!!! omg what a tastey bird.... WHOS THAT?... is that really?!?!?! OH BANANAS.... its dogman!!! if only i chose to be a shoe... then i wouldnt be in this mess... WHY DID I HAVE TO BE A BIRDCAGE?!?! WHY?!?!

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Contest - Dogman II by Jigaboo 7-13-05

C YA!!! Well what do we have here??? How did it go?? I ate the bird but Dogman is on the case

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Contest - Dogman III by Jigaboo 7-13-05

Did you have a Cat by any chance? Yes... i did.... but he just left to go meet his other cats friends.... but all they do there is talk about how they eat birds and stuff!!! your a friggin moron.... The secret hideout for evil cats is that way!!!! ONCE AGAIN DOG MAN SAVES THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Crap... Get in the Car!!

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yeah thats all i can come up with... i just joined this site today....

Wow. I'm blown away by the sheer number of entries (10). Next time I'll not pick a cooler subject.

OmniMarconi67 and possums get props, but mandingo gets to judge the next contest. w00t, or something.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Curses! Foiled again! Although it's just as well, this way mandingo will keep Burt Reynolds's penis covered.

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.