I'm not a treckie, i only liked the wrath of khan movie wise but this guy was a geek cults icon.

I think we need star trek characters here anyway, they could make some funny comics. SNL and In Living Colour skits were great.

SCOTTY! by flipynif1 7-20-05

Captains Log; Stardate 192asd6333...3...3..3 The planet.....borks inhabitant. ...are a voilent and cruel... .species...spock...dead....must...escape FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SCOTTY!! BEAM ME UP!!! I'm going as fast as I can Cap'n! I canna push the Dylytheum Crystals any more!! Oh.....My GOD!! HURRY SCOTTY!! HERE THEY COME!! AHHHHH!!! Alrrright Cap'n, but don't say I dinna warrn ya. James Doohan (Scotty) Born: some year, Died Today. Scotty, you....pushed.... the dylytheum... crystals... too hard, Bones gimme a reading! He's dead Jim.

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I dumb :D

James Doohan (1920-2005) by mandingo 7-20-05

GRARARARRRWR! beam me up, Mr. Scott GRARARARRRWR! GRARARARRRWR! Scotty, now would be the perfect time explanation, Mr. Scott captain, I can’t change the laws of physics!

sad day

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what if nigger meant kite

A Tribute To James Doohan by biped 7-20-05

SCOTTY! IS THE TRANSPORTER REPAIRED YET? EMERGENCY! WE NEED TO BEAM UP NOW! THIS PLANET'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE! Oh, AYE! She's jury-rigged up a real treat (HIC!) Beamin' ye oop faster 'n' ah kin fahrt "Lum Hat Wantin' The Croon"! (FRRRT!) Scotty, you BASTARD! I'll GET you for this, you ALKY DICKHEAD!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Miracle Worker by BigEvilDan 7-20-05

Greetings, drunken hobo. Urinated on anything interesting today? I'm no hobo. I'm Star Trek's James Doohan. That's impossible. They said on the news that you were dead. Not true. At the last minute, I ran the dilithium crystals through a subspace field and inverted the Bussard collectors, uploading my brain into this body. I don't think dilithium crystals actually exist. In fact, I'm pretty sure everything you just said is complete gibberish. Look laddie, which one of us is the starship engineer here?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

You Will Be Missed, Mr. Scott (cue the bagpipes) by Splunge 7-20-05

Name. Rank. And explanation of where you were when Scotty died.. James... T... Kirk... Admiral... retired... Scotty... was... in.... the... engine... room... I... insisted... that... he... give.... me... more... power... You do realize that Scotty was suffering from Alzheimers and he had a severe heart condition, right? He... was... my... chief... engineer... it... was... his... job... No, you kidnapped him from his family and forced him to work in the engine room. You are formally charged with his death...You have the right to remain silent... Yeah... right... as... if... I... could...ever...shut...up...Spock? Spock?

Nothing but love to Jimmy D and his family.

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Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.

I salute Scotty and James Doohan. He will be fondly remembered by me and millions of fans all over the place. I am certain that he will be beamed up to a better place.

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It's grime time.

James Montgomery Doohan 1920-2005 by Boritom 7-20-05

Sad news today, as Star Trek fans the world over mourn the passing of James Doohan. The actor, born in 1920, was immortalized as the chief engineer of the mighty Starship Enterprise. Doohan had been suffering from Alzheimers disease in recent years, and finally succumbed to pnemonia early this morning. Many Trek fans were quoted as saying, "For the love of Christ, take that blowhard Shatner, not our beloved Scotty! Oh the humanity!"

Dammit... I lost the pool AGAIN!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

The Best Diplomat I Know Is A Fully Activated Phaser Bank by ookitarepanda 7-20-05

Yesterday, a great man named James Doohan passed away. Some of you knew him as Scotty from Star Trek. Where would we be without James Doohan? Maybe the Allies would have lost the war. Or maybe Star Trek wouldn't have been as popular. A young Arnold Schwarzenegger as Scotty? Nein, we haven't got the powah captain. I think I just got the shivers. I think I felt something warm in my pants.

Poor guy...

He did have a kid at 80 though. That was impressive.

Let me toss in this oldie-but-goodie ...

Blooper Reel by kaufman 5-15-01

Dammit, Jim, I'm gonna kill Scotty when we get beamed back up. Never mind that, Bones, Yeoman Rand is toast. This wouldn't have happened if she'd washed our other uniforms so we didn't have to wear red! And wait till Spock gets a load of us. His pointy ears aren't so big any more, are they! Uh, Bones, I'm sorry, but this is my contractual obligation ... No, Jim, you can't! Sorry, Bones, you know the rules, I get to seduce the hot alien-looking creature.

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