Welcome to this installment of BTC. The rules are:

1) No photoshopped entries
2) You can change anything in the first two panels, but only poses and/or the background in the last.
3) Funny is good
4) You can make a series with up to two different strips, as long as the third one ends like in the template

Speaking of the template, here it is:
[Click to view comic: 'BTC 35: Template']

I'll judge this in a week.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

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In my own defence this is the 6th day I've been at work in a row, with shifts ranging from 8am to 10pm, I've had a stomach bug the whole time, haven't eaten in 24 hours and I've busted my arm so I'm on strong painkillers and couldn't sleep last night.

You said funny is good, not essential...

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 35: I am so going to Hell.']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

quote:

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In my own defence this is the 6th day I've been at work in a row, with shifts ranging from 8am to 10pm, I've had a stomach bug the whole time, haven't eaten in 24 hours and I've busted my arm so I'm on strong painkillers and couldn't sleep last night.

You said funny is good, not essential...

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[Click to view comic: 'There is no eric conspiracy btc35']

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woof

that first frame is comedy genius, arbi. comedy genius.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 35: men end days']

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'BTC #35: The End of You']

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 35 Zombonie']

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I dumb :D

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 35: I knew him...']

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Disclaimer: Sorry if some of my comics are offensive to somebody. They are created in a light-hearted mood and aren’t intended to hurt anyone.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 35: Captain Super Skin']
[Click to view comic: 'BTC 35: Captain Super Skin 2']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Judgement time is here:

Good entries all around.

injokester did a really nice try, but the top 3 looks like this

3rd place:
[Click to view comic: 'BTC 35: I am so going to Hell.']

For introducing a new problematic super hero.
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2nd place:
[Click to view comic: 'BTC 35 Zombonie']

Nice twist!
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And the winner and host of the next BTC is:

biped with these two little gems:

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 35: Captain Super Skin']
[Click to view comic: 'BTC 35: Captain Super Skin 2']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Thank you for helping to restore my will to live.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

No problem. Just let me know the next time you need some encouraging words, and I'll be right there with you at the Golden Gate Bridge shouting "jump, jump!"

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troelsea at gmail dot com

biped wins too much. i'm goin to kill him

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what if nigger meant kite

No.

See? There was a time when I would've put an exclamation point after that.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

at least its not a question mark

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what if nigger meant kite

I wrote this one too late. (I'm pretty good at that it seems) I don't care though

[Click to view comic: 'Unknown the killer']