lukket
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Judgement time is here:
Good entries all around.
injokester did a really nice try, but the top 3 looks like this
3rd place:
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| Golly Rascist Man! Who could have so atrociously murdered this hobo? | |
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| Using my powers of Super Racial Profiling, I'd say it must be the work of Professor Melanin, my arch nemesis and th only person who knows my secret identity! | |
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| Do you think he's still around? | |
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For introducing a new problematic super hero.
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2nd place:
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Another day, another murder. Zombie city, though, had other problems...
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| *blubber slobber crunchy sounds* | |
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| Dammit, just move into town and I already had to kill someone...gotta hide the body. | |
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| He found out my identity, it had to be done....yeah. The cops won't do a thing... yeah that's it. | |
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Nice twist!
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And the winner and host of the next BTC is:
biped with these two little gems:
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| And you say your new skin cream will take years off my appearance? | |
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| Yes, ma'am -- I mean, sir. "Captain Super Skin" skin cream is guaranteed. | |
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| Well then, ha-ha, I guess I'll try a bottle of it. What harm could it possibly do? | |
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| Great, ma'am -- I mean, sir. If you have any problems, just drop by the main office and ask for "Eric." | |
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| And you say your new skin cream will bring about a definite change in my appearance? | |
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| Yes, mommy -- I mean, ma'am. You won't recognize yourself after using "Captain Super Skin." | |
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| Well, give me a thousand bottles of it, then. I'll use them all at one time and really get some results. | |
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| Okay, mommy -- I mean, ma'am. If you have any adverse reactions or anything, just drop by the main office and ask for "Eric." | |
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--- troelsea at gmail dot com
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