Welcome to this installment of BTC. The rules are:

1) No photoshopped entries
2) You can change anything in the first two panels, but only poses and/or the background in the last.
3) Funny is good
4) You can make a series with up to two different strips, as long as the third one ends like in the template

Speaking of the template, here it is:

BTC 35: Template by lukket 8-02-05

Hi Eric! Oh no!

I'll judge this in a week.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

In my own defence this is the 6th day I've been at work in a row, with shifts ranging from 8am to 10pm, I've had a stomach bug the whole time, haven't eaten in 24 hours and I've busted my arm so I'm on strong painkillers and couldn't sleep last night.

You said funny is good, not essential...

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

BTC 35: I am so going to Hell. by HCRoyall 8-02-05

Golly Rascist Man! Who could have so atrociously murdered this hobo? Using my powers of Super Racial Profiling, I'd say it must be the work of Professor Melanin, my arch nemesis and th only person who knows my secret identity! Do you think he's still around? Hi, Eric! Oh No!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

quote:

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In my own defence this is the 6th day I've been at work in a row, with shifts ranging from 8am to 10pm, I've had a stomach bug the whole time, haven't eaten in 24 hours and I've busted my arm so I'm on strong painkillers and couldn't sleep last night.

You said funny is good, not essential...

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There is no eric conspiracy btc35 by arbi 8-02-05

wow you scared those rustlers right off. so what's your name stranger? my name isn't important roy. http://www.catb.org/~esr/ecsl/ Eric Conspiracy Secret Labs hi eric Oh no!

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woof

that first frame is comedy genius, arbi. comedy genius.

BTC 35: men end days by mandingo 8-02-05

what happened here? they did it. they really did it. they killed my wife who did? my sons. but they won't find me. not in this disguise Hi, Eric! Oh no!

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what if nigger meant kite

BTC #35: The End of You by doomedblue 8-03-05

I tell you! Beware my horrible #28 zombie Eric! It'll eat your face off! Thanks for the warning. Be careful! Not even you could defeat it! Thanks for the warning, I've got to go to a crime scene now. Hi Eric! Oh no!

BTC 35 Zombonie by flipynif1 8-04-05

Another day, another murder. Zombie city, though, had other problems... *blubber slobber crunchy sounds* Dammit, just move into town and I already had to kill someone...gotta hide the body. Brains He found out my identity, it had to be done....yeah. The cops won't do a thing... yeah that's it. Hi Eric! Oh No!

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I dumb :D

BTC 35: I knew him... by friendy 8-04-05

Poor Eric! I knew him, Horatio... How many times must I tell you, IT'S NOT ERIC, IT'S YORICK! Oops, sorry. Eric is the guy who will play his role. Ah, yes, nice confusion, haha, I only hope Terry will find him and bring him back before the dress rehearsal. Hi Eric! Oh no!

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Disclaimer: Sorry if some of my comics are offensive to somebody. They are created in a light-hearted mood and aren’t intended to hurt anyone.

BTC 35: Captain Super Skin by biped 8-04-05

And you say your new skin cream will take years off my appearance? Yes, ma'am -- I mean, sir. "Captain Super Skin" skin cream is guaranteed. Well then, ha-ha, I guess I'll try a bottle of it. What harm could it possibly do? Great, ma'am -- I mean, sir. If you have any problems, just drop by the main office and ask for "Eric." Hi Eric! Oh no!

BTC 35: Captain Super Skin 2 by biped 8-04-05

And you say your new skin cream will bring about a definite change in my appearance? Yes, mommy -- I mean, ma'am. You won't recognize yourself after using "Captain Super Skin." Well, give me a thousand bottles of it, then. I'll use them all at one time and really get some results. Okay, mommy -- I mean, ma'am. If you have any adverse reactions or anything, just drop by the main office and ask for "Eric." Hi Eric! Oh no!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Judgement time is here:

Good entries all around.

injokester did a really nice try, but the top 3 looks like this

3rd place:

BTC 35: I am so going to Hell. by HCRoyall 8-02-05

Golly Rascist Man! Who could have so atrociously murdered this hobo? Using my powers of Super Racial Profiling, I'd say it must be the work of Professor Melanin, my arch nemesis and th only person who knows my secret identity! Do you think he's still around? Hi, Eric! Oh No!

For introducing a new problematic super hero.
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2nd place:

BTC 35 Zombonie by flipynif1 8-04-05

Another day, another murder. Zombie city, though, had other problems... *blubber slobber crunchy sounds* Dammit, just move into town and I already had to kill someone...gotta hide the body. Brains He found out my identity, it had to be done....yeah. The cops won't do a thing... yeah that's it. Hi Eric! Oh No!

Nice twist!
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And the winner and host of the next BTC is:

biped with these two little gems:

BTC 35: Captain Super Skin by biped 8-04-05

And you say your new skin cream will take years off my appearance? Yes, ma'am -- I mean, sir. "Captain Super Skin" skin cream is guaranteed. Well then, ha-ha, I guess I'll try a bottle of it. What harm could it possibly do? Great, ma'am -- I mean, sir. If you have any problems, just drop by the main office and ask for "Eric." Hi Eric! Oh no!

BTC 35: Captain Super Skin 2 by biped 8-04-05

And you say your new skin cream will bring about a definite change in my appearance? Yes, mommy -- I mean, ma'am. You won't recognize yourself after using "Captain Super Skin." Well, give me a thousand bottles of it, then. I'll use them all at one time and really get some results. Okay, mommy -- I mean, ma'am. If you have any adverse reactions or anything, just drop by the main office and ask for "Eric." Hi Eric! Oh no!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Thank you for helping to restore my will to live.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

No problem. Just let me know the next time you need some encouraging words, and I'll be right there with you at the Golden Gate Bridge shouting "jump, jump!"

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troelsea at gmail dot com

biped wins too much. i'm goin to kill him

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what if nigger meant kite

No.

See? There was a time when I would've put an exclamation point after that.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

at least its not a question mark

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what if nigger meant kite

I wrote this one too late. (I'm pretty good at that it seems) I don't care though

Unknown the killer by RedfeatheR 8-10-05

Noone will EVER find me out! I will get away with crimes that will make even the hardest babies cry!!! I am the terror that flaps in the night!... I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3 am! I am UnknownEr-- *click* Hi Eric! Oh no!