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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Hi there. Nothing too cruel and unusual -- this one will be very simple, with plenty of leeway for creativity. So make sure to dot your eyes and cross your tees...

The rules:

  1. The title of each comic will consist of only one word *, and that word must begin with the letters cr.
  2. Each comic must in some way relate to its title.
  3. For best results, each comic ought to be funny.
  4. Judging will be in about a week.

* If you do a series, you may also designate the part number in the comic's title.

That's it ... go crazy!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

8-22-05 6:20pm (new)
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RedfeatheR
Part of it all, just like you.

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Crankingshaft by RedfeatheR
8-22-05
For less than a $1 a day, your sponsored child can benefit from quality education, school health and nutrition. Will you donate?
If you suck my ****!
... a little cranky panky?
...Cross pollination maybe?

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http://theWiNTERLEAF.us

8-22-05 10:31pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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cradle
the hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that
MORE BEERNUTS, BITCH!
  by mandingo, 8-22-05 

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what if ****** meant kite

8-22-05 11:46pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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CC 294: CRISIS! by biped
8-23-05
GUESS WHAT, Mom? I've got CRABS!!!
CRABS? OH MY GOD!!! Bill! BILL!!!
Come into the garage with me, son. Good cripes, I hope we have some of that kerosene left.
But, Dad -- won't that make my DICK AND BALLS hurt? (*CRINGE!*)
OWWWWW!!! SHIT, FUCK, AND PISS -- THAT FUCKING HURT, YOU CRAP-EATIN' --
Oh, shut the **** up. I didn't get laid till I was twenty-three, you crummy little *******.

CC 294: CRAMS! by biped
8-23-05
We membah of CREAN PRATE CRUB!!! We alway CREAN owah PRATE!!!
YAH!!! Dat becaw deh CHIRDREN STAHVING IN CHINA!!! But NOT US -- HA, HA!!!
HEY, WAITAH!!! Me want nice big bowl DOGGY CLAP!!! And some flesh CRAMS!!! Also covah in DOGGY CLAP!!!
Me want get FUCKED by doggy --get DOGGY CRAP!!! HA, HA, ME FUNNY!!! Me really want nice big bowl DOGGY CLAP, TOO!!!
HEY!!! Dese taste rike BAD CRAMS!!! Dis prace have no CRASS!!!
UH-OH!!! Waitah no get his CLANK BROAN!!! Him have to CHOKE SAME!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

8-23-05 4:13pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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CC 294: Cro by Rabid_Weasle
8-23-05
Remember that cartoon Cro that was on ABC in the mornings? What a pile of bull****.
Hahaha! It's true! It's so true! --HURK!--
Decicated to Walter Schwartzman, the only other person who remembers Cro.

I remembered why I stopped making comics...

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Poop.

8-23-05 6:32pm (new)
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BigFrank105
The Captain

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Cranberries by BigFrank105
8-23-05
This is the worst ****ing job ever.

I hope at least SOMEONE gets what I'm talking about.

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The Notorious Bigfrank

8-23-05 8:35pm (new)
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RedfeatheR
Part of it all, just like you.

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Cronhole by RedfeatheR
8-23-05
GIVE TOBOR "C"
"R"
"O"
"N"
ggggoooOOOO
CRONHO-- RRAAARRRR!!!! DAMIIIIIIIIT!!!! TOBAR CANNOT TEH SPEEEEEELLL!!

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http://theWiNTERLEAF.us

8-23-05 9:25pm (new)
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choadwarrior
Crash Magnet

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Cryogenics
Will we be freezing all of Mr. Disney?
No, he specifically told me in his will that all he ever wanted from me was a little head.
  by choadwarrior, 8-23-05 

8-23-05 10:21pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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Poop.

8-23-05 11:05pm (new)
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choadwarrior
Crash Magnet

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Cringe
So last night, my husband and I were bumping uglies...
I really can't imagine you two doing it any other way.
  by choadwarrior, 8-23-05 

Truth is stranger than fiction...this really happened today:

Crowdpleaser by choadwarrior
8-23-05
Okay, we have a special guest speaker today, and if you don't already know him, let me tell you a few things...He is the funniest guy at the main office.
He is a non-stop laugh riot. You never know where his next joke is going to come from. I'm sure he'll keep us all entertained, so here he is!
Today I'm going to talk about child abuse.

8-23-05 11:31pm (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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Someone was going to do it...

Crabby.
I DO NOT SUCK DICK!
  by UnknownEric, 8-24-05 

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I has a flavor!

8-24-05 10:33am (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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critoris
find it aready!
  by mandingo, 8-24-05 

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what if ****** meant kite

8-24-05 10:53am (new)
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attitudechicka
is never bored.

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CC 294: Crap
You called, boss?
Gia, could you get me another cup of coffee? I'm really tired today.
  by attitudechicka, 8-24-05 

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Mediocrity at its most average.

8-24-05 11:41am (new)
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attitudechicka
is never bored.

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CC 294: Creative by attitudechicka
8-24-05
Are you adding laxitives to Joe's coffee?!?
Oh, like you haven't thought about it.
It's not that. You see, this is Karen's coffee...

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Mediocrity at its most average.

8-24-05 11:46am (new)
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attitudechicka
is never bored.

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CC 294: Credit
Who put laxatives in this coffee?
Gia did it. It was all her idea. I had nothing to do with it. It was all Gia's doing.
  by attitudechicka, 8-24-05 

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Mediocrity at its most average.

8-24-05 11:51am (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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CC 294: Cro by Rabid_Weasle
8-23-05
Remember that cartoon Cro that was on ABC in the mornings? What a pile of bull****.
Hahaha! It's true! It's so true! --HURK!--
Decicated to Walter Schwartzman, the only other person who remembers Cro.

I remembered why I stopped making comics...


Wasn't that show called "Cro" because it was short for cro-magnon?

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I don't do enough pointless stuff.

8-24-05 1:23pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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Hmmm... that may be why I can find to record of it on the internet.

Either way it's still a big pile of bull****.

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Poop.

8-24-05 2:13pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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crematorium by mandingo
8-25-05
really, i just need some sun, that's all

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what if ****** meant kite

8-25-05 2:25pm (new)
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Tterb
doesn't even try anymore.

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CC 294: Cracker. by Tterb
8-25-05

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horray for life. boo.

8-25-05 3:19pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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Crunk by Drexle
8-25-05
The positronic converter is almost complete. I just need that one special ingredient... Assistant! It is time! Time to get.....
chicka chicka chicka boom-clap chicka chicka chicka boom-clap
WooowoOoOoo!!!! Let's get this party goin' on!!!! Underground!!! ((**DANCING!!**))
((**DANCING!!**))
**THUD**
...a new assistant.

8-25-05 3:37pm (new)
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arbi
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Element Cr 294:Cribtonight by arbi
8-24-05
what she said
hey baby, you wanna come back to my crib tonight?
what he heard
bla bla bla Kryptonite!
omg. lame! but it's for a contest
 ?! 
Arghghghhghghgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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woof

8-25-05 3:47pm (new)
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IHMAWTD
Stripcreator Newbie

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CC 294: Creation by IHMAWTD
8-25-05
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, a, start.
Hey it worked!
Ok, I'm back from the dead and all, but I can't feel the left side of my body.
Let me guess, you forgot to press B.

8-25-05 6:24pm (new)
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attitudechicka
is never bored.

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CC 294: Crass by attitudechicka
8-26-05
Hey do you think you can make it to this event that is three weeks away?
Well, I don't know, maybe if you had given me more notice...
I don't think that I can get that day off work, maybe had you told me a week ago.
Oh, my mistake. I thought you worked at an insurance company, not a Nazi concentration camp.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

8-26-05 7:04am (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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CC 294: CRITTERS! by biped
8-26-05
Boy, I sure do miss Hambone!
HAMBONE? You ****ing BASTARD!
Hambone's m' name -- screwin' anything that moves is m' game!
Well, you ort to like it here on th' farm, little feller! There's PLENTY o' things to screw!

CC 294: CRISWELL! by biped
8-26-05
"My friends -- the story I'm about to tell you is based on SWORN TESTIMONY! Can you PROVE it DIDN'T HAPPEN?"
MOMMY! CHANNEL 87 IS SHOWING "PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE"!
That's nice, honey, but I -- HOLY SHIT!!! THAT CRISWELL IS FUCKING HOT!!! UHHHNNNNN-GOWAAAAH!!!
You mean the dumpy-looking man with the funny hairdo who says silly things?
FROM NOW ON YOU LIVE IN THE GARAGE WITH THE DOG, LITTLE MISSY! AND YOU DON'T EAT UNTIL YOU CLEAN OUT THE CAT BOX WITH YOUR TONGUE!
I HATE CRISWELL AND I HATE YOU MOMMY!!! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATEWAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAAAA!!!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

8-26-05 8:45pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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crayola by mandingo
8-26-05
Ronald, i love you, but i must break up with you
Jessica, why!
my father will never accept our love. he's from a different era
Jessica, this is love we're talking about! **** your father!
no, young man. **** YOU!

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what if ****** meant kite

8-26-05 11:25pm (new)
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