Hi there. Nothing too cruel and unusual -- this one will be very simple, with plenty of leeway for creativity. So make sure to dot your eyes and cross your tees...

The rules:

[list=1][*] The title of each comic will consist of only one word *, and that word must begin with the letters cr.
[*] Each comic must in some way relate to its title.
[*] For best results, each comic ought to be funny.
[*] Judging will be in about a week.[/list]

* If you do a series, you may also designate the part number in the comic's title.

That's it ... go crazy!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Crankingshaft by RedfeatheR 8-22-05

For less than a $1 a day, your sponsored child can benefit from quality education, school health and nutrition. Will you donate? If you suck my dick! ... a little cranky panky? ...Cross pollination maybe?

cradle

the hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that MORE BEERNUTS, BITCH!

by mandingo, 8-22-05

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what if nigger meant kite

CC 294: CRISIS! by biped 8-23-05

GUESS WHAT, Mom? I've got CRABS!!! CRABS? OH MY GOD!!! Bill! BILL!!! Come into the garage with me, son. Good cripes, I hope we have some of that kerosene left. But, Dad -- won't that make my DICK AND BALLS hurt? (*CRINGE!*) OWWWWW!!! SHIT, FUCK, AND PISS -- THAT FUCKING HURT, YOU CRAP-EATIN' -- Oh, shut the fuck up. I didn't get laid till I was twenty-three, you crummy little bastard.

CC 294: CRAMS! by biped 8-23-05

We membah of CREAN PRATE CRUB!!! We alway CREAN owah PRATE!!! YAH!!! Dat becaw deh CHIRDREN STAHVING IN CHINA!!! But NOT US -- HA, HA!!! HEY, WAITAH!!! Me want nice big bowl DOGGY CLAP!!! And some flesh CRAMS!!! Also covah in DOGGY CLAP!!! Me want get FUCKED by doggy --get DOGGY CRAP!!! HA, HA, ME FUNNY!!! Me really want nice big bowl DOGGY CLAP, TOO!!! HEY!!! Dese taste rike BAD CRAMS!!! Dis prace have no CRASS!!! UH-OH!!! Waitah no get his CLANK BROAN!!! Him have to CHOKE SAME!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 294: Cro by Rabid_Weasle 8-23-05

Remember that cartoon Cro that was on ABC in the mornings? What a pile of bullshit. Hahaha! It's true! It's so true! --HURK!-- Decicated to Walter Schwartzman, the only other person who remembers Cro.

I remembered why I stopped making comics...

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Poop.

Cranberries by BigFrank105 8-23-05

This is the worst fucking job ever.

I hope at least SOMEONE gets what I'm talking about.

Cronhole by RedfeatheR 8-23-05

GIVE TOBOR "C" "R" "O" "N" ggggoooOOOO CRONHO-- RRAAARRRR!!!! DAMIIIIIIIIT!!!! TOBAR CANNOT TEH SPEEEEEELLL!!

Cryogenics

Will we be freezing all of Mr. Disney? No, he specifically told me in his will that all he ever wanted from me was a little head.

by choadwarrior, 8-23-05

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Poop.

Cringe

So last night, my husband and I were bumping uglies... I really can't imagine you two doing it any other way.

by choadwarrior, 8-23-05

Truth is stranger than fiction...this really happened today:

Crowdpleaser by choadwarrior 8-23-05

Okay, we have a special guest speaker today, and if you don't already know him, let me tell you a few things...He is the funniest guy at the main office. He is a non-stop laugh riot. You never know where his next joke is going to come from. I'm sure he'll keep us all entertained, so here he is! Today I'm going to talk about child abuse.

Someone was going to do it...

Crabby.

I DO NOT SUCK DICK!

by UnknownEric, 8-24-05

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I has a flavor!

critoris

find it aready!

by mandingo, 8-24-05

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what if nigger meant kite

CC 294: Crap

You called, boss? Gia, could you get me another cup of coffee? I'm really tired today.

by attitudechicka, 8-24-05

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Mediocrity at its most average.

CC 294: Creative by attitudechicka 8-24-05

Are you adding laxitives to Joe's coffee?!? Oh, like you haven't thought about it. It's not that. You see, this is Karen's coffee...

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Mediocrity at its most average.

CC 294: Credit

Who put laxatives in this coffee? Gia did it. It was all her idea. I had nothing to do with it. It was all Gia's doing.

by attitudechicka, 8-24-05

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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CC 294: Cro by Rabid_Weasle 8-23-05

Remember that cartoon Cro that was on ABC in the mornings? What a pile of bullshit. Hahaha! It's true! It's so true! --HURK!-- Decicated to Walter Schwartzman, the only other person who remembers Cro.

I remembered why I stopped making comics...

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Hmmm... that may be why I can find to record of it on the internet.

Either way it's still a big pile of bullshit.

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Poop.

crematorium by mandingo 8-25-05

really, i just need some sun, that's all

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what if nigger meant kite

CC 294: Cracker. by Tterb 8-25-05

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horray for life. boo.

Crunk by Drexle 8-25-05

The positronic converter is almost complete. I just need that one special ingredient... Assistant! It is time! Time to get..... chicka chicka chicka boom-clap chicka chicka chicka boom-clap WooowoOoOoo!!!! Let's get this party goin' on!!!! Underground!!! ((**DANCING!!**)) ((**DANCING!!**)) **THUD** ...a new assistant.

Element Cr 294:Cribtonight by arbi 8-24-05

what she said hey baby, you wanna come back to my crib tonight? what he heard bla bla bla Kryptonite! omg. lame! but it's for a contest  ?!  Arghghghhghghgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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woof

CC 294: Creation by IHMAWTD 8-25-05

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, a, start. Hey it worked! Ok, I'm back from the dead and all, but I can't feel the left side of my body. Let me guess, you forgot to press B.

CC 294: Crass by attitudechicka 8-26-05

Hey do you think you can make it to this event that is three weeks away? Well, I don't know, maybe if you had given me more notice... I don't think that I can get that day off work, maybe had you told me a week ago. Oh, my mistake. I thought you worked at an insurance company, not a Nazi concentration camp.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

CC 294: CRITTERS! by biped 8-26-05

Boy, I sure do miss Hambone! HAMBONE? You fucking BASTARD! Hambone's m' name -- screwin' anything that moves is m' game! Well, you ort to like it here on th' farm, little feller! There's PLENTY o' things to screw!

CC 294: CRISWELL! by biped 8-26-05

"My friends -- the story I'm about to tell you is based on SWORN TESTIMONY! Can you PROVE it DIDN'T HAPPEN?" MOMMY! CHANNEL 87 IS SHOWING "PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE"! That's nice, honey, but I -- HOLY SHIT!!! THAT CRISWELL IS FUCKING HOT!!! UHHHNNNNN-GOWAAAAH!!! You mean the dumpy-looking man with the funny hairdo who says silly things? FROM NOW ON YOU LIVE IN THE GARAGE WITH THE DOG, LITTLE MISSY! AND YOU DON'T EAT UNTIL YOU CLEAN OUT THE CAT BOX WITH YOUR TONGUE! I HATE CRISWELL AND I HATE YOU MOMMY!!! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATEWAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAAAA!!!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

crayola by mandingo 8-26-05

Ronald, i love you, but i must break up with you Jessica, why! my father will never accept our love. he's from a different era Jessica, this is love we're talking about! fuck your father! no, young man. fuck YOU!

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what if nigger meant kite