an attempt to ingratiate myself with the locals by 25cents 9-19-05

aka 'Chess Physics'... King me. It ain't gonna king itself asshole. suck it up and just do it. What the fuck're you talking about?

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BuTtSeChZ

I don't get it. It would help if you had the mental capacity to understand the difference between checkers and chess, too.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Chess is just pretentious checkers with funny characters.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

that's the joke. you can't rightly...

if i have to explain a joke to you, then it ain't goddamned funny, now is it? maybe a basic understanding of humor might befit you - something i had assumed you had, coz i liked your comics. guess i just made an ass of you and i. (another joke, by the way - just pointing it out, in case you're an asshole on accident)

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BuTtSeChZ

i would stray from Cowboy Physics, as it is a bizarre joke to pull off properly.

stick with TOBOR and cornholing for now.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

I did a "Cowboys Revisited" set, and they never took off. I got a couple of good reviews on them but in the end they're not worth the time.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Try harder.

I got it. And I'm positive had this come out when the cowboy joke was fresh it would have been smiled at.

That is all.

No wait!

Semen.

'k, that is all.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

You forgot Vas Defrens

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I dumb :D

Vas the Defrens?

Get it? It's a pun on the phrase "what's the difference."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

*slaps Knee*

YEE HAW!! WE'S GONNA RAPE US SOME BIPED!!

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I dumb :D

Orange Soda : Physics 2 by finn34 9-09-05

... So then I said "Those rotator turbines aren't going to generate gravitons all by themselves!" HAHA! Pass me the bag. Mine's not kicking in yet.

Orange Soda : Physics 1 by finn34 9-09-05

.... So then I says, "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons all by themselves!" HAHA! Dude. What the fuck am I talking about?

por example.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Haha, that last one was good.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

i think i've found an explanation...

i'm a physics major (that's why i'm not funny) by 25cents 9-21-05

you people realize that the turbine IS generating gravitons as a function of it's having a mass, right? i mean, there's no possible way that one could construe a mass to need an outside force acting on it to generate the elusive particle. excuse her. she just failed a calculus test. and she's also a bitch.

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BuTtSeChZ

Kickass.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

1 star!!! 1 star!!!! man, i'm so happy....this rating system is like golf, right? i mean, the fewer you have the more people like you?!?!?! i'm so fuckin popular i could dance.

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BuTtSeChZ

I liked the last one, more advanced physics, less profanity. My tastes are not universally shared here.

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woof

This is what I was doing with the Cowboys:

Cowboy Physical by HCRoyall 9-22-05

One day at the ranch... ... so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha! So I had to go in for a prostate exam last Tuesday... This conversation is over.

It's still hard to get the jokes right, but if you do them right they work pretty well.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

awesome.

i think i'm just gonna play to my strengths and mock everyone else. i have no real talent of my own, so i must to be exposing the weaknesses of others.

much joy will be had.

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BuTtSeChZ