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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

Member Rated:

The rules for this here OPC are pretty simple.

1. Old and New comics are usable.

2. No photoshopping.

3. There may only be one block of text in the comic, not counting the title and all that extra stuff. That means one speech/thought bubble or a narration box. For example:

Why are you so cold to me?
Why can't you see the world as it is instead of in a stark contrast of black and white?!
  by HCRoyall, 9-12-05 

Judging will be Wednesday the 29th.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

9-23-05 9:55pm (new)
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25cents
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Member Rated:

girl physics
what the fuck're you thinking about?
  by 25cents, 9-23-05 

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BuTtSeChZ

9-23-05 11:15pm (new)
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HotRodDeathToll
Satanoscillatemymetallicsonatas

Member Rated:

Gran and Gran: The New Year's Resolution
For the new year I'm going to avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
  by HotRodDeathToll, 9-23-05 

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

9-23-05 11:49pm (new)
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finn34
King of Deadlines

Member Rated:

this is set up for me to win!

Orange Soda : Pride
I HAVE EVERY VERSION OF WINDOWS, EVER!!
  by finn34, 9-02-05 

Orange Soda : Brilliance
I INVENTED BROCCOLI!!
  by finn34, 9-02-05 

Orange Soda : Revelation
http://www.venganza.org/
I have been touched by his noodly appendage!!
  by finn34, 9-17-05 

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

9-24-05 1:22am (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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Dammit! I inadvertantly stacked the odds!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

9-24-05 2:46am (new)
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Matt_wolfe
Junior Comic Technician

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OPC 10: He Who Talks Knows Nothing
Cloning People = Gay!
  by Matt_wolfe, 9-24-05 

9-24-05 11:05am (new)
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PrimoOoze1138
A refreshing kick to the pants.

Member Rated:

Extenuating Circumstances.
Ha! Now I AM the last woman on Earth.
  by PrimoOoze1138, 9-05-05 

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

9-24-05 5:55pm (new)
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PrimoOoze1138
A refreshing kick to the pants.

Member Rated:

Every Tim Burton Movie Ever Made.
Hey. Look at me, I'm out of place.
  by PrimoOoze1138, 9-22-05 

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

9-25-05 8:45am (new)
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suicide_king
There's no I in team - - but there's T & A.

Member Rated:

Bad punchlines heard on openmike night @ the comedy cl
So the Blood says to me, I can tell you're a Crip by the blue shirt.
  by suicide_king, 8-12-05 

9-26-05 10:04am (new)
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cpausti
The Nordic Soulman

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Robots
Today there was an optimists meeting at Red Lobster.
  by cpausti, 7-08-05 

Save the Dolphins
What is your porpoise here?
  by cpausti, 4-28-05 

lmae jkoe
I wonder if he'll ever find his faith.
  by cpausti, 9-22-05 

Judge'em!

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

9-26-05 3:29pm (new)
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njnp40
Junior Comic Technician

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WWJD
Damn, I just saw the picture of you're mom over there...I'd totally hit that.
  by njnp40, 9-21-05 

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Have cynics ever been wrong?

9-27-05 1:35pm (new)
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FMLB2K5
Stripcreator Newbie

Member Rated:

I know having 3 panels disqualifies it, but whatever...

Assembly Malfunction by FMLB2K5
8-16-05
So where we goin'?

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"I reject your reality and substitute my own."

9-27-05 5:24pm (new)
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basic
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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The Baby Is A Super Freak
After crawling back into his mother's womb, James noticed that it just didn't feel like it used to.
  by basic, 9-27-05 

Meanwhile, During An Evacuation of the US during WWIII...
...no, it's just that I don't think it's a good time to catch up on what the gang at Hogwarts is doing.
  by basic, 9-23-05 

JEEPERS! These comics make me wanna screw a monkey up the bum-hole!

I LIKE IT!

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<3~~~XO.XO. |3 @ S 1 [ XO.XO.~~~<3

9-27-05 5:44pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

Member Rated:

OPC 10: Pep Talks Increase Employee Efficiency!
One more screw-up, and I'll have your fucking hands cut off.
  by biped, 9-27-05 

OPC 10: Bonuses Boost Employee Incentive!
Santa, there seems to be a puppy surplus this year. The boys would like to know if we could eat them.
  by biped, 9-27-05 

OPC 10: Praise Enhances Employee Self-Esteem!
Oh, well...I can give all those shitty fire engines you made to the little potato heads in the coma ward.
  by biped, 9-27-05 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

9-27-05 8:22pm (new)
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RedfeatheR
Part of it all, just like you.

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Amiture video of men asking for directions
I'm lost bitch
  by RedfeatheR, 9-27-05 

9-27-05 9:21pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

Member Rated:

OPC 7 and OPC 10: the guy who can't afford binoculars
i see booooooooobies!
  by mandingo, 8-11-05 

OPC 7 and OPC 10: awkward first date
Red Lobster, Jim? Red Lobster?
  by mandingo, 8-05-05 

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what if nigger meant kite

9-28-05 3:11am (new)
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HotRodDeathToll
Satanoscillatemymetallicsonatas

Member Rated:

Gran and Gran: Son?
Are you my grandson?
  by HotRodDeathToll, 9-28-05 

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

9-28-05 3:21am (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

Member Rated:

I realize that I set the judging date for Wednesday the 29th, but since today is Wednesday and it's the 28th, I'm judging this contest tomorrow.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

9-28-05 3:54am (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

Member Rated:

And the winners are:

5th place: njnp40

quote:

Orange Soda : Pride
I HAVE EVERY VERSION OF WINDOWS, EVER!!
  by finn34, 9-02-05 

Orange Soda : Brilliance
I INVENTED BROCCOLI!!
  by finn34, 9-02-05 

Orange Soda : Revelation
http://www.venganza.org/
I have been touched by his noodly appendage!!
  by finn34, 9-17-05 


4th, 3rd, and 2nd place all go to finn34. You funny sonuvabitch, you ruined it for everyone else!!!

And the host of the next OPC is the author of this comic:

quote:
OPC 7 and OPC 10: the guy who can't afford binoculars
i see booooooooobies!
  by mandingo, 8-11-05 


mandingo is teh w1nn3r. Everyone boo him and call him a cheater as he makes the next OPC.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

9-28-05 10:31pm (new)
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HotRodDeathToll
Satanoscillatemymetallicsonatas

Member Rated:

boo Mandingo is a cheater boo

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

9-28-05 10:40pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

Member Rated:

boo me, cheater me!

blowing a judge to win a contest isn't cheating, is it? if it is i have to give back my Miss North Carolina sash

thanks Hand Crank Royall. i'll post a new contest later today

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what if nigger meant kite

9-29-05 5:59am (new)
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