"No dear, um...it isn't child porn. This? its just a picture of a little girl I found on the internet? what she is drawing? no, I guess I can't explain why I saved it in a folder called 'spank2000' with some pornography. I um...guess she is drawing like a rocket? Um, why are you calling the cops? listen...I will get off the internet"
--The last thing Bill said before his wife left him.