A harsh day in the Afternoon by chris613 10-01-05

Can I have your hammer? sure whatever Not again!

We've all noticed how first time comic makers tend to use the nail head guy. I find it to be an interesting phenomenon. Whenever you find a first comic that includes the nail head guy, post it here.
The best part is, we can make fun of them and they can't defend themelves unless they donate.

I love this one, because he asks for the hammer, then he seems to be reading the note the second guy was reading in the first panel, then the second guy hammers a nail into his head instead of giving the hammer to the first guy who cries, "Not again!", leading us to believe it's typical for him to ask someone for a hammer only to have them instantly hammer a nail into their own head.
It's high art, people. You don't see this often.

oh you bet by Sicarius1 2-02-03

damn vaqas. you lookin' flyer than amber in a black latex two piece. lets do it. ...yea...josh..see the thing is..i love preston (meanwhile. far in the other end of the news room, preston struggles with problems of his own, yet hearing something far on the other end of the room, he finds himself suddenly arouses) fuck man, this hurts. i bet vera can make it better..vera..ill go stroke morgans hair while she sits on my lap...wait, why am i suddenly aroused by something at other end of the room?? dun chica dun chica dun chica dun

Okay, so this is Sicarius1's second comic, but I wanted to post it. I just like how in the 2nd panel the stickman seems to be a victim to the narration, it's almost 4th wall breaking. The punchline is also gold.

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Dad was flammable

Herach by superduperiain 10-02-05

One day bombs hit the western isles and all the Herachs felt suicidal woo ho hum....

Robots and priests rejoice?

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I think the guy asking for the hammer in the first panel has moved to the right side in the second and third panels. That would be a lot funnier I guess.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Blasphemy!

Words Cannot Explain by cpausti 3-29-05

Hey mister, why are you nailing your head? My life is terrible. Oh, quit whining. Try being a kid, asshole. My girlfriend bought us tickets to an Ashlee Simpson concert. Carry on.

What a n00b.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

Despite their reputation, squirrels do not plan ahead well by perqu4ckey1 10-02-05

You betcha! You're cute. Wanna get nailed? We are walking like two things that are walking. I am a squirrel. Okay. Now it's your turn! But I didn't bring a condom.

"We are walking like things that are walking." "I am a squirrel."
That's exactly like the annoying little cartoons I draw on post-it notes and stick on the cash registers at work.

Henry and Berry at the park by budagod 10-01-05

.... While in the park, Henry and Berry... ... think that We should put the trash can here? hmmm...? Yeah kAAAABOOOM !!!!!!!!!!! ....WHAT THE F*CK ?!?! Why save the enviroment, when there's not much of us to save...

Deep.

From my favorite strippers' list, no less!

Tales of Human Drama by Drexle 6-01-01

Human Drama: Act 1 You shall be doomed to an existance of obscurity, regret, and lonlines... This is about "her" isn't it? You who would forsake and violate that which means most to you deserve naught but to suffer in his misery. Yes... My only salvation is through my suffering... *sniffle* What a happy ending! For you... I suffer for you, my dear... I'm sorry...

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As luck would have it, I hit the random comic button and a good old nail in the head comic appeared. And yes, it was there first attempt.

Fixing stuff by Skaarj117 5-25-05

So I need you to fix the sink and the roof and the window and the door and the computer and the toilet and the heater... 30 minutes later... and the cat and the dog and the doornob and the lamp and the clock. So can you do all that by 2:00? .... ....

fuck me in my goat ass

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obscenity filter is off

The Greatest Show In The World! by Rabid_Weasle 4-12-03

Ta-da!

ONE OF US, GLEEBLE GLOBBLE! ONE OF US, GLEEBLE GLOBBLE!

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Poop.

Jerk and Co. by Ironbug 11-28-02

Now that MUST hurt! Hey,Look I can 'Ammer me head HAHAHA!!! Idiot! Not too popular is he? Did you see that jerk?He hammered his head open! Yeah,what a weirdo! Jerk meets Jerk... Hey, look its my role-model

ema by iain2by4 10-03-05

Iain Wilson is having a c talk bout his EMA form well iain seems here you are too rich to sign up for EMA noooo ill become a hobo for the rest of my life true.... i only get 50p a week

New Middle manager. by Psyberdude 9-22-05

So the Boss man pulled me out of the meeting and told me I was supposed to hit the nail on the head... Yah, and?... I really dont see how this would have helped.. Dude! There is a reason why your not supposed to have tools!!

yo by anus 9-19-05

here i can pull the nails out OMG STFU NOOB lets help jesus WTF BISH FUK JOO i "found" this shirt LOL

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Poop.

white house bums by fucca 3-01-01

hey dude lets prank tha nheibors yeah dude there so fucken stupid its not funny  ok  ok thats all the instructions we should be in tha white house by now he must be defective

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what if nigger meant kite

wtf is a nheibor? is it like a cyborg, only that's how they spell it in alien?

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

i bet he typed it with his elbows

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what if nigger meant kite

I'll go ahead and make fun of myself then. This was probably my 5th or 6th comic. No spelling errors that I caught, but I do have the person with a nail in their head and for some reason, they also have the hammer in their hand. I was supposed to have done it to them, and then I guess I put the hammer in their hand.

Filing Clerk, VIP by mmyers 2-05-03

At the bank, trying to cash my check... Hey, Matt Myers! like that actor guy, Austin Powers! Matt Myers! Actually, I think his name is Mike Myers, but yes they are similar. Matt Myers, hah! Like that guy in the horror movies. Yeah man, Halloween. That guy! Do you ever wear a hockey mask? Hah! Actually, his name was Michael Myers as well, and he didn't wear a hockey mask. That was Jason. Myers? Like Oscar Meyers hot do...owww, you drove a spike into my head!!! Yes, now you're like those, what do you call them? Unicorns.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

This is my second ever comic

The sluts of tomorow by flipynif1 2-23-05

Can I suck your dick? I just got my tongue pierced Really? I don't even have to give you a corny pickup line or buy you a shot of Gin? Nope! TV has showed me that sex is okay with anyone at any age Hmmmm..... STUPID STUPID STUPID Can I suck your dick? I just got my tongue pierced

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I dumb :D

I didn't use him until #7! Is that some kind of record?

The sacrifices an artist must make... by DexX 1-08-01

Damn! I can't think of a punchline for this Low Pass cartoon... Can I help? The first panel has a clown telling a little girl to give him oral sex, and she tells him to go away, quite rudely too. Uh-huh... then the second panel has a dog on a ball propositioning a heavily pixelated woman with a suggestive smile. I know! If I give myself a lobotomy, I am SURE to think of a punchline as good as any of the ones on this site! Seems to have worked for everybody else.

Wow... back when it was the Low Pass Industries Comic Strip Creator... Christamighty, the actual strip maker is coming up on its fifth birthday in a few months!

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I didn't get hammered until comic #7 either:

Random Haikomik #1 by kaufman 5-15-01

A goat and a squirrel Good Friday reenactors Mir cruises above

For some reason, he never escaped panel 2 ...

Rudy the ROT-13 Mimic by kaufman 5-15-01

Excuse me, can you get a medic for that soldier? Rkphfr zr, pna lbh trg n yrqvp sbe gung fbyqvre? I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters all over this land. V'q unzzre bhg ybir orgjrra zl oebguref naq zl fvfgref nyy bire guvf ynaq. Oil! I need oil! Bvy, V arrq bvy!

It wasn't till nearly a month later, after several other appearances, that he got third-panel billing, but not for the hammering per se:

If the Village People used a dyslexic songwriter ... by kaufman 6-13-01

It's fun to stay at the W.  R.   I.   K.

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Marvir u are stupid!! by Yasaki 10-07-05

Eey hoe issie?? ga je mee de bank overvallen? Nu ? Ik heb het net zo lekker warm in mijn huis... Kom nou Marvin ik weet zeker wat we veel geld verdienen en dan kun jij een groter huis kopen! Nou..... Ok dan maar dan wil ik wel een vuilniswagen. Aaahhh... domme sul ik zei dat je de spijker in het hoofd van die bankier moest slaan! Eeeuuuhhh...

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

it a-sploded! by darksoulexile 7-05-05

Ok! I missed the 4th! But I will not let the 5th go to waste! Why does this seem so familiar... Since I don't know where the fuse is..... im just gonna set the whole thing on fire! Nuke's make the bestest explosions! Whoa! Im black! WHY DO I ALWAYS COME AROUND YOU WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID!

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I still have not used the nail-head guy but kaufman, that last one of yours was the best use I've seen yet.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I am having the humor squirts. by JESUSSANDWICH 2-14-05

Poingant humor is hard.

Mother fucking shameless plug.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

These Days by mandude002 10-09-05

Hmmm Meanwhile... I wonder if Death can read my mind.. Man this girl is sick.... or drunk. Man I got a headache I told you to hang that picture elsewhere

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

This was my first Nail in Head Guy I ever attempted... I lasted a year and a half.

Walmart Sucks That Way

No returns on nails, sir

by RedfeatheR, 8-10-05

Here I make fun of everybody else who doesn't use him well

Amiture SC III by RedfeatheR 9-12-05

The New orleans tlaes joes home I lost everything in the flood its ok joe no its not nooo dooonntt stooppp oooowww i told you to stop