Wow my second time hosting a BTC!
Cheers to Mandingo for that epic battle.

BTC 43 Template 1 by The_young_scot 10-17-05

This is because i'm black, isn't it.

Photoshops are a-ok with me
no old comics
You can change the background or the last character in the last panel (don't mess with the duck, he's packin')
no rules for the first two panels
I'll judge it in a week or so

Good Luck!

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- by dcomposed 10-17-05

What are you doing outside? Don't you know there's a hurricane heading right for us? This is because i'm black, isn't it.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Bahaha Burn by HotRodDeathToll 10-17-05

Hehehe fire. Burn! I'm sorry sir, but you're going to have to leave. This is because i'm black, isn't it.

Woah black betty bambalam by HotRodDeathToll 10-17-05

Get the hell out of my bar.   ?   This is because i'm black, isn't it? No don't be silly it's because you're black.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

BTC 43: Protection by biped 10-18-05

I'm sorry, sir, but all the other prostitutes are currently occupied. I'm the only one available. Well...okay. Hold on, I'll be right back. This is because i'm black, isn't it.

BTC 43: Tough Luck, Space Duck by biped 10-18-05

Environmental controls are malfunctioning! The ship's about to decompress! Oh my gosh, hurry! We have to get our spacesuits on or it's certain death! Oh, look -- there's only one spacesuit. And it just happens to be my size. This is because I'm black, isn't it.

BTC 43: Duck Abuse by biped 10-18-05

HELP!!! HEEELLLPPP!!! BEEP-BEEP!!! COMPUTER-MOBILE VERSUS THE PEDESTRIANS!!!DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! STOP!!! Why can't we just play hide-and-seek or Simon Says or something? NO!!! YOU have to play what I WANT to play, and I want to play DEEP-SEA DIVER!!! TO THE OCEAN -- NOW!!! This is because I'm black, isn't it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BTC Something - Clueless by HCRoyall 10-18-05

Look, umm... you're nice and all... But I really don't date outside my own species... This is because I'm black, isn't it?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

BTC43: Racist Hunting by shank 10-18-05

This is because i'm black, isn't it.

BTC 43: That's Snow Biz by flickguy 10-18-05

Cut cut cut cut cut!! This is all wrong. You're lost in a snowstorm. Surrounded by white. The wind in your face, the white flakes blinding you. You desperately want to be rescued, but they can't find you because you blend in with the whiteness so much. The problem is I can see you too clearly. I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you out of your contract for this movie. This is because I'm black, isn't it.

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This is not my empire.

BTC 43: Looney Coons by flipynif1 10-18-05

Duck season. WABBIT SEASON! Wabbit season. DUCK SEASON, FIRE! This is because I'm black, isn't it.

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I dumb :D

Nurse Colon, M.D. by basic 10-18-05

Nurse, is this going to hurt? The surgery is going to be PAINLESS! You have nothing to worry about! But before we go ahead with surgery, I need to penetrate your anus with this thermometer to check your bodily temperature. This is because I'm black, isn't it?

Black Duck, Also Know As: Duckius Niggerius by basic 10-18-05

Welcome back to UPN, the blackest network on TV. Coming up next is "Girlfriends", and then after that, "Everybody Hates Chris". But now, an episode of the WB show "7th Heaven". This because I'm black, isn't it? "Ruthie! You're doing blow on the toilet seat again!? Oh Ruthie."

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So Ducking Alone by RedfeatheR 10-20-05

Hello? This because I'm black, isn't it?

BTC 43: Kids say the darndest things. by fzh 10-20-05

Look mommy, it's the ugly duckling! Like from my picture book! It sure is, honey. This is because i'm black, isn't it.

I'm liking the entries so far, keep em commin!

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Radio message from HQ! DANCE COMMANDER WE LOVE YOU!!!

BTC 43 - Blacktains log by flipynif1 10-21-05

Captainslog...stardate...1 Alpha...2...2222.. 3 This planetis ...fullofangrybacon...ready to...KILL us at ...anymoment...I will send.. the ensenahead...to scout. N-n-n-no w-w-ay m-m-man. I c-c-can't h-handle th-this anym-m-more, I d-d-don't w-wanna d-d-die. Scotty...I... Hadtokill... the unruly ensen...send down a...lowerlife form... Get your dam hands off me you crazy Scot, I....where the hell am I? This is because i'm black, isn't it. ROAR! ANGRY BACON MAN WILL FRY YOU!!

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I dumb :D

BTC 43: D.W.A. by suicide_king 10-21-05

Please open it. Hooray, just what I asked for! I think I'll call you Daffy. This is because i'm black, isn't it.

BTC 43: Godhatesducks.com by suicide_king 10-21-05

Of course, all God's creatures can enter into His Kingdom. Proceed through the pearly gates my good dog. Next! Uhh, yeah, listen... we're really full here, and it's getting kind of late... This is because I'm black, isn't it? Remember to lock the gate...

BTC 43: Cast Away by suicide_king 10-21-05

Good news, I got the fire going. Mmmm, roasted duck. This is because i'm black, isn't it.

BTC #43: Going Beyond

This is because i'm black, isn't it? I'm serious. I'll nail it to the FUCKING COUNTER.

by Hari_Nezumi, 10-21-05

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

BTC 43: 2 by shank 10-21-05

Yo... Never was a thug, just infatuated with guns, Never was a gangsta, till I graduated to one/And got the rep of a villain, for weapon concealin'. Took the image of a thug kept shit appealin'/willin' to stick out my neck, for respect if it meant life or death, never live to regret what I said/when you're me, people just want to see, if its true, if its you, what you say This is because i'm black, isn't it. in your rap's, what you do/ so they feel, as part of your obligation to fulfill, when they see you on the streets, face to face, are you for real/in confrontation ain't no conversation

BTC 43: 3 by shank 10-21-05

This is because i'm black, isn't it. *chuckle*

BTC 43: 4 by shank 10-21-05

This is because i'm black, isn't it.

BTC 43: 5 by shank 10-21-05

hey mister, why are you in school? Why not? I've just never seen your kind around here. This is because i'm black, isn't it? Well....

I'll judge this tomorrow

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Those words just gave me an organism.

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Cheers for entering everyone, your all have a special place in my heart, right at the back, behind the old dusty boxes.

Honorable mentions:
flickguy
basic
RedfeatheR
flipynif1

But the winner is...
Scootio!

Get BTC 44 up and running!

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i didnt care too much for scootio's

Thanks the_young_scot for the win!

My first ever awoohoo!

And thank you shank for ur kind words... yeah...

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