JESUSSANDWICH presented me with this premise and said "Let's do a tag-team comic!" and I said "No!" and he said "Do it or I will kill you!" and I said "Oh, no! I'd better do it!" so here it is.

[Click to view comic: 'The dapper gentleman and the plant take over the world.']
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I greatly enjoy working with biped.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I bet its great.

If biped and I made a series together it would be way better than that one and people's eyes would bleed.

We should do a three person tag team with biped crabby.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

fag.

The second option is I could fucking kill you and sell your body on eBay.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

"I always wanted to teach a retarded child to calculate the area of a circle." made it all worth it

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what if nigger meant kite