JESUSSANDWICH presented me with this premise and said "Let's do a tag-team comic!" and I said "No!" and he said "Do it or I will kill you!" and I said "Oh, no! I'd better do it!" so here it is.

The dapper gentleman and the plant take over the world. by JESUSSANDWICH 10-22-05

Righto lets take over the world. Here, here.

The dapper gentleman and the plant take over the world. 2 by biped 10-22-05

Well, then...where's the take-over-the-world button? That? Why, it's quite likely that I et it. Oh? I say, that's deucedly inconvenient. Well, in fact, I do believe I et all the buttons. Bit peckish, you see. Raw-tha. So, what do we do now? Crash? Or, drift out into deep space. Or explode. Frightfully sorry, old bean.

The dapper gentleman and the plant take over the world. pt 3

Care for a cup of tea and some light sodomy? Spot-on

by JESUSSANDWICH, 10-22-05

The dapper gentleman and the plant take over the world. 4 by biped 10-22-05

Well, I've replaced all the missing buttons with jam botties and jelly babies. Taking over the world in TEN...NINE...EIGHT... Oh, this is jolly exciting! FOUR... THREE...TWO... TALLY-HO! YAAAAAAAAAA!!! YAAAAAAAAA!!!

The dapper gentleman and the plant take over the world. pt 5 by JESUSSANDWICH 10-22-05

So plant now that we rule the world what would you like to do? I always wanted to teach a retarded child to calculate the area of a circle. Why on earth would you want to do that? To sell him to the mafia so I can slowly take over the world.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The dapper gentleman and the plant take over the world. 6 by biped 10-22-05

We must now announce to the media that we have taken over the world. OH! I'll write a letter to my favorite gardening magazine! Mmm...well, I was thinking of something a bit more extensive -- I LIKE TO MASTURBATE TO THE CENTERFOLD!

The dapper gentleman and the plant take over the world. pt 7 by JESUSSANDWICH 10-22-05

Leaving nothing left alive. Hold on were receiving a tranmission from the republic of China. *chortling* We are your rulers now pitiful earth residents. Oh I am sorry that was not the republic of China. In other news doctors have been mystified by the exploding baby virus.

The dapper gentleman and the plant take over the world. 8 by biped 10-23-05

My first demand will be a bevy of winsome maidens to wait upon me hand and foot. My first demand will be all Robert Blake, all the time! On every channel! "Crikey! It'll be smashing..." "You've been watching 'Money Train.' Now stay tuned for the 'Baretta' marathon, followed by 'Our Gang'." Yay! All "Mickey" episodes! Robert Blake? He's my "fantasy dad."

The dapper gentleman and the plant take over the world. pt 9 by JESUSSANDWICH 10-23-05

Our next demand is for inteligent design and Evolution to stop being taught at school's. Yes thats not the way it happened anyways. Yes everyone knows that Abe Vigoda shat out the first humans. Just after he beat the dinosaurs to death.

The dapper gentleman and the plant take over the world. 10 by biped 10-23-05

And then, I shall set about having a few sexual fantasies fulfilled. Oh, capital! I'll have my stamens stimulated by street urchins! Yes (ahem)...and I shall compel a winsome young maiden -- I WANT BEA ARTHUR TO SHOVE A CATTLE PROD UP MY POOP-CHUTE AND DO THE CHICKEN DANCE NAKED WHILE I EAT PICKLES!!! Okay, I don't have a "poop-chute"........ YET.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The dapper gentleman and the plant take over the world. pt11 by JESUSSANDWICH 10-23-05

Whos that over there? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? IS THIS THE END FOR OUR HERO? OH SHIT! I DONT WANNA DIE!!

The dapper gentleman and the plant take over the world. 12 by biped 10-23-05

I AM THE CREATURE WHO CAN'T HEAR THE WORD "DON'T"! IF YOU SAY "I DON'T WANT TO DIE!" I CAN ONLY HEAR "I WANT TO DIE!" NO!!! I DON'T -- UH, I WANT TO -- I MEAN, I DON'T NOT WANT TO DIE!!! I WANT NOT DON'T TO DIE!!! WELL, THAT SOUNDED PRETTY CLOSE TO "I WANT TO DIE!" TO ME! NOOO!!!!! AAAK -- Tin-plated, coal-burning DAMN! We seem to be trapped inside a giant, smelly asshole. I say! I wonder who's asshole it is? Not that it matters terribly, of course.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I greatly enjoy working with biped.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I bet its great.

If biped and I made a series together it would be way better than that one and people's eyes would bleed.

We should do a three person tag team with biped crabby.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

fag.

The second option is I could fucking kill you and sell your body on eBay.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

"I always wanted to teach a retarded child to calculate the area of a circle." made it all worth it

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