Freeeeeeeeee for aaaaaaall Battle Rooooyyyy-Aaaaaallll: The best 8 pro-wrestling comics go on. 1, 2, or 3 panels. One entry per contestant. Just make the comic have something to do with pro-wrestling. My favorite is Female on Female Jell-O League but we all have our tastes...

Contestants: You all go. This is all in stripping!
attitudechicka
niteowl
bigfrank105
Smarmulus
crabby
ewwww
mandingo
fuzzyman
umfumdisi
possums
kaufman
KajunFirefly
mmyers
Kaiobrien

Voting: Each person votes for their first and second favorite (but not their own comic). A first place vote = 2 point. A second place vote = 1 point. The 8 comics with the highest totals win. In case of a tie I will vote. Polls will close in 8-10 days (less if I figure out that everyone has voted). And please, past participants should vote as well!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Comic Cup XIII: In The 24th Century... by fuzzyman 11-28-05

It's a new season of excitement from the Federation Wrestling Federation! Boldly go where no wresting match has gone before as Kahn Noonian Singh battles the famous Captain James T. Kirk! I will leave you as you have left her: Buried for all eternitiy in the center of a dead planet. Buried alive! Buried alive! KHHHAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!! Will the Half Vulcan finally meet his match in the Drunken Data? This is illogical. Your character should not exist for another 60 years. This is a serious continuity error. Or a time travel paradox. Happens every other episode. Last but not least, the Gay Helmsman confronts his innermost fears! Aiiieee! Boobies! Get them away! Touch them, Sulu! Touch them!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Hulk Hogan's Heroes by kaufman 11-28-05

Here's the plan, Newkirk. You hit Klink with a chair, and the rest of our tag team will dig a tunnel out of this steel cage and win the match. Righty-o, Hulk! Oh no, not again! Did you see that, Referee Schultz? He hit me with eine chair. I see nussing! I know nussing!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Comic Cup XIII: Gone But Not Forgotten by attitudechicka 11-28-05

Here we are, alone at last! Uh, where exactly are we? Only the most romantic place on Earth: Kemper Arena. Isn't this where Owen Hart fell to his death in 1999? Depends, would that turn you on? Ugh. You have a sick sense of romance.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Round Two! FAKE!!! by BigFrank105 11-28-05

Hoo-wee! Didja see that power bomb! It was intense! I love pro-wrestling! Ugh... EVERYTHING about pro-wrestling is faked! The screams, the holds, all of it is a big sham to impress the audience. Really? But I thought you loved the stuff! How so? As far as I hear, your girlfriend during sex is a lot like pro-wrestling. Shut up! They're the best 10 seconds of her night!

Comic Cup-Round 2 by mmyers 11-28-05

Charles Darwin, I've had about enough of all that smack you're talking! You're ass is about to get smote, if you smell what the Rock of Ages is cookin'! Jesus Christ, you think you can take me, brotha? I'm about to take you to school, Jew-boy! So says the Naturalist! Woo! I'm sick of talking about it! Tonight, you're going to take me on in a handicap match, versus the Father, the Son, and guess who's coming out of retirement? The Holy Ghost! The HOLY GHOST?! Well, you've been naturally selected for me to kick your ass, so let's take off our clothes and commence to wrasslin! Take our clothes off? What the hell are you talking about? Why do you think they call me "The Naturalist?"

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Comic Cup Round 2: Rock & Wrestling Connection by crabby 11-28-05

Hey Billy, wanna come over to my place and strip down to your underpants and roll around on top of me? No way! Thats like the gayest thing I've ever heard. I'll let you be Hulk Hogan this time. You got a deal BROTHER!

Comic Cup XIII: Bloodbath by niteowl 11-28-05

OOH, THAT'S GOTTA HURT! A FOREARM SMASH RIGHT TO THE FACE! OH NO, HERE COMES THE PILEDRIVER! EWW! HE'S BLEEDING ALL OVER THE PLACE AND SCREAMING IN AGONY AND... What the hell is this you're watching? Bootlegged surveillance footage of Best Buy the day after Thanksgiving, complete with color commentary by the security staff. ...AND WHAT'S THIS? NOW SOMEONE HAS GRABBED A LEATHER COMPUTER CHAIR AND LAUNCHED IT INTO THE CROWD! KICK ASS!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Comic Cup XIII: always wear your jokestrap and comic cup by mandingo 11-28-05

so then he picks the guy up by his tights, bodyslams him, puts him in a sleeper hold till he passes out, and then starts taking his tongue to the ring. taking his tongue to the ring? what the fuck kind of wrestling were you watching? wrestling? i'm talking about the Tom Sizemore video

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what if nigger meant kite

Comic Cup XIII: Wrestling with the Stars by umfumdisi 11-28-05

"Es gibt diesen alten Baum dessen Wurzeln aufwärts wachsen und dessen Niederlassungen abwärts wachsen, das Brahman genannt wird." Here we are folks with Andy Kaufman vs. Ken Kaufman in a gritty "Kaufman Leaves Town Match." Andy is walking backwards and reciting the Upanishads in German while dressed in a postal uniform. Wow! What in the world can Ken do against such an onslaught?!? Well, Mark, first, I'll kick him in the package and box him about the ears. Then, I'll express my contempt for his character overnight. He won't be able to handle such domestic abuse. Also, I'll stamp around the ring and throw him into a post, Mark. Finally, I'll envelop him in my arms and deliver crushing blows that rain upon his head. That kind of licking should seal the match!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Kaufman for the win, umfum for a close second.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Wouldn't it be more fair to wait until you've viewed ALL the entries before casting your vote?

You probably decided you were voting for Bush in the 2004 election back in 2000.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

We're still waiting on one more entry, aren't we?

3 more after me, I think.

Rowdy Robbin' Peeper by KajunFirefly 11-29-05

Ah'm gonna beat you, fool. You'll be hurtin' so bad you'll envy Canadians! I'm going to take your belt and make it MINE! Take my belt? Man, where I'm from we take a guy's belt, shoes, jacket, wallet, keys... I'm gonna take your belt and your DIGNITY! ...cell phone, socks, underwear, eyebrows, put our gonads in his mouth and take pictures, put our fingers in his... Digni-what?

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Dad was flammable

Sorry for the delay... been to busy to see what we were doing in round two...

Comic Cup XIII: Wrestling Is My Profession by Smarmulus 11-29-05

backstage at Smackdown 700... I don't think I've seen you here before. Who is your match against? Oh no, I'm not a professional wrestler. I'm a groupie. That explains a lot about my colleagues.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Fuzzyman, the link to your entry is incorrectly formatted.

And what happened to your hair?

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Comic Cup: Bullshit by Ewwwww 11-28-05

Dude, Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan died today! What? Serously, they both passed away during the main event. It was a TLC match! A TLC match? Yea, I couldn't believe they took each other on in "The Lifesupport Challenge" either.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

How so? Looks fine from here.

I got old.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I believe it is legal to vote now. True?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Possums still hasn't made a comic.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

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Wouldn't it be more fair to wait until you've viewed ALL the entries before casting your vote?

You probably decided you were voting for Bush in the 2004 election back in 2000.

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Is possum road kill?

Damn this is going to be hard. All these comics are comedy glod.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

CC XIII: Foxy Fighting Failure by possums 11-30-05

Bitch! I'll kill you! Bring it, whore. Your tits are faker than this match! Shit, Sara, you know you're not supposed to give away the WWE's secret! Oh, crap. I'll make a save. ...and they're very natural and beautiful!

Sorry guys, I've been really busy lately, it's the end of the trimester here. I also thought we had more time.

1st: Mandingo
2nd: Kaufman