More beer and hookers please! ;D

I doubt you are old enough for beer.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Shhh! Mandingo might hear!

We love you possumsssssssss.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

happy birthday, opossums my possums! i hope you get a nice broach or perhaps shoes that match your winter purse

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what if nigger meant kite

too late! my reign of terror continues!

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what if nigger meant kite

I will smoketh the fatty blunt in honor of your birth my friend, with my feet.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Happy birthday, Possums.

Happy Birthday yesterday!

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

*spit take*

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8===D

Getting my fourth star back would be fine too!

Marsupial titburgers aren't allowed to have four stars.

But I'm all for breakin' da rulez.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

fine, star, right, whatever. so are you old enough now that i can legally stick my dick in you?

cause that summerdress, sandal thing you had going on the other day was HAWT

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what if nigger meant kite

Happy Susan Dey. Huh?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Happy Birthday, roadkill!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

fine, star, right, whatever. so are you old enough now that i can legally stick my dick in you?

cause that summerdress, sandal thing you had going on the other day was HAWT

no son i'm 17. and male. queer.

as in, you're queer, not i'm queer. queer.

it's not queer to stick your dick in a guy if he's dressed as a girl or if you've had more than 2 winecoolers

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what if nigger meant kite

Happy Birthday, Possums.

I can't believe I hadn't rated you. They didnt have 'sexy' so I had to settle for 'good.

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Poo perhaps?

it's not queer to stick your dick in a guy if he's dressed as a girl or if you've had more than 2 winecoolers

BUT ITS QUEER TO BE A BIG GHEY FAG LIKE U OMFG LOLLO

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What others say about boorite!

You know what's really queer? Boorite's typing all that while sitting on the toilet omg!

SOMEBODY HAS TO

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What others say about boorite!

Don't forget to wash your hands or the Feces Fairy will call the cops.

it's not queer to stick your dick in a guy if he's dressed as a girl or if you've had more than 2 winecoolers

BUT ITS QUEER TO BE A BIG GHEY FAG LIKE U OMFG LOLLO

I disapprove.

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fff

it's not queer to stick your dick in a guy if he's dressed as a girl or if you've had more than 2 winecoolers

BUT ITS QUEER TO BE A BIG GHEY FAG LIKE U OMFG LOLLO

I disapprove.

I approve of my disapproval.

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fff

it's not queer to stick your dick in a guy if he's dressed as a girl or if you've had more than 2 winecoolers

BUT ITS QUEER TO BE A BIG GHEY FAG LIKE U OMFG LOLLO

I disapprove.

I approve of my disapproval.

Shut up.