In this Comic Contest these are the rules:

1) You must include either an existing character from your own comics or invent a new one.

2) Series are welcome. Photoshops are not.

3) At the time of the comic, scientists have announced that there's 30 days left until the Earth will be destroyed.

4) Comics must be new.

I'll judge this in 7-8 days from now.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Apathetic Andy: The World's Shittiest Super Hero by crabby 1-31-06

Apathetic Andy, I just got this letter from your arch nemesis Captain Blurg. He says he's going to destroy the world, 30 days from now. Meh. He's not playing either, he also included a picture of himself posing nude with a death ray. Captain Blurg says alot of things. He says for you to meet him in Central Park if you have any hope for saving the world. I don't really feel like it.

Apathetic Andy: The World's Shittiest Super Hero by crabby 1-31-06

Captain Blurg, we've placed the nuclear bombs on the moon. Your plan is complete. I'm not really a captain you know. Yes sir, you reminded me at breakfast this morning. I'm just evil. I don't really have any sort of rank. Yes, you've told me this before. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!!!!!!

Apathetic Andy: The World's Shittiest Super Hero by crabby 1-31-06

Hey. Andy, together I think we can really stop blurg. Ok. So are you ready to confront him in the park? Whatever. LETS DO IT!

Apathetic Andy: The World's Shittiest Super Hero by crabby 1-31-06

Your time is up Blurg. Andy and I have come to stop you! Andy is buying a hot dog from that vendor. DAMNIT ANDY! GET OVER HERE AND SAVE THE WORLD. I forgethow killing her was a part of the plan. I should have held her as a sex slave. A valkyrie sex slave. That would have made more sense.

Apathetic Andy: The World's Shittiest Super Hero by crabby 1-31-06

You're going to fucking die Andy! My entire life has been leading up to killing you and destroying the world. I don't remember why, but it has been. Ok. I'm going to do it Andy. In 30 days I'm going to destroy the world. Ok. 30 days later...

RCL no. 858 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-31-06

Hi... My name is Gabe. Every time I show up in this strip, I get nailed in the NUTS! I never know when or how it will happen, but I know it's going to happen! I'm surprised it hasn't ALREADY happened! Maybe, just maybe, this'll be the one comic where I DON't get nailed in the nuts.. Don't count on it! (Heh, heh, heh!)

CC 312: A call to action by habnem 1-31-06

Today scientists at the Fundteim Institute deduced that the world will end in thirty days. Another lab verified the findings. Meanwhile, at Habnem's house Jesus, man. If that's true, I really need to get crackin' on that machine that freezes time. This isn't a joke. It's really happening. I can't believe I've only got thirty days to get into the girls' locker room unnoticed. Finally, it was a wet and wild time today for an east side cat who got stuck on a waterslide...

CC 312b: Rising action by habnem 1-31-06

Hey man. You gotta help me. I'm in desperate need of a temporal dissequentialator. A whatnow? A temporal dissequentialator. It's a nuclear device that fragments the time-space continuum, and it's the heart of my time machine plan. Yeah, I'm pretty sure those haven't been invented yet. Oh. Do you have any Chee-tos?

CC 312c: Peaking action. by habnem 1-31-06

Hey, Dad. I finished my time machine. I managed to cobble together a dissequentialator out of an iPod, a milk jug, and some mold I had growing in a coffee mug. That's fantastic! So are you going to save the world? Good idea! (ahem) I mean, of course, but first I have to go down to the high school. I see. I would imagine they want you to lecture their physics class. Uhh, yeah. That's exactly right. I'm so proud of you.

CC 312d: Girlie action. by habnem 1-31-06

Later, in the locker room... Hey baby. You can't see me at all, can you? No? That's because I froze time. Ha ha! This is way hella boring. Why do my lifelong dreams always suck so much ass? I can't move, but I can think. I think you smell bad.

CC 312e: Falling action. by habnem 1-31-06

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a true American hero who has saved us all, Mr. Habnem Minvrah. Thank you, Mr. President. Habnem Mimvrah? You shittin' me? Is that your real name, son? Yes sir. What are you, like, Puerto Rican?

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

RCL no. 859 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-31-06

Hey, Smelty... Yo! Wazzup? We need you for tonight's hockey match... Well, I'd like to help you, but I can't hold a hockey stick 'cuz I HAVE NO ARMS! We don't need another player. Fred forgot to bring the pucks, and I was hoping you'd lend us one of your eyeballs... *sigh*

They're Doctor Scientists.

Super Horny Scientist by cpausti 1-31-06

My God! These numbers.... these numbers.... The world will be destroyed in 30 Days! It says "30" 200 times on that piece of paper. Let's use this as an excuse to fuck the interns.

Super Horny Scientist 2 by cpausti 1-31-06

Doctor! I've done some more studies and it is true! The world reall- wait.. What were you doing in there? Fucking an intern. We don't have any interns. Take the glove off of your penis and roll Mrs. Johnson back to the ER.

Super Horny Scientist 3 by cpausti 1-31-06

I'm sorry about that. What were you saying? The world is going to explode in 30 days, and there is nothing we can do about it! We're all doomed! No, you can't fuck my wife.

Super Horny Scientist 4 by cpausti 1-31-06

Doctor, come into the back room with me. Well well well! I'm not gay but I can't say no to- NO! You're too horny! I'm going to kill you before you do something crazy in the heat of the moment. Stick the needle in my butt.

Super Horny Scientist 5 by cpausti 1-31-06

Did you just murder Doctor/Scientist Flinger? Uh... Yes. He was going to rape women in a fury of end-of-the-world-actions. The world is going to end?!? Yeah. Let's go double team my wife!

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

Joey and Kim Go To Space by HotRodDeathToll 1-31-06

Honey, I've terrible news! What is it darling? The Prime Minister just called up and said that the earth is going to blow in a matter of days and... Does that mean we're not the wendy's party on saturday? I am afraid so. NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Joey and Kim Go To Space -2 by HotRodDeathToll 1-31-06

Joey, i have idea! Are you thinking what i'm thinking? I sure am! Then get ready, we don't much longer. 12 minutes later Please, Joey, We don't have time for underwater sex.

Joey and Kim Go To Space -3 by HotRodDeathToll 1-31-06

Oh my god! I almost forgot we are astronauts! Quickly get changed, it's only a matter of time. ******************the closet****************** Come on, Kim. Let's go!

Joey and Kim Go To Space -4 by HotRodDeathToll 1-31-06

Here we are, Kim, on the moon. Isn't it beautiful? Tis--look there are more space ship comingto take refuge on the moon. And they say TNT on the side. Must be the chinese.

Joey and Kim Go To Space -5 by HotRodDeathToll 1-31-06

Oops! My mistake, they were actually the Middle East.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

RCL no. 860 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-31-06

So, who are we on the lookout for this time, Captain Obvious? The one terrorist who poses the BIGGEST threat for blowing up the world in the next thirty days! Osama Bin Laden? No, Finkleberry! CINDY SHEEHAN!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Gee... From this vantage point, the Washington Memorial looks like a huge [gulp] DICK!

RCL no. 861 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-31-06

CRACK!! CRACK!! CRACK!! You can whip me 'til I'm WHITE in the face, Madame Penguin, but I'm STILL going to blow up the world in the next 30 days! BUTT FUCK!!

CC312: Jesus Inc. - Business as usual by TheGovernor 2-01-06

Have you heard? The World is going to end in 30 days! Of course I know. So what are we going to do about it? Well first we fire Santa, since his services are no longer required, Next we tell the priests they are doing compulsary overtime for the next four weeks But I dont think there will be enough of us to cover the workload Don't worry, Ive outsourced the 'Repent your sins' call center to India

CC312: An unlikely Hero by TheGovernor 2-01-06

Sir, the world is going to end in under thirty days, What are we to do? There's only one person who can save us now. Quickly go out and get Exploding Fish. He's our only hope. Ahh there you are Exploding Fish, come with me please, the President needs to see you right away. The entire Earths fate is at stake We're Doomed!

here's the newest Orange Soda series "End"

Orange Soda : End by finn34 2-01-06

Did you hear? What? Scientists just announced that the world is going to end in 30 days! Well, you know what that means... Roadtrip / Killing Spree? I was thinking that, yeah.

Orange Soda : End 2 by finn34 2-01-06

So... Yeah. World's gonna end in 30 days. Sure is. And we're going to spend all 30 of them in this bar, aren't we? Where else would we be?

Orange Soda : End 3 by finn34 2-01-06

Listen, I'm sorry about last night. Don't worry about it. I just thought, "World's gonna end, why not?" It's alright, I understand. I mean, I pounded your ass HARD. So did I.

Orange Soda : End 4 by finn34 2-01-06

I LOOOVE JESUS! SERIOUSLY! GETTIN' FILLED WITH THE SPIRIT! OK, that's about enough of that. Alright! Time to hit the bar! Were still not getting in to heaven, though.

Orange Soda : End 5 by finn34 2-01-06

OH YES! YES YES YES!! WORK IT!! Oh. What am I doing? Hell if I know. I think this end of the world thing is getting to me. Are you done with that chicken? We paid for the whole hour.

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