this is my first attempt so go easy.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/chimppimp

check my second attempt out

squirrels day out by chimppimp 3-15-06

Nice day for a walk........ Hello wish that dam squirrel would leave me alone he's blowing my cover How rude There's only one thing for it Well fuck me. Whats the chance of that happening

my first

brokeback builder by chimppimp 3-15-06

Thats it walk away, i dont need no cowboy builder Who said i was a builder i thought this was the brokeback mountain audition Right so if i hit this nail into there Oh crap. Well that didnt go as planed

Love the second one.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

cheers mate at least one person apreciates my attemts.

chimp pimp

Ghetto clown by chimppimp 3-16-06

X factor auditions Hi my name is bonzo and i have wanted to be a singer my whole life im into hardcore ghetto rap and would like to sing a song i wrote called "slap my nigger clown feet" poor Bozo maybe aftermath will sign him yo my hoe,s slap my negro clown feet, i bust down to the ghetto in my mini clown car rims blinging my hoe's singing slap my negro clown feet. bu br bu br bu br

ghetto clown 2 by chimppimp 3-16-06

hey jimmy p hows it hanging dogg just sweet brother how did the x factor ting go dogg they smacked me down just cos im hitting beats they cant handle thats a shame brother, one day you will get the chance to spread the word of your ghetto clown peoples maybe one day dogg. maybe one day.

Christ's Passion by chimppimp 3-17-06

In a little town called Bethlehem.... Hi, I'm not from around here, but would you like some DVDs? DVDs? What kind of DVDs? I don't like buying illegal stuff. Oh no, It's all perfectly legal. but I don't think it's your kinda thing. I can tell. Oh, go on, have you got any porn? Oh yeah! Well- erm, we got 'Three Cocks A-Piece' and 'Womb Raider', though that's about abortion... Ermmm...You got any 'Passion Of The Christ'?

Clive & Suzanne Strike Again by chimppimp 3-17-06

Right Clive we've been over this. You go round the back while I distract the owner. Right you are Suzanne. Hello Sir, I'm a legitimate businessman. Would you like some DVD. That 'Digital Versatile Disc' to us ordinary people! Ah right! Yeah! 'Spose it's not gonna kill me. ...Do you have Alien Ressurection?.... Jesus Christ! I can't steal this! This is sum nasty-ass porn......but I like it...

fucking terrorists by chimppimp 3-18-06

he he he... i told you we could escape in the trash can bob did i ever doubt you how the hell did bush think we were terrorists, were white for god sake i know if they were going to accuse anyone of being a terrorist it should be those two over there we do this for allah

sea monkeys by chimppimp 3-18-06

where the hell did you get that bannana from were sea monkeys . and dont tell me lies about a shark giving it to you again. i told you that shark gave it to me. if you dont belive me go and ask him for one Excuse me but my friend said that you have bannanas thats right would you like one so he does

this guys a fucking legend

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Does anyone feel like a little -giggle- when I mention my friend, Biggus Dickus?

No he's not. Get a fucking grip.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

HE POSTED THAT! Him and some other mates were round at mine the other night and distracted me while they used my auto-login to post utter bullshit.

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Does anyone feel like a little -giggle- when I mention my friend, Biggus Dickus?

oh come on now people you are all fucking geeks all these comics are shit and its worrying how much time you lot spend of your sad little lifes on this thing.

Get a Girlfriend

or boyfriend if your southLondon

do all british people suck, or just you two?

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Kill Whitey.

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or boyfriend if your southLondon

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i suck, and i'm British

I like stabbing matt in the groin with a screwdriver. Is that gay?

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What others say about boorite!

I'm british, and an all round stand up guy.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

hmm. must be just those two then....

i hearby declare everyone in Britain to be cool except southlondoner and chimppimp.

by the power invested in me by Chuck Norris, let it be so.

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Kill Whitey.

Chuck Norris is so last week. Its all about grandpa munster now.

I'm British/Canadian, so everybody thinks I suck.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

are you kiddin me? Canadians rock! with the exception of Nickelback and Alanis Moreupset of course.
and you're beer is better that ours (but that can be said of most of the world)

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Kill Whitey.

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are you kiddin me? Canadians rock! with the exception of Nickelback and Alanis Moreupset of course.
and you're beer is better that ours (but that can be said of most of the world)

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