MY ASS IS BLEEDING!

Oh ya, im now on an anime rp forum,so now im an OFFICAL NERD *other than the fact i have a warforged fighter level 10 with double arm blades that allow me to roll twice* w00t!

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If your 555 im 666, mr "Im better than holycrap!"

Our bedroom baseboard heater cannot be turned off by flipping any breaker and there is no control knob on the heater itself. Where it gets its power from is a mystery. And it's currently going full-blast.

I suspect aliens.

Illegal aliens?

LOL, i know i found myself naked in the front yard of someones house, covered with snow, with the nob to a heater, but ya never know!

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If your 555 im 666, mr "Im better than holycrap!"

LOL, i know i found myself naked in the front yard of someones house, covered with snow, with the nob to a heater, but ya never know!

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If your 555 im 666, mr "Im better than holycrap!"

Yes, I turned off every circuit breaker including the main power and then tried turning off some of the breakers for the upstairs apartment (hope they didn't mind). The fucking heater wouldn't die! What'd they do, run the damn wires straight out to the power line? This place is a death trap.

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What others say about boorite!

Especially to intruders. First the cats will trip them, then boorite will hack them to pieces with his various swords.

Do you cook the peices? With marinade and leek?

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

No, they just stitch the skin together and make dress suits from them.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I am contemplating stealing one of my ex's yogurts.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I just got one of these:

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/pACE-958007reg.jpg[/IMG]

MY GOD IT'S FUCKING AWESOME

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What others say about boorite!

Ive been playng half life 2, and i beat it after 3 months, not all that hard an normal once you get used to it,

And my comics are still sucking.

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If your 555 im 666, mr "Im better than holycrap!"

I just dug up the plants I had put in the garden at my old apartment. At 2am. In a place I don't live anymore. With ninja-like stealth.

Because I poured two hundred fucking dollars into that thing and I'll be damned if I let any punk kids reap the benefits of my careful planning!

That and to spite my landlady who barely gave me enough time to move the crap in my apartment out, much less get any of my garden supplies.

YOU HEAR THAT!? I WANT MY FUCKING CULTIVATOR BACK! AND MY SOAKER HOSE!

God damn it. Me too. :-\

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What others say about boorite!

My wife is getting one of these.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

God damn it. Me too. :-\

I got it too. We're a match!

Bumper Sticker: Support The Troops: Impeach Bush.

Yah, I designed those. Not fancy, but way patriotic.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Like Fuzzyman I have stents. Only mine are in my heart. Thus proving that I actually have one. (I was somewhat surprised myself by that one).

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

I just got laid.

What a coincidence!

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What others say about boorite!

Every time I'm ready to work outdoors, there's a thunderstorm. And seeing how it's me, and this is Wyoming, both events are very rare. wtf

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What others say about boorite!

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I just dug up the plants I had put in the garden at my old apartment. At 2am. In a place I don't live anymore. With ninja-like stealth.

Because I poured two hundred fucking dollars into that thing and I'll be damned if I let any punk kids reap the benefits of my careful planning!

That and to spite my landlady who barely gave me enough time to move the crap in my apartment out, much less get any of my garden supplies.

YOU HEAR THAT!? I WANT MY FUCKING CULTIVATOR BACK! AND MY SOAKER HOSE!

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Strawberries and tulips.

I'm just back from seeing The New Pornographers. They were excellent, but I had to spend the whole gig with a big squaddie type doing drunken dad-dancing next to me.