I wish ceiling cat could be hole in the wall cat.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

University student access. Also known as: Hole In The Wall.

My prayers have been answered. There's a mineral called "dickite." It was named after Scottish chemist, A. B. Dick and is composed of Aluminum, Silicon, Hydrogen, and Oxygen. Al2Si2O5(OH)4.

Now if someone can just come up with a "cockite" I can die happy.

I want there to be a mineral called "boorite"

That's my first choice as a name when I discover one.

especially if it's flaky and registers low on the hardness test

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what if nigger meant kite

and blows shriners

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what if nigger meant kite

I got a tattoo of a squirrel running up one leg and coming back down the other with two nuts in its mouth.

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matclarke is amazingly dull.

crabby is a bore.

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FUCK YOU matclarke!

iTs PeOplE lIke yOu tHAt mAke tHe wOrLD wHat It iS todAy. yOu dOn'T gIvE a sHIt aBouT aNYbOdy. dOyA? aS lOng aS yOur aLriGht. tHatS aLl ThAT mAtTers. yOu nAusiAte mE. yOu mAke Me WanT tO stIck mY fIngEr dEep dOwn iN my tHroaT aNd bLow bIg gLobs Of gOok aLl oVer yOU.

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Sometimes I get boners for no apparent reason.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Sometimes I use my psychic powers to give you boners for no apparent reason.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

sometimes i watch

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sometimes i touch myself

sometimes i fantasize about the cleaning lady at work who is a really hot Spanish girl.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

they say its harder to quit killing than heroin

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Here's the follow-up:

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

God DAMN PETA is fucked up!

I just handed a stupid kid's ass to him on another forum. He (seriously) claims the moon is really a giant space station. And his "evidence" was so bad, a 6th grade science student could have beaten him.

God, I love that feeling...

Tuesday is a very important day: http://www.nationaldayofslayer.org/