MTVs Cribs#1 by Redeye 6-12-06

Hi welcome to cribs. I'm Harry Johnson and this is my home. This is the entrance where I welcome in the ladies and get to know them. And this is where I kill and rape the ladies I welcome into my home. And this is the axe I kill them with.

MTV Cribs#2

Hi I'm Osama Binladen and this is my Crib. Here's one of my homies Allah Oki Muhhammad. MTV in the house dudes.

by Redeye, 6-12-06

MTV Cribs#3

Hi I'm Jesus and this is my crib. Yo Jesus do you have some sugar I could use. I'm trying to bake a cake.

by Redeye, 6-12-06

MTV Cribs#5

Hi I'm Wylie Coyote and this is my crib. Shhh I'm hunting Elmerfud.

by Redeye, 6-12-06

MTV Cribs#6

Hi I'm The DEvil and this is my crib. Hey could get that sugar back that I let you use.

by Redeye, 6-12-06

I hate MTV will all my heart!!!

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You will Respect my Authority!!!!

Botched eye surgery is way funnier than you.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Your comics would be a lot funnier if you would put more stuff in them that is actually funny.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Because funny things are usually funny.

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"Cerebral ... does that mean your heart?"

Because funny things are usually funny.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Good to see we're on the same wave-length.

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"Cerebral ... does that mean your heart?"

I thought the first one was funny although I'm not a big fan of the rape humor. I know there are alot of people on this site that eat that stuff up and are just being a dick to you because that's what they do.

You should still try harder though because I'm sure you can do better than these strips.

Your comics suck ass. Very unoriginal.

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GOLDEN CHILD

That's a lot coming from goldenchild.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Gee, Mr. Nice Guy. I thought you didn't believe in dissing someone's comics.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I hate MTV too, but not as much as your comics

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Dr. Dre: The REAL Best Rapper alive.

No way, i'm all for dissing crap

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GOLDEN CHILD

and you biped.

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GOLDEN CHILD

DOUBLEPOST LOL

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Well, those comics certainly exist, so they do.