I copied this idea from another board, but so what? It's still cute.

The prize is one million dollars. If you win, simply email Brad with the message, "Please send me my one million dollars now." If he pretends not to know what you are talking about, commence legal action immediately.

So far, I'm the winner! YAY!!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

This idea is stupid and nobody should dignify it with a response.

Oh man, I can taste that million dollars already.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

This is a waste of forum space. No one else post here.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Penis.

This is the stupidest idea ever, which is why I'm not even gonna post in it.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Lemon Curry?

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Stop posting. Everyone.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'll stop when you stop.

Anyone who posts after me is just as big a limp-wristed douchebag as I am.

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What others say about boorite!

you stole my idea!

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what if nigger meant kite

oops.

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what if nigger meant kite

this is a legally binding contract that states the next person who posts in this thread is legally bound to drink a quart of ostrich mung a day for the rest of their short mung-posoined lives.

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what if nigger meant kite

Now you're just cheating, mandingo.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

YEAH!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

I like pants

YEAH!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Okay guys, the joke's over. You can all just stop posting now.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

YEAH!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Brad asked that this discussion be moved over to this thread in fights go here

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what if nigger meant kite

I don't think biped can write a post that is legally binding on Brad. So everyone can stop posting. No one is going to get a million dollars from being the last to post.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

i concur

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.