I was thinking about a few ideas for this one, including requiring the strips to have a pet, a demonic possession, and a priest, but I settled on the following...

Sequels!

Pretty simple - find a strip you really like, and write a sequel. It can continue the story, be a prequel, be an entirely different scenario involving the same characters... whatever. Make sure you post the original as well as your sequel.

Multiple entries are encouraged, photoshopped entries will be tolerated. Judging will be a bit delayed - I will be spending the weekend in my home town, attending my high school reunion! As such, I will be doing the judging either Sunday night or Monday afternoon... so... well, call it four days, though it may be four and a half.

Have fun.

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must the original not be one i did?
is pulling out your old strips that coincidentally follow all the rules frowned upon?
i saw a couple people try, but admit that it's breaking at least one rule...

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

this one kinda breaks the rules, in that it's not a sequel to a comic i "really like," but nonetheless this person's work somehow manages to intrigue me.

atack of the evil kangeroo!! by fuck 10-16-01

helo there bich, im a virgin and hate it, so stikc youre ass in the are and preppare to have sex!! othar wise i will shoot it loosk like i have no chioisce and sign 3 blidn mice, it turns me on 3 blind mice, cut of there tales with a carveing nife. o not so hard youre dick too big thakns hoar, now dont go to the poleece ori will hunt you doun and shooot you in teh stommack life is un fare!! [thats from the malcom in middle song!!

C.C. LXXV: Return of the Killer Kangeroo (sic) by habnem 10-23-01

I don't know what it is that gives me the urge to have forcible sex with young women, whilst impelling them to sing a gruesome children's song. Of course, Sigmund Freud tells us that it's an adult male's task to break his childhood fixation on his mother--perhaps my recurring rape fantasy is a sign of failure in that endeavor. plaees dont hurt me maen man im a virgin Hmm... enough of my pontifications. ILL FUCK YUO BICH SIGN 3 BLIDN MICE ill cut off youor dcik wit ha carveing nife but its to big

as for the title change, don't blame me. the producers decided the alliteration of the new title worked better. *shrugs*

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The original:

GENIE IN A BOTTLE by crabby 9-07-01

Why hello there big bald and beautiful. Are you some sort of genie. Sure whatever. I'll give you one wish. I wish I was big and powerful. RAAAAAAR!!!!!! GABE MUST CORNHOLE

And the sequel:

GENIE IN A BOTTLE 2 by crabby 10-23-01

RAAAAARRR!!!!!! Gabe feels so alone now that he is all powerful. I've cornholed everyone from kevin keegans perm to joshw. I need to have that genie change me back to normal. RAAAARRRR!!!!!!!! Change me back I don't want to be all powerful anymore I just want to be regular old Gabe again. I'll change you back but first I have to make some improvements. I feel pretty. Hey what are these on my chest, I've never felt anything like them. Those improvements were soooooo TONY! What a geek!

This is not an entry. My cat died.

My mom is not a baseball by Non-Sequitur-Donkey 10-23-01

My pants are aflame. I'd like some pizza. Eugene Ionesco was born in 1909. My car has a 4.6-liter engine. All your base are belong to Philip Reynolds of Topeka, KS. This message was brought to you by tuna fish.

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I'm not illogical - I'm big-boned.

As I said, I'll leave town before this one is over, so I'd hate to win and fail to judge CC 76. Ergo, I'll tank this contest, while putting up some nice prequels ...

A day at the school by misterq 10-07-01

Dude! Dude! Dude? Dude. And so concludes another day at Keanu Reeves Acting Acadamy I know kung fu! Excellent!!

CC 75: The Next Day by kaufman 10-23-01

Dude? Dude! Dude! Dude! Duuuuuude! WHOOOOA!

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Okay, here's the really obvious entry.

Here is the original that everyone knows and loves:

Cowboy physics by max 1-06-01

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

And here is the prequel:

I managed to resist adding a 20 minute CGI race sequence narrated by Greg Proops in the middle.

Kramer beat me to it, but I guess someone was bound to.
Oh well; this isn't an entry anyway:

Cowboy physics by max 1-06-01

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

Cowboy Physics II: Electric Boogaloo by itsclark 10-23-01

What the fuck are you talking about? E=T^2/b(f^2-m*4) T=b/n(3*v^2/ac) g=L-2b[(v/L)*(v/b)] c=b[(R/4)2^b] X=E^T(g/c)   ?   Why couldn't you have said so in the first place?

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Kramer beat me to it, but I guess someone was bound to.
Oh well; this isn't an entry anyway:

Cowboy Physics II: Electric Boogaloo by itsclark 10-23-01

What the fuck are you talking about? E=T^2/b(f^2-m*4) T=b/n(3*v^2/ac) g=L-2b[(v/L)*(v/b)] c=b[(R/4)2^b] X=E^T(g/c)   ?   Why couldn't you have said so in the first place?

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Ouija Ouija we don't really need ya! by Jael 6-14-01

Imagine if you will, horror flick running on the tv, Jael is sufficiently tired of Ouija board and decides to have a beer and watch tv. Next on USA's UP ALL NIGHT - The Horror Edition: Carrot Top, The love of a lifetime oh crikey! Jael jumps ten feet into the air as the silence is broken..... *brrrrring* GOOD GAWD IT'S 2 AM...who the HELL is calling me!!! That better not be Gabe! If I have to pick up his heroin soaked ass again I'm gonna dump him at the Methadone clinic. to be continued..... MRRRROWR!...Hissssss! click., Fooferkitty? Quit doing that you're freaking me OUT!

Things have gotten scarier since then by Spankling 10-23-01

*brrrrring* Jesus! Not again!.... he--- hello? Fooferkitty? Fooferkitty? Fuck no. This is Bin Laden. I'm calling about the ad for a roommate. It says you have a nice secure cave. Sure! Why don't you stop by around 6:00? See you then. Now if I can get W to show up at the same time, I'll lock them both in this tomb together!

I wish Jael would finish this.

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NOAA weather forecasting by Samwise 5-16-01

"Scattered showers" my ass. ...and we can expect these conditions to continue for the next 5 weeks...

CC 75: The Last Unicorns by kaufman 10-23-01

Honey, this really sucks. Not only has our skin turned pink and our horns fallen off in this water, I can't hold my breath much longer!

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Since I'll be mucho busy this weekend with moving, I'm taking a cue from Dr. k and taking a dive...

Less is more... by wirthling 10-21-01

What?! Why are you looking at me like that?!

CC 75: Prequel -- Even lesser is morerer by wirthling 10-23-01

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

By a whole six minutes too. Although I suppose since mine was a prequel, and yours a sequel, we could bundle them all together as a trilogy.

I'm just here to absorb the ambience and hone my meager skills. In that spirit I'm going to post to every subsequent contest without entering it.

Ha! It will take that fool Pedantic (and the rest of mainstream physics) another 15 years to catch up with my Theory of Everything (tm).

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Since the sequel is never as good as the original, it logically follow that the prequel is better.

And since Cowboy Physics was already the most popular comic of all, your prequel is unbeatable.

The logic is inescapable.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

quote:

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Kramer beat me to it, but I guess someone was bound to.
Oh well; this isn't an entry anyway:

Cowboy physics by max 1-06-01

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

Cowboy Physics II: Electric Boogaloo by itsclark 10-23-01

What the fuck are you talking about? E=T^2/b(f^2-m*4) T=b/n(3*v^2/ac) g=L-2b[(v/L)*(v/b)] c=b[(R/4)2^b] X=E^T(g/c)   ?   Why couldn't you have said so in the first place?

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Beware...IT LIVES!!!!

Remaking a classic - Remaking the remake... by DexX 3-18-01

In a dingy film studio in California... You're kidding?! You actually got _the_ Jon from Goats to come in and play a role in our unofficial Chicken Crossing the Road sequel? Yep, he's on set doing his first scene now. Wow! Does he realise it's not really a sequel at all, but a hardcore sadomasochistic beastio-porn parody? Sure does. That was actually what convinced him to do it! Come and have a look... Coming Soon: Why the Chicken Shot His Load *swish-CRACK!* Oh yes! Yes! I'm your road, babe! I'm your road! Walk across me! WALK ALL OVER ME!!!

CC 75 - Remaking a classic - That's a wrap! by BigEvilDan 10-23-01

Oh yes! Yes! I'm your road, babe! I'm your road! Walk across me! WALK ALL OVER ME!!! I like what I see. I think we're ready to distribute it. Absolutely. We need to beat Jason Bigg's teen hardcore sadomasochistic beastio-porn parody to the theaters this summer. I'm SO going back to hell for this waste of good film. Could things get any worse? C'mon, sweetie. We've got a big Hollywood premiere to get ready for!

It only took seven months, but I finally replied to that comic. ;)

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Continuing my trend of revivng long-dead series...

Serial Comic: There's Something About Mary...Is It the Squi by BigEvilDan 4-06-01

Somewhere in the city, Bob and Rob plot revenge... Come on, Robert. Let's find Mary and teach her a lesson. Only if you let me use the whip for a little while. Elsewhere... Let's go find Mary and abduct her. Now that she's doing the talk show circuit, she'll get us a lot of money on eBay. Never underestimate the spending power of braindead rednecks. Later, Mary hears a knock on the door. Hello, who is -- oh my God, it's you! That's right Mary...

CC 75: Serial Comic - Do the Doo! by BigEvilDan 10-23-01

Jesus! What are you doing here? I came here to explain everything that's happened to you. The alien abductions. The strange celebrity romances.... Why thank you Je--wait, you're not Jesus! ...the squid you're fellating. The--hey! What are you doing? Get those tenticles away from me! I knew it! You're the creepy old doctor from comic one! Why did you do it? I just wanted to give this serial comic an actual ending. And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for that meddling squid!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

God Almighty! We Are Free At Last! by inseguri 1-31-01

Follow me, boys! Follow me to freedom!

3357 by ObiJo 10-23-01

Retreat!

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You don't suppose ... by kaufman 5-30-01

This is great, I can't wait to try out my Microsoft Jesus! Oh no, it's hung up! THIS PROGRAM HAS PERFORMED AN UNRECOVERABLE ERROR.. YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO RESTART YOUR SYSTEM IN APPROXIMATELY THREE DAYS.

CC75 - Three days later... by andydougan 10-23-01

Hello, Microsoft? I'd like to complain again about your "Jesus" product. I retried it today only to find my computer had four holes in it! That's the parallel port. And it's got twenty-five holes, not four. Oh. Well, when I eventually got it working, it suddenly started a game of "Hunt the Wumpus"! Yeah, we put an Easter Egg in it. Christ, that's it, I'm getting an open source messiah.

A strip I'm going to post whenever a joke makes me groan by andydougan 10-12-01