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finn34
King of Deadlines

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It's heavy as hell, but it's also COOL AS CRAP!

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9-22-06 11:16pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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[IMG]http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h65/blachtree/5673214.jpg[/IMG]

9-23-06 12:49am (new)
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niteowl
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Did you know that a cellphone has more bacteria on it than a toilet seat? Remember that when you're text voting for some untalented pudknocker on American Idol or yapping (at a decibel level rivaled only by a jet engine) to your friend about your erectile dysfunction problem in a crowded room.

Better yet, jam that cellphone up your ass. You'll probably clean it off.

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9-23-06 2:34am (new)
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Zaster
Wait for it...

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But it still doesn't have nearly as many bacteria as that crusty, burrito-stained keyboard you've been hammering on with those scabrous sausage links you call fingers.

Think about that next time you mash out a drunken fanboy E-mail to your favorite female mud wrestler.

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9-23-06 7:20am (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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That's like saying there's more grease in a hamburger than in a salad.

9-23-06 3:20pm (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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Friend of mine works for Alltel. He would like to strangle people, I think:

woodsmoke81: we had tornadoes and bad, bad lightning storms the past 2 days
IvyThePlantae: yeah, i saw you guys were getting slammed by some massive counterclockwise-rotating storm that took up the whole midwest
woodsmoke81: it was non-stop lightning and thunder and sirens... it was crazy
woodsmoke81: I was at work and was on the phone with some bitch from Kentucky complaining that her phone and DSL were out and that she "Had to watch Dr. Phil" and how we were majorly inconveniencing her by making her miss Dr. Phil
woodsmoke81: I said "Ma'am, we're currently under a tornado warning here, and we have to take cover. I will finish your trouble ticket when I get back."
woodsmoke81: She had the nerve to say "I don't care if you have a tornado warning, fix my phone!!!!"
woodsmoke81: she started to cuss me out and I was like "Ma'am... Ma'am... MA'AM, I HAVE TO GO NOW"

woodsmoke81: being a phone repair rep really sucks
woodsmoke81: it pays $11 an hour, but still, it sucks... I take 100+ calls a day of angry people who are absolutely crazy and think their world is falling apart because their phone is out of service
woodsmoke81: and 90% of the time, it's due to areawide outages from thunderstorms or hurricanes
woodsmoke81: and all of them are either 1.) dying 2.) have cancer 3.) are pregnant or 4.) run a home business and therefore MUST have their phone NOW
woodsmoke81: I had a lady say "I am 10 1/2 months pregnant and I need my phone to call my obstetrician"

9-23-06 3:43pm (new)
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niteowl
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I'm so glad I came back to this place.

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9-23-06 9:15pm (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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I know, huh?

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9-23-06 10:00pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/phone.jpg[/IMG]

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9-26-06 11:31am (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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She thinks: "Ohmigod! I am SO cute standing here talking on my cell phone that I'll strike the CUTEST post! Teehee!"

We think: "Target practice."

9-26-06 1:48pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/7jntqmqqw9vr8peevebh0b7fwz3opgd5.jpg[/IMG]

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9-26-06 1:51pm (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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I have one of those handsets.

Now, if I could just find my cell phone...

9-26-06 3:22pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/2-playerimage.jpg[/IMG]

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9-26-06 4:35pm (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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According to Google, this is a picture of a "cell phone."

[IMG]http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c12/ivytheplant/cowboy.jpg[/IMG]

9-26-06 4:48pm (new)
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The_young_scot
Makes out like a Lesbian

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ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE!

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9-26-06 4:53pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Strangely, Google thinks this is a picture of "phone whore":

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/inbox108661O1127942463.jpg[/IMG]

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9-26-06 5:03pm (new)
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niteowl
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This thread just got a whole lot better.

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9-26-06 9:26pm (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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I thought we weren't allowed to post tits because it offended certain users.

Man ass is still okay though.

9-26-06 10:14pm (new)
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AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

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9-26-06 10:25pm (new)
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boloboffin
putting the whee in ennui

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Aight, Lisa Marie, I gotcha a damn pony.

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9-27-06 7:52pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/phonedog.jpg[/IMG]

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What others say about boorite!

9-28-06 10:32am (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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According to Google, this is a phone fucker.


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9-28-06 4:38pm (new)
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Hari_Nezumi
Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch

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I walked out of a resteraunt today and the first thing I saw outside was this kid who couldn't have been over seven years old yakkin away on a cell phone. Who the fuck does he have to call? What the fuck would they talk about?

Boy1: Biwwy wike, totawwy stuck a cwayon up her nose, the stupid dipshit.
Boy2: Yeah I know. He showd weawwy go fuck a twee.
Boy1: Oh, did you get to see the new stack of contwuction papew at schoow today? It was totawwy top of the wine.
Boy2: No way, man. I was too busy stawing at Miss Andewsons totawwy fine ass. I'd wike to bang that shit wike a fuckin' dwum.

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9-28-06 7:09pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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Here is a poem I wrote about people who use cel phones:

Cell phone fuckers
Beep-beep! Smash!
Flabbity creech gibble gorp,
You are dead.

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9-28-06 8:38pm (new)
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xxausrottenxx
Sock of the walk

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cellphone haiku

your call cannot be
completed as dialed please leave
a message at tone

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9-28-06 10:28pm (new)
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