Post your favorite comics of all time from stripcreator!!

Ed's Knife's Edge by RedfeatheR 1-16-05

I know you probably get a lot of hate mail which made me hesitate to write you. But I have to for my own satisfaction. You are incredibly ignorant and petty. It is obvious that you have absolutely no life whatsoever and take incredible joy in ripping on people that you envy, such as me. I wonder what you would say to someone like me if we met on the streets. You are a coward Love Mom

Various People Shout "GLAYNATAR!!!" At Each Other by biped 9-22-04

GLAYNATAR!!! GLAYNATAR!!! GLAYNATAR!!! GLAYNATAR!!! GLAYNATAR!!! GLAYNATAR!!!

hilarious!

Santa Said A Bad Word by biped 6-14-04

LOOK!!! IT'S GRAMPS!!! HE'S NOT DEAD AFTER ALL!!! OH, BOY!!! GRAMPS!!! YAY!!! GRAMPS, GRAMPS, GRAMPS!!! GRAMPS, GRAMPS, GRAMPS!!! SHUT UP, you stupid kids! I'm not your damn GRAMPS! I'm Santa Claus, DAMN IT! "Damn it"! Ha, ha! I'm going to start saying "damn it" now, because Santa Claus says it! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! Well, you might as well start saying "shit" too, because that's what you're both getting for Christmas! SHIT!

God: Year One by squidrabies 9-21-05

I don't like fairies. Aww. Thousands of years later... Wait, they thought I meant what? They say it's written in the Bible. It's in the what?

so true!

Neal and Roger, Sitting in a tree... by fuzzyman 10-01-01

Say, Roger, have you ever thought of... uh.. well... going gay? WHAT? Ummm.... No... NO! Are you trying to tell me something? NO! Uh.... I would... umm... never... Oh... uh... good. You had me worried there, buddy. damn damn

classic!

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"Common sense is not so common." Voltaire

I prefer Biped's blue period, myself. It is during this time that his work became less exuberant and more sober in tone, reflecting personal tragedy. The dark forces of nature made way for quiet, rural scenes. With these changes, Biped distanced himself from earlier works and current fashion, which increasingly inclined toward heavier use of recurring characters and forum in-jokes.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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I prefer Biped's blue period, myself. It is during this time that his work became less exuberant and more sober in tone, reflecting personal tragedy. The dark forces of nature made way for quiet, rural scenes. With these changes, Biped distanced himself from earlier works and current fashion, which increasingly inclined toward heavier use of recurring characters and forum in-jokes.

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I enjoyed Biped's Dog on a ball period. Period.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

blue period? can't find it. biped has so many comics. can anyone give me a link please? it would be greatly appreciated.

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"Common sense is not so common." Voltaire

....yeah, I'm not gonna say anything.

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Poop.

It goes like this-

Pretty Pretty by choadwarrior 9-08-03

So why are you switching salons? I have no idea what those Vietnamese women who work there are saying, but I get the feeling they aren't very nice. No wonder you never get laid, cowboy. Just look at your nails.

Dragon Sex by boinky33 8-23-02

EJACULATE! UH!

Maternal Clock by umfumdisi 10-11-05

My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking. Why the black eyes? I replied that my paternal cock needed licking.

Disgruntled teenager pick-up lines by mmyers 1-17-05

Whatever. As if. If you wanna ever come over or whatever, then maybe we could like do some stuff and that might be cool or whatever but if not, whatever. That like might be cool and stuff. I dunno. I'm pregnant. Fuck.

Cunt's Diary by dcomposed 10-15-03

So your penis is only two inches fully erect, I can get over that. I guess it only seems small in comparison. Comparison to what? Your gigantic vagina?

Ka-BLAM.

i loved the disgruntled teenager pick up lines one. i laughed for long time.

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"Common sense is not so common." Voltaire

and as main dong which any of your moms can attest to

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what if nigger meant kite

Wow, Matchbook...If you had taken my name off that comic and shown it to me, I never would have remembered I wrote that. Anyway, I have a set of comics by other users. See if you're in there. Meanwhile, here are five of my all-time favorites:

Match Maker by MaKK_BeNN 12-09-03

I was at Subway yesterday and I wasn't sure if the girl behind the counter was retarded or not. Then I got an errection and I knew that she must be.

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 7-25-05

Do you think being gay is genetic, or a sinful lifestyle choice? I've given much thought to this subject. On the one hand, who would choose to be gay in this hateful, intolerant society? Not me. On the other hand, I like sticking my dick in stuff. And science marches on.

Number 3 - Darren and Hank by Choobychooby 5-22-03

So, what do you have planned for tonight then? Tonight? I thought we were just staying in to watch television tonight? But, it's our anniversary, aren't you going to take me out for a meal or something? What do you mean our anniversary? That's not until November. No it isn't, we started going out in May, we met at that roadshow, remember? Oh yeah, but it was months before you gave me any ass.

Salaad.... by Kaddar 10-31-02

Please don't hurt me! Salaaaad.... I'm sorry, what? I'm a vegetarian zombie.

New names for groups of things (w/ respect to S. Appleby) by mmyers 5-30-03

A Disappointment of mothers. You were so smart when you were younger. Why didn't you stay in school? You should have married Karen. Now you'll be alone forever. A Stink of hippys. Man, I haven't bathed in weeks. Have you tried covering it up with clove cigarettes and pachuli oil? It totally works. A Smacking of pimps. I said, "Bitch, you better have my Star Wars toys still in the packages." Damn straight.

This one's dumb by FinnNYC 2-18-04

Ok, hands up who's a Dude Ranch first timer...

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Poop.

COMIC#68,000

Manhattan Tear Drops by crabby 5-02-02

HOME ALONE 29 by crabby 4-02-02

In a world where sequels are released without hesitation......... We have everything right? I just keep feeling like we forgot something. Don't worry I double checked we didn't forget a thing! Many are released but only one can be king............... OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!! WHERE'S KEVIN DID THAT PIECE OF SHIT GET ON THE WRONG PLANE AGAIN WE ALREADY DID THAT STORY IN PART TWO!!!!!!!!!!! DAMMIT! June 12th join us for the next release in an American tradition.............HOME ALONE 29: LOST IN LONDON AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm all alone in London. Jolly good show old chap!

Sacrament of Conformation by boorite 4-16-02

Now that we're done with the Catechumenate, we should get confirmed together. It'd be so cute! Cute? Er, about reciting the Apostle's Creed in front of God and everybody... see, I don't exactly "believe" it. Neither do I. What's the big whoop?

Ivy And The Atheist 2 by ivytheplant 11-25-03

Faster! Harder! Harder! Come on, Atheist! I'm going as hard as I can, Ivy. Would you stop moving!? Oh...dear...god...Ivy, I can't believe you've sunk this low. Hey! I'm saving money, damnit! Would you just buy a space heater already you cheap bitch? Now once the fire is going, someone is going to have to make sure it doesn't go out or else we're going to freeze all winter.

Repetitive Stress by choadwarrior 8-25-03

So I finally put an end to all that nonsense about my former secretary wanting to swap monitors with my new secretary. FINALLY! Did you just tell her there is no difference between the two--that they're both 15 inch monitors? No, she wouldn't buy that argument. So what did you tell her? That her new monitor is better because it's ergonomic.

Favorite comics of all time: George Carlin, Andy Kaufman, Lenny Bruce, Gilbert Gottfried, White House Press Secretary Tony Snow.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Andy Kaufman was never funny.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Exactly. That's what made him a genius.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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HAHA! thats your best comic crackpanther!

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"Common sense is not so common." Voltaire

Shameless plugging-

Truth Be Told by Matchbook_Romance 1-20-04

I have this friend, and I think she has a problem. What is it? Well, she has a very clingy boyfriend. He won't let her out sometimes and has a temper problem. I think she's too afraid to tell someone because he might beat her. Are you sure this is your friend and not you? It's not me, actually... Oh hey, I gotta go now. My boyfriend just called again. I forgot I'm not supposed to be out today, so I have to hurry to his house.

You're A Cancer! by Matchbook_Romance 1-17-04

*Ring ring* Hello? Hey, I've been trying to call you all day. Oh yeah? Well... I've been busy. I can't be on the phone too long because you know cell phone usage causes brain cancer. We've been using cell phones for so long, how come we haven't gotten brain cancer yet? Are you mad at me or something? Fine, talking to you causes brain cancer.

Life Gets Demanding by Matchbook_Romance 12-08-03

So me and Antoine just had sex for the first time. By the look on your face, it seems it didn't go so well. It wasn't. First off, he's not exactly Mr. Thunderstick and secondly, he's no Energizer Bunny. Damn, that sucks. Uh guys, you do know I'm in the next room right?

The Graveyard Stalemate by Digger 8-07-03

BRAINS! BRAINS!!! uhh...your BRAINS!!! hmm no.....YOUR BRAINS! I'll settle for a Liver. Go Fish.

Japanese Rice Wine by Rabid_Weasle 8-19-04

Jesus has requested I bring him some small cups. What for? Jesus wishes to drink his Japanese rice wine. Oh, for Christ's sake!

Pwahahaha.

Just so people don't think I'm conceited or anything--I would think this comic was great even if it weren't one of mine.

2 Da MAXX!!! 2.0 by biped 4-11-06

Hey, look -- SARDINES!!! Witch!!! WIIIIIIIITCH!!! Phil, you need to stop conjuring up sardines like that or you're going to get burned at the stake as a witch. No, I won't. YAAAAAAAAAAA!!! PURGING FLAME! PURGING FLAME! DESTROY THE WITCH AND ERASE HIS NAME! SARDINES RETURN FROM WHENCE THEY CAME! HAIL, HAIL, COREY HAIM!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I WANT AMERICAN WOMAN! by couldawoulda 9-13-06

I WANT AMERICAN WOMAN! I WANT AMERICAN WOMAN! SUCK MY DICK, BITCH!