Will the US ever get itself out of Iraq? Not if our illustrious president has anything to say about it!

Make a comic with a central theme of ending the war in Iraq. No other constraints. Judging in a week.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Gorge bush's exit plan by wizardsfan 5-09-07

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i break for.............. oh shit no breaks

No? 'K... Why no entry? by RedfeatheR 5-09-07

My fellow Americans, I will now bring the troops home Mr. President, how did you come up with this plan? It came to me when I was pushing for anal and Laura said, "Exit only" ...so... what is your first step? This plan involves KY and roofies

Groovy! - "I swear I'll pull out in time, baby.. Trust me!" by edoggydog 5-10-07

I'm going to announce to the world we're pulling out of Iraq... Groovy! (Meanwhile, in Al-qaeda's secret lair somewhere in Bagdad...) ...and due to constant pressure from the left to surrender, I'm announcing we're pulling out of Iraq. Groovy! Groovy! Groovy!

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

CC 354: Another Crappy Comic... by ComicCreator 5-12-07

This is Tom Rogers, reporting outside the White House. Earlier today, The President of the United States declared that he will take his troops out of Iraq Tomorrow as a new danger now lurk there. Far Away, In place we know as Iraq. TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU! What the...

CC 354: Two In The Bush by biped 5-13-07

I'm stumped--I need a face-saving exit strategy from Iraq. Err...with honor and stuff. Help me, Woofy. WOOF!!! WOOF!!! "My fellow Americans... WOOF!!! WOOF!!!" YAY!!! Everything's gonna be okay in Iraq, Mommy! Mr. President says-- "WOOF!!! WOOF!!!" Oh, I knew he'd come through! ED! PACK UP THE CAMPER! WE'RE GOING TO DOLLYWOOD!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 354: Just like playing Risk by lukket 5-13-07

Mr. President, you keep saying that you won't announce a date for pulling out of Iraq due to strategic concerns. Can you elaborate on that. Well, if we announce that we pull out, the enemy will know that we are doing it, and that would ruin the secret plan of invading a larger neighbor of Iraq with those troops. Iran? They ARE the only larger neighbor you know.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

CC 354: Floyd Goes To Washington by biped 5-13-07

YAAAAAAA!!! HEY, GEORGE! I'm Floyd Reynolds! I bypassed your White House security system to shoot the shit with your FUCKIN' ASS about this Iraq deal! Later... ...and that's it! Whatta ya think, asshole? Your...your insights are astounding! What an infallibly brilliant strategery! I'll impliment it right away! HONEY, I'M HOME! And once again, I'm a NATIONAL HERO! 'Bout fuckin' time, dickhead! The shitter's clogged up again!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC354 - Stop for the love of god by kramer_vs_kramer 5-13-07

Mr President, is it true to say you now have an exit strategy for Iraq? That's correct. I plan to evacuate the troops by building a giant secret escape pipe. Tunnel. Iraq's a pretty big place. You expect them all to march cross-country through this tunnel? To speed up the exit, the troops will be supplied with state of the art military toboggans. Toboggans? Of course, we'll have to lubricate the tunnel with oil. Lots of oil.

RCL no. 1567 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-13-07

YAY! Why so happy, dorkface? I just found out the "big pullout" was a HUGE success! So, we're finally out of Iraq? Who's talking about Iraq? My girlfriend just got her period! YAAAAAAAYYY!! SWEET WAFFLES!!

I don't know how anyone can beat RCLG's comic.

CC 354: Lost in Iraq by ivytheplant 5-13-07

Mr. President, what is your plan for pulling out of Iraq? Quite simple, really. We're making a spin-off of Lost. Excuse me? Everyone loves Lost. So much so that they'll forget all about Iraq. They'll just watch Lost all day. Lost Lost Lost. Do you really think that will work? If there's one thing I've learned about my people is that they care more about Lost than global affairs.

ivytheplant

It's really very true.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I was going to say TV in general, but all I ever hear is Lost, Lost, Lost. I'm starting to actually think the government put subliminal messages in there to make people talk about nothing else. I'm sure it's a lovely show, but I don't care.

ivytheplant

You're just saying that because you don't have a cool underground hatch thingy in your backyard.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Yer, and a computer with bleeps every 108 Minutes.

gabe_billings

I don't even have a backyard.

RCL no. 1427 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-16-07

I read the House just past some meaningless Iraq resolution to pull out... Speaking of "pulling out"... I saw on the internet pictures of John Amaechi and Tim Hardaway involved in a gay love tryst... What's that got to do with pulling out of Iraq? Nothing really... I just can't stop thinking about those images of two large black guys 69-ing! [ cricket noises ]

The future is now. by lildeucecoup 5-15-07

Mr. President, I'm from the future and I've travelled back in time to deliver you a super hero that will end this war in Iraq and make you look like a hero! Send him in. Sup? What's your powers? BAM! Hehehehe... You got a turkey on your dong.

The future is now 2. by lildeucecoup 5-15-07

Mr. Head of the Military... I have a super hero from the future that is going to wipe out this Iraq war problem. This is the first I've heard of any time travellers, send him in. Sup bro! How can you get us out of this problem in Iraq. Is that a turkey on his penis or does he just have a deformed penis?

The future is now 3. by lildeucecoup 5-15-07

Sup kangaroo? Bam! This is major kangaroo, I just shot a man wearing a chicken on his penis. You might wanna send the boys here to check it out for giggles.

The future is now 4. by lildeucecoup 5-15-07

I gave you the super weapon to end this war in Iraq and you sent him to Arizona to fight some sort of kangaroo cult? He died fighting for freedom. Freedom of what? Freedom to be a good Christian. I'd rather be in the future with all the giant crabs than listen to anymore of this. The future is a big doody head. Lets bomb it.

The future is now 5. by lildeucecoup 5-15-07

Mr. Head of the Military, I want all troops taken out of Iraq and sent to the future at once. I don't want one men left in Iraq. We need to take out the future. Ok.

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The Worst Wing #8 by TheGovernor 5-17-07

Mr President, the joint chiefs and I are here to talk to you about your exit strategy Great, it is about time we sorted this out Wow, we were afraid you weren't interested in doing this sir Of course I am, it's a matter of upmost importance Well we're thinking a phased withdrawal of our troops in Iraq by 2008, whilst training up Iraq's own military to take over operations in our sectors Wait, what has this got to do with me wanting a new patio door installed in the Oval Office?

CC 354: A job for the drill sergeants by lukket 5-17-07

My fellow Americans! Our war in Iraq was always based on a just cause, and the coalition was neve doubtful or fearful in the pursuit of our goals. In spite of these good intentions our efforts have failed and we have to rethink our stategy. At last! In our long and ardous quest to get cheap oil, our troops will now leave Iraq and soon they will invade the wildlife of the rogue state of Alaska.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

CC 354 - Exit Strategy by crackpanther 5-17-07

Mr. President, how do you plan to get out of Iraq? Heh heh. I'm not in Iraq. I'm in Pittsburg. Washington DC. Right. Next question?

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CC 354 - Exit Strategy by crackpanther 5-17-07

Haha you got straight up EMBROILED in my country! Dude it suuuuucked. What you been doing down here anyways? You know - fuckin hoes, rollin' blunts, listening to CDs Cool, cool. Which CDs? SEE DESE NUTS!!! That's pretty 1994, not gonna lie.

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RCL no. 1587 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-17-07

WE NEED TO PULL OUT OF IRAQ NOW! AND, FURTHER-MORE, I SAY WE SIT DOWN WITH THE TERRORISTS AND ASK WHY THEY HATE US SO WE CAN APO-LOGIZE TO THEM! THIS MESSAGE OF DEFEAT AND SUR-RENDER HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY EVERY MAGGOT-INFESTED, OUT-OF-WORK, '60's HOLDOVER!!

CC 354: A-Jizz-era by lukket 5-17-07

Hey son. Long time no see. Yeah. I know pop. I have been very busy. Um. I've come to ask for some money. You should have plenty. You're the current president of the U.S. Yeah. But I think I've made someone pregnant. Did you remember to pull out in time? It's hard to know when to do that when your Dick is in charge.

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troelsea at gmail dot com