Three rules:

1. New comics.

2. Characters must be attempting some illegal activity.

3. ALL characters must speak in a comical Scandinavian accent.

3.a. unless it's a shitty fake Mexican accent.

4. The 4th rule is that there are 3 rules.

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What others say about boorite!

CC 364 example: El Rape-O by boorite 8-03-07

Hola! Soy El Rape-O! Yah fer sure, howdy howdy howdy! Hola! Soy El Rape-O!

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What others say about boorite!

Groovy! - This Course has more SLOPES than Shorebird! by edoggydog 8-04-07

[ *Groovy! ] Ejole! When they said thees course had a high "slope" rating, I thought they meant eet was muy deefeecult! Furdy yerkin!*

CC 364 by ivytheplant 8-04-07

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork Tubur hes cleunsed yuoor culun veethuoot a medeecel leecense-a. Ay caramba!

Nuevo Comic by Humpenstein 8-04-07

Ave chyou ever hwonderrred if people can supporrrrrt themelves? I aven't. Hwherrre I'm frrrom nobody supporrrts themselves!

CC364: Murder on the Marrakesh Express by UnknownEric 8-04-07

You vill give me money, ja? Or I give you AIDS! Ay yay yay, es decision horrible! I keep my money, si?

El contesto es dificil.

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I has a flavor!

cc364: el fugitivo by mandingo 8-04-07

one-arm hombre keel Señor Kimble's esposa! it wunnit me, detective! he keel her! he cut off my arm so i no tell! but i guess i av to now here's how he told me she die... i tie you up like Michael Hutchence and geev it to you hard ohhhhhhh Speedy! i arreste tha Gonzales punk, but sumtin just no seem righ about tha Kaiser Soze's story

the 4th panel would have been the getaway bicycle

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what if nigger meant kite

Nuevo comic. by Humpenstein 8-04-07

The other day I was talking to this girl. She said, "Querre un fiesta grande sin tu pero querre invitar todos de su amigos." I said fuck you.

cc364 by mandingo 8-04-07

este Halloween and then the lil sheet stab me

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what if nigger meant kite

School Daze 8 by Clever_Name 8-05-07

Must be excited today huh Juan? Why is that? The cafeteria sells tacos the first tuesday of every month. Taco Tuesday.

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CC 364 by ivytheplant 8-05-07

I bet if I blow the judge, I'll win this comic contest. Oh wait. I bet iff I bloo zee joodge-a, I'll veen thees cumeec cuntest. Um de hur de hur de hur.

CC 364: Perro, the Mexican Crime-Fighting Dog by bike 8-06-07

Ay-yi-yi! Arre joo downloadeeing a moviee? Joo are comeeting thefft of eenteelectual propertee! Joo are takeeing the muney from the peeple who worked on eet! No es bien! What does joo haaf to saay for joorsellf? børk a møøse, høser

By no means am I proud of this one.

CC395: In the "ball room" at Småland, pørk pørk pørk!! by themushroom 8-06-07

Cöme to LIKEE-YA dis weeken før our beeg KiddeRapen event! Bring the yung ones for fün! me next! me next! We have special games for good little boys and girls. Just leave them unattended in the restroom while you shop our massive selection of goods! gawd I love my job! At LIKEE-YA, yøø don't haf to be smart, just yung!

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

OooooOOOHHH BOY! Time for teh corniness! III.V by RedfeatheR 8-06-07

Hi mayd jew brinksfest Fuhk-her No hard vheelings for ven you puud day peenice een miiy faced add nighdtimes Eeez dat zoggy sugarz all over dee top ov de jeerios? Eeed up

RCL no. 1650 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-07-07

...and den Sven unzipped his kalsonger and showed me his tolva-inch rör! Ho-ho-holy Ikea! Tolva-inch? Ya. And dat's just ven it's mjuk! Yarga! So, how big ven it's hård? Trea mätares! ROSTIG RUTABAGAS!!

This contest is getting kind of stagnant. Put more comics in it, everyone.

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What others say about boorite!

CC 364: The Eventually-Ending Story by biped 8-09-07

...und zo I says to him, "Bjork! Why iss you such...a djork?" Ha-ha...ha! Does you gets it? Da choke? No, Bjorn, I does not gets da choke. Vat iss da funny part, zo dat I too may laugh? At, ehh, da choke? Vell, is a funny choke for because dey rhymes, you see, da names of da--vat iss dat you iss doing, Sven? I iss injecting my captives vit monster serum. I turns dem all into monsters...ha-ha! Ha! Iss good choke! Ja, sure...dat iss a good vun all right, ha-ha, ha. But da choke iss on you, Sven--da monsters iss revolting. VIVA LAS PELICULAS PORNOGRAFICAS!!! Y MUERTO PARA TODOS DOCTORS INSANICOS!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RCL no. 1651 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-10-07

Oh, looky here, Inga... Another, e-mail from dat guy named "boorite"... Ya, Helga? Vat does dat pervert vant dis time? More of da same sing as dis morn. So, you best be getting naked now, toot sweet, ya know... Oofta! Do I have to? Ya, you betcha! His daily download fees alone are keeping us afloat , for sure! Råtta kön! Okay... You varm up da wideo camera, and I'll go get da yerman sheperd...

The Duckman of Alcatraz by HydeGuy 8-10-07

I´m here for a serious toilet humour offense. What did the comic police arrest you for? Drawing mustaches. Hey, I could draw one on your face! Why ? You´ll be amazed how much a mustache changes your appearance. Maybe the police will think they arrested the wrong guy! Ay caramba! Hey, Señor Duck, thees ees mucho big miraculo. Holy frijoles, grab your cojones, amigos! That´s just plain silly! Or as the Mexicans say: Thees ees molto stupido!

Swedish Pastoral Paradise (Vat? Vat? Ja?) by Boring 8-12-07

Vat ... Vat is happened here, Farmer Sven? Oh Annafrid, I neva vanted to tell ju. But I dink now it is time. Vat? Vat? Ja? Oh Annafrid, ju know, sheeps are kept by de farmers to provide wool and to provide meat for de lunch. I just killed jur sister Pernilla. Vat? Does dis mean ju are going to kill me also? Ja? One day I vill. But not as long as ju can still give birth to my childrens.

CC 364: It's No Lye! by kaufman 8-13-07

No, no, Sven. Don't ya steal Mrs. Olafthorgesson's lutefisk. Canna ya imagine if everybody stolen da lutefisk? Everybody getta punished in ya afterlife and dey weigh down dee undaworld until ... Helsinki!

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RCL no. 1654 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-13-07

Yumpin' yimminy, TOBOR! You look sicker dan Bjorn Borg ven he lost to McEnroe at da Vimbledon! Ya. [*urp* ] For sure. Upset tummy, ya? Ya. I ate some sour herring dat was vayyyy past it's "freshness date"... If, you need to "toss your rutabagas", use dis here box! You betcha![ *SLUUUUUUNGA* ]

Ja Ja Said the Torero (CC 364) by DrMorton 8-13-07

God morning, mister klaun. Ju is happy dis day, ja? Smørebrød, ja? Diego? What with shitty swedish accento? I know you for years, estes Mexicano like me, si? Si si si, Señor clown, but Señor Boorite not know this. Diego want steal prize money for comic competition 364, so Diego pretend like funny eskimo. But ees no prize money in stripcreator comic competitiones, Diego! Porca Misere! Señor Boorite is big bandito! Hijo de puta, Diego want money back! Ees no entry fee also ...

It doesn't show well, but you know the voices and the accents ... 

CC 364: Cheech and Chong Ride Again by kaufman 8-13-07

pffffffffffffff ... Aaahhh! Hey man! This is good weed, ain't it? Uh, Pedro, that's the third time you asked me that in the last 15 minutes. Oh man! Y'know, maybe we should roll down the windows. It's getting kind of smoky here in the car. Dude, we stepped outside half an hour ago. Oh wow! Hey man! This is good weed, ain't it?

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Hey, Boorite...  When the ferdy-yurkin are yougoing to judge this contest?  Hmmmmmmmmmm?