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themushroom
Eat delicious cookies.

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Welcome back to another thrilling episode of Random Comic Dialog!  Today's installment:  "I could really use a handjob".  Sponsored by Brillo scrubbing pads and Brawny, The Quicker Picker Upper!

You're familiar with the scheme:  hit Random until you find something you like, use the phrase

"I could really use a handjob" as dialog or thought, any number of panels, all new work.

Bonus points if you can do it in one panel and if it's a woman who uses the phrase.  Example: 

[Click to view comic: 'RCD #8: The priest that passes understanding'] 

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

10-04-07 7:17pm (new)
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Hatrix
All this and neurosis too!

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[Click to view comic: 'RCD #8: Manga']

[Click to view comic: 'RCD #8: How Does That Make You Feel?']

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

10-04-07 10:05pm (new)
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Boring
The Red Guy

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10-05-07 12:20pm (new)
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DrMorton
Bwaaaaak!

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10-05-07 4:00pm (new)
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themushroom
Eat delicious cookies.

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I didn't say when this piece of shit ends, did I?  Hmm.  Okay.  Friday at 10pm PST.  So get your last tugs in before this thing goes off.

(That was handjob humor. See, when a man pulls on his penis repeatedly, it... okay.) 

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10-11-07 2:10am (new)
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crackpanther
Recreational User

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[Click to view comic: 'RCD 8 - or - How Deaf Santa Got Raped, p.1']" />

10-11-07 11:26am (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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[Click to view comic: 'RCD 8']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

10-11-07 12:00pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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10-11-07 12:27pm (new)
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bankerrap
Junior Comic Technician

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[Click to view comic: 'RCD 8']

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At least if the world was flat you could push people you didn't like off the edge.

10-11-07 12:31pm (new)
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HydeGuy
Stripcreator Newbie

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10-11-07 1:29pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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10-11-07 4:53pm (new)
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boloboffin
putting the whee in ennui

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[Click to view comic: 'Brilliant!']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

10-11-07 6:10pm (new)
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themushroom
Eat delicious cookies.

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LOL so far... okay, now bring this to a climax!

 

Come to think of it, I really could use... ahem.

 

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10-11-07 9:01pm (new)
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JStrong
Junior Comic Technician

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10-12-07 5:25pm (new)
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arbi
Stripcreator Regular

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10-12-07 10:46pm (new)
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arbi
Stripcreator Regular

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10-12-07 10:56pm (new)
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themushroom
Eat delicious cookies.

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Okay, enough of this.

An exciting Handjob goes to Boring for "Hardware Tweaking 3" for the Microsoft joke and getting Granny to ask for a yankie of her wankie.

The winner though, and spiller of seed, is DrMorton for getting right down to it in "Basement Needs". Because I said so and feel it in my bones. Okay, bone.

 

Hit it, DrMorton!

 

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10-13-07 12:08am (new)
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DrMorton
Bwaaaaak!

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Thanks a lot to the Mushroom for a great contest - this phrase was so ingenious that you came up with a funny or weird situation almost everytime you hit the random button.

Don´t expect me to live up to this with my idea for the next contest but I´ll try.

10-13-07 5:37am (new)
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themushroom
Eat delicious cookies.

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Flattered! It was just something I pulled out of my ass.

 

Okay, don't try to figure why I had a handjob in my bum. Don't.

 

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10-13-07 10:57pm (new)
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