Anyone who has ever been in the food service, or has been some sort of clerk will appreciate this next contest:

The comic will consist of witty banter and or insults exchanged between customers and employees of a restaurant, convenience store etc... You must use the "fastfood" background that is under "inside," in at least one panel. If you've seen the movie "Clerks," or "Waiting...," then you know what I'm looking for. Example:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 375: The Customer Is Always Wrong']

I'll announce an ending date when people submit enough entries.

[Click to view comic: 'cc375: Rat tail']

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what if nigger meant kite

mandingo and I have this one won.

[Click to view comic: 'Woppy Burger']

[Click to view comic: 'Woppy Burger 2']

[Click to view comic: 'Woppy Burger 3']

[Click to view comic: 'Woppy Burger 4']

[Click to view comic: 'Woppy Burger 5']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Woppy Burger 6']

[Click to view comic: 'Woppy Burger 7']

[Click to view comic: 'Woppy Burger Finale']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Props to whoppy burger!





[Click to view comic: 'Coffee with a side order of bullshit - take 2']

It's pretty much a moot point to enter the contest now, because if HCRoyall didn't win, then the stories of corruption in StripCreator surely are true. However, since I've worked in restaurants for four years and counting, I had to enter. I'm so glad I'm a cook and never have to put up with customers' bullshit.

[Click to view comic: 'The Manager (CC 375)']

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

Since it wasn't specified that old entries AREN'T allowed:
[Click to view comic: 'Swipe It Between Your Buttcheeks and Hit Enter']

Additionally, this comic is a few years old, they now accept debit cards and discover for purchases of $7 or more.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

No rule against old comix???

[Click to view comic: 'People Who Haven't Had Their Coffee']

[Click to view comic: 'People Who Haven't Had Their Coffee']

[Click to view comic: 'People Who Haven't Had Their Coffee']

[Click to view comic: 'People Who Haven't Had Their Coffee']

[Click to view comic: 'People Who Haven't Had Their Coffee']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

[Click to view comic: 'CC 375: Robot Cashier']

Meh it aint great...

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I looked at two peeled bananas and realized what they really were. They were Weiners!

Since no mention of a rule against old comics...

[Click to view comic: 'RCL: Always end on a compliment']

[Click to view comic: 'Psychic Jim']

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Hey, I have some old comics with the "fastfood" background!  This is a lot easier than making new ones.

[Click to view comic: 'A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It -- 1']

[Click to view comic: 'A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It -- 2']

[Click to view comic: 'A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It -- 3']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It -- 4']

[Click to view comic: 'A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It -- 5']

[Click to view comic: 'A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It -- 6']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

HCRoyalllool, good ole Woppy Burger

[Click to view comic: 'cc375: Woppy Burger Redux']

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what if nigger meant kite

Based on shit I had to put up with after college.

[Click to view comic: 'CC375: True Tales from Pizza Slut (Makin' It Late) 1']

[Click to view comic: 'CC375: True Tales from Pizza Slut (Makin' It Late) 2']

[Click to view comic: 'CC375: True Tales from Pizza Slut (Makin' It Late) 3']

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

[Click to view comic: 'McRapey's']

[Click to view comic: 'McRapey's']

[Click to view comic: 'McRapey's']

[Click to view comic: 'McRapey's']

[Click to view comic: 'McRapey's']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'McRapey's']

[Click to view comic: 'McRapey's']

[Click to view comic: 'McRapey's']

[Click to view comic: 'McRapey's: The Fuck-If-I-Know Goblin Edition']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC98']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC98']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC98']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC98']

[Click to view comic: 'CC337']

And I'm spent.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Hey, I have some more old comics with the "fastfood" background!  Who'd have ever guessed?

[Click to view comic: 'The Absent-Minded Cow -- 1']

[Click to view comic: 'The Absent-Minded Cow -- 2']

[Click to view comic: 'The Absent-Minded Cow -- 3']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'The Absent-Minded Cow -- 4']

[Click to view comic: 'The Absent-Minded Cow -- 5']

[Click to view comic: 'The Absent-Minded Cow -- 6']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 375. Eat It, Vegans']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Whatever!']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Flame Retarded']

Looks like we've got a decent amount of entries. I'll end things next friday night(the 14th).

Well, if everyone's going to post some of their older stuff, I'll join in on that.  I do intend on making a few new ones for this contest, though, as it's a large part of my life that we're all making fun of here.

[Click to view comic: 'Really effective upselling']

JStrongif everyone jumped off a bridge, would you do that too, young man?!

i would:

[Click to view comic: 'The Matrix Refilled']

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what if nigger meant kite