Anyone who has ever been in the food service, or has been some sort of clerk will appreciate this next contest:

The comic will consist of witty banter and or insults exchanged between customers and employees of a restaurant, convenience store etc... You must use the "fastfood" background that is under "inside," in at least one panel. If you've seen the movie "Clerks," or "Waiting...," then you know what I'm looking for. Example:

CC 375: The Customer Is Always Wrong by deathtoradio 12-03-07

Give me my usual. What's your "usual?" Jesus christ! I come in here twice a week and buy the same fucking thing. Do they pay you to be a moron? Yep. It's in my job description. They want us dumb enough to not notice the poor pay, but smart enough to be able to push these buttons here on the register. Let me speak to your manager! Hello sir, I'm the manager. How can I be of service?

I'll announce an ending date when people submit enough entries.

cc375: Rat tail by mandingo 12-03-07

THERE WAS A RAT TAIL IN MY FRIES!!! rat tail THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!! rat tail, rat tail RAT TAIL, RAT TAIL, RAT TAIL! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, CLYDE?? looking for it on the register so i can charge you for it

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what if nigger meant kite

mandingo and I have this one won.

Woppy Burger by mandingo 9-15-05

"welcome to Woppy Burger, where all our burgers are Woppy fresh and made with Woppy love." Gene, don't get me wrong, i appreciate the job and all, but why do i have to say that stupid Woppy phrase every time? because that's the Woppy way, you dumb Woppy shit. now scuttle your little Woppy ass back out there and serve fresh Woppy goodness to the retarded Woppy masses i heard that

Woppy Burger 2 by HCRoyall 9-15-05

I'm telling you, I can't stand this job. I'd quit if I could find something better. The customers... I told you to get a job back here in the kitchen. Welcome to Woppy Burger, home of the Woppy Burger! How may I help you? I'd like a Woppy Burger, medium rare, cut into sixths, and a milkshake with no cup. I fucking hate you.

Woppy Burger 3 by HCRoyall 9-16-05

I want to speak to your manager! The manager's off today. I'm the assistant manager. Then I demand you fire yourself at once! You're a special kind of retarded, aren't you sir?

Woppy Burger 4 by mandingo 9-16-05

welcome to Woppy Burger, where all our burgers are Woppy fresh and made with Woppy love God, i hate you i hate myself most days not enough

Woppy Burger 5 by mandingo 9-16-05

welcome to Woppy Burger, where all our burgers are Woppy fresh and made with Woppy love. i'll take a Woppy Meal please would you like a Woppy Shake or a Woppy Soda, Woppy Fries or Woppy Hashbrowns, a Woppy Burger or a Sloppy Woppy God, i hate you

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Woppy Burger 6 by HCRoyall 9-16-05

Welcome to Woppy Burger, where all the burgers are made Woppy Fresh with Woppy love. How can I help you? I'm the Health Inspector. I just need to look around if you don't mind. O thank GOD!!! Excuse me? Let me put it this way: it would be in the interest of EVERYONE'S health if you made it so I don't have to work here any more.

Woppy Burger 7 by HCRoyall 9-16-05

I swear, I can't take this job anymore, man! I'm about ready to quit even if it does mean being unemployed for a while. I hear you, man. Whoa, there's the boss; he looks pissed... It seems Head Office has been getting complaints about your less than Woppy attitude. They only had one thing to say about that, kid... I'm fired? Please tell me I'm fired! Actually, they're making you a manager and upping your hours. You're doing this to torment me, aren't you?

Woppy Burger Finale by mandingo 9-16-05

"welcome to Woppy Burger, where all our burgers are Woppy fresh and made with Woppy love." Joe, i appreciate the job and all, but why do i have to say that stupid Woppy phrase every time? because that's the Woppy way, you dumb Woppy shit. now scuttle your little Woppy ass back out there and serve fresh Woppy goodness to that fat Woppy fuck i heard that

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Props to whoppy burger!

Coffee with a side order of bullshit - take 2 by serendipity2OO3 12-03-07

Welcome to starsucks, may I take your order? Yeah, uh give me a tall,no make that a Grande, double coco machiato, house blend, half cafe, sugar free, low fat soy creamer, with an extra shot of espresso... now make sure its soy Im lactose intolerant and sugar free sweetner im watching my figure and a full extra shot of espresso last time there was only half and be sure the lids tight because it never is one coffee with a lot of crap for the bitch coming right up

It's pretty much a moot point to enter the contest now, because if HCRoyall didn't win, then the stories of corruption in StripCreator surely are true. However, since I've worked in restaurants for four years and counting, I had to enter. I'm so glad I'm a cook and never have to put up with customers' bullshit.

The Manager (CC 375) by theburninator 12-03-07

Well, sir, you may think you said "small diet coke," but what you ACTUALLY said was "coke," you fat piece of scum-sucking shit! Excuse ME?! I wanna see your manager right now! You wanna see my manager? Alright, here's my manager. He's loaded with hollow points and he's gonna solve all of our problems. What th- ...And he's gonna solve all of our problems. Hello?! I said, you gave me the wrong drink, you moron!

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

Since it wasn't specified that old entries AREN'T allowed:

Swipe It Between Your Buttcheeks and Hit Enter by attitudechicka 10-19-03

Cash or Check Only Your total is $1.06 Here, I'll just pay with my debit card. Cash Or Check Only Our machines only accept cash or check. Cash or Check Only Well, could you take it just this once?

Additionally, this comic is a few years old, they now accept debit cards and discover for purchases of $7 or more.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

No rule against old comix???

People Who Haven't Had Their Coffee by boloboffin 8-08-06

Hi, welcome to LotaLatte, what can I get started for you? Okay, it's a simple drink, but I'm kind of fussy. I want an americano, but you have to take care not to touch the mouth of the cup. Pick up two cups, or take extreme care with one, and then pick up two lids, or maybe it's better if you let me reach over and get my own lid. ***sniffle*** AHHHHHHHH!!!!

People Who Haven't Had Their Coffee by boloboffin 9-16-06

Welcome to LotaLatte: Saturn Edition! How can I help you? The cookies are free, correct? No, sir. I'm paying a hundred thousand for a new car, and I can't get a free cookie!? If you can afford a hundred thousand dollar car, you can afford an eighty-one cent cookie.

People Who Haven't Had Their Coffee by boloboffin 9-20-06

This one lady really wants bagels. Can't do it. The dealership stores set the standards - if they get bagels there, they'll expect them here. So people didn't buy them, huh? No, they bought them! We just stopped doing bagels. We throw away 90% of what we make every day, and we phased out a product we sell all the time? We're not getting bagels.

People Who Haven't Had Their Coffee by boloboffin 9-29-06

Welcome to LotaLatte, what can I get started for you? A regular coffee. What size? A small latte. Oh. A latte. Yes. And put three shakes of cinnamon in the bottom of the cup, one of nutmeg, two Splendas, and make it Skinny!

People Who Haven't Had Their Coffee by boloboffin 9-29-06

Ohhh. Dude's checking out the huge ugly SUV, the one with 12/14 mpg... Sold! Wouldn't it be cheaper to fly to Iraq and spit in a soldier's face?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

CC 375: Robot Cashier by Creative4me 12-03-07

Hi i'll have a Beef Jeky Welcome to Berky's what will you have today? I just said! Im sorry we do not sell that food item. Anything else? That skin looks fake! Im sorry we do not sell that food item *zap*. Anything else?

Meh it aint great...

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I looked at two peeled bananas and realized what they really were. They were Weiners!

Since no mention of a rule against old comics...

RCL: Always end on a compliment by The_young_scot 11-05-05

Welcome to the Rabbit Hole, Home of the Big Hole meal! What can i get you sir? Wow, thats one hell of an outfit they make you wear! You sort of look like a Telletubby. A crazy rapist telletubbly. Nice moustache though

Psychic Jim by The_young_scot 1-20-06

We join Jim at work Hiya, I'd like to order a.. Large Chunkyburger meal with large fries and extra fat. Wow! Thats exactly right! How did you know? Well its quite simple really You're a fat bastard

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Hey, I have some old comics with the "fastfood" background!  This is a lot easier than making new ones.

A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It -- 1 by biped 5-12-04

Yes, sir. May I take your order? No, you may not. Well, what the heck am I supposed to say now?

A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It -- 2 by biped 5-12-04

Sir, may I TAKE your ORDER? Yes, you may. Well, are you going to tell me what you want? No, I am not.

A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It -- 3 by biped 5-12-04

That's it. I'm getting the manager. Yes, what seems to be the trouble here? The man went away.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It -- 4 by biped 5-12-04

Yes, sir, may I --

A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It -- 5 by biped 5-12-04

A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It -- 6 by biped 5-12-04

THAT'S IT! Either GIVE me your order RIGHT NOW or GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! All right, I'd like one million of everything, please. FINE! Will that be for HERE or to GO? That will be 657,392 of everything for here, and 342,607 of everything to go. Okay -- your total is four million, eight-hundred and fifty-two thousand, five-hundred and thirty-six dollars and twenty-three cents. Will there be anything else? Oh, drat...I seem to have left my wallet at home. Just give me one of those little toy tricycles with a clown on it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

HCRoyalllool, good ole Woppy Burger

cc375: Woppy Burger Redux by mandingo 12-04-07

welcome to Woppy Burger U. here you'll learn everything you need to know to serve fresh Woppy goodness to the demanding Woppy masses. but a word of warning - it isn't easy. our dropout rate is 80% first, let me ask you, can you count to ten? yes. then i'll just sign your diploma here...

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what if nigger meant kite

Based on shit I had to put up with after college.

CC375: True Tales from Pizza Slut (Makin' It Late) 1 by themushroom 12-04-07

Welcome to Pizza Slut! Will this be dine-in or carryout? I got a pizza delivered and there were only seven slices in the box! According to our computer, you're a lousy tipper. Looks like the driver extracted a gratuity from your sorry cheap ass!