It's "OPEN MIKE" time! You must use at least 2 panels. Black blackground as shown. Microphone must be in #2 spot You can have any other character in any other spot. No old comics. No photoshops. Make me laugh and you could land yourself as the headliner of the next competition! Judging in about a week!
..So then I said "If you had to squeeze a large oval object out of your arse every bloody day, wouldn't you want to walk that shit off afterwards? That's why I'm crossing the god damn road"
Woo!
This Bill Chicks is alright, but I think I liked Gilbert Goatfried more
TOBOR RUB MAGIC LAMP. GENIE SAY "YOU GET THREE WISHES". I SAY "I WANT TO CORNHOLE FIRST 3 GUYS IN AUDIENCE!" GENIE SAY "GRANTED!" AND GO POOF. ATTENTION FRONT ROW: REAL SHOW START IN 5 MINUTES.
...and so the whore says, "They ain't paying me enough to fuck a retarded, transexual midget!" HAHAHAHA-hello? Is this mike on? I know you're out there 'cause I can hear you masturbating!
Today, some asshole tells me my "human" is open and laughs! So, I spewed digestive bile all over his face and sucked out his eye-balls for a light, midday snack!
My boyfriend bought me a "gag" gift for Valentine's Day: A twelve-inch dildo! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA [*snort*] Ironically, though, it did not make me gag!
Ha, ha!
However, I haven't been able to sit for a week! [ *snicker* ]
